It'd cost ninety US dollars and be a link to a page telling you to pick a better deck

Tanner L (Whitetop)@professor-whitetop.bsky.social · 18h ago

Look forward to the new Boost Teklo Master Class Metafy from this random ass chud.

Remember the Competitor's Ethos this PQ season. Never concede. Demand concessions from your opponents. Don't bring mediocre decks to events. Scout as much as possible. Maintain an optimal caloric intake. Five laws for success. #fabtcg

If I have to say "don't bring Teklovossen to a PQ," then what hope is there for you? This would be akin to telling someone "wear oven mitts while taking a pan out of the oven." If you have to explain this, it's indicative of much deeper issues. #fabtcg

nat@0nat.bsky.social · 2d ago

your silence on the teklo presence at pqs is deafening.

Please don't bring decks like Maxx, Puffin, Marlynn, or Fang to your PQs. Take the game seriously. #fabtcg

When people go "oh hahaha, that's satire, you couldn't possibly be serious, it's not real!" Know that I am not satire. I am serious. I'm the only real person on this earth. Transcend your phantasmagoric existence, get on my level, and realize yourself #fabtcg

This is real, I am a hardened and powerful mind

Sounds like training wheels to me.

I don't have to think I'm better than anyone. I know it innately, the way a beaver knows how to build a dam, or a tiger knows how to hunt. It's pure instinct #fabtcg

Work harder to disenfranchise the casuals in your area. They should go do something else if they aren't willing to commit to something fully #fabtcg

Not wanting to engage with #fabtcg on a competitive level is a sign of weakness in both intellect and character imo. Go beyond the casual. Become an athlete, a true Olympian, a titan of character

An "Echoverse" you would be one of conviction and skill apparently. None a more nobler pursuit than the greatness of a tournament grinder. Should you need coaching, I offer my tutelage at an incredibly reasonable rate #fabtcg #mtg

VeggieWagon@veggiewagon.bsky.social · 2w ago

Echoverse Veggie is a Flesh and Blood tournament grinder who can’t understand why anyone would choose not to play the best deck in the format. Music is “not really his thing” and his FYP is silent recounts of the previous day’s stock market fluctuations. He still has a degree in chemistry.

I have evidence that people who post negative sentiment towards #fabtcg on Bluesky and Twitter are plants by Riot Games in order to drive people away from FaB into Riftbound. It's an elaborate operation but it's very real and extremely dangerous

#fabtcg should honestly be a bit more expensive, especially in the M and L slots. This keeps the riff raff out

Reminder: it does not matter if a deck is fun to play against. Your complaints should be met with derision or deaf ears if this is a genuine concern you have #fabtcg

Imo if you aren't a fan of strong decks and just "like to play what's fun," that's the mindset of one who is weak and unsuccessful at #fabtcg

This sounds like if my personal hell was a real physical place

Monty Quantum@montyquantumtcg.bsky.social · 3w ago

I dont think people understand just how relaxed my fab locals are, like yea everyones trying to win the match and we always report scores but if you asked who won overall i couldnt tell you most nights obviously that changes for big events but its cool that locals feels like a locals #fabtcg

Going to go to the next PQ season not to play in any but simply to tell everyone I'm more intelligent than they are #fabtcg

Been seeing a lot of discourse here lately, so I will lend my wisdom, as Socrates would. If you need a card to keep decks you don't like in check, that's a sign of weakness. Strive to be stronger! Would you ride a bike with training wheels your entire life? No, I thought not. #fabtcg

One reason I think people look up to me as one of the most intelligent members of the #fabtcg community is that I am consistently correct about the Competitor's Ethos. Honestly, at this point if you block me, or even disagree, I think that says a lot about how you approach this game.

Personally, I think people whine too much about cards that are very easy to play around, like Ripple Away. There are other cards and heroes worth complaining about, specifically ones that counter my strategy of playing fatigue builds, or decks like Marionette and Nuu. #fabtcg

Be a beacon of light, a guiding star for others to find their way home. Do not complain about cards being legal. And to those of you who want to complain about the complaints, strive to be better. This is how we better ourselves. Thus Spake Magus Sisters. #fabtcg

snowllie@snowllie.bsky.social · 3w ago

Real talk. Serious talk only. My opponent playing cards is not only annoying, but it's a rules nightmare. FaB is a game where me winning is much more interesting than me losing.

Bluesky should remove the ability to block me. No one should choose to deafen their ears to my message. #fabtcg

Pleasant to see that LSS didn't succumb to the cries of the open decklist whiners. Kibble, your wage is safe. #fabtcg

Nothing is more important than winning. There are no medals in the Olympics for those who come in second place. In the words of Ricky Bobby, "If you ain't first, you're last." #fabtcg

Why aren't you playing whatever the best deck is? The only logical reason to not do so is to have a crutch should you lose. "I would have won if I was playing a top tier-" Yes. Play a top tier. Prove yourself. Not doing so? Honestly a sign of weakness. #fabtcg

Pleased with my time in Seoul. Kibble was successful in their scouting duties, and didn't get lost (stuck) like they did at the last event we attended. I have bestowed upon them both their wage, and my permission to purchase whatever they so choose with it. I'm so proud. #fabtcg

If you so choose to vote in the selection for Silver Age, know that this is a sign of weakness. A lion does not fear those he dislikes. Be like the lion. Don't be weak. Withhold your vote this season. #fabtcg

If you compete, you should look upon Sephiroth as an inspiration. He threw off the shackles of corporate oppression to blaze his own trail. Do the same. Competing isn't about money, fortune, or fame. It's for the love of the game. #fabtcg

I want no distractions while making my sealed deck. If you see me at the World Premiere, leave me in peace, I'm working on serious business #fabtcg

What's more important, prizing, or winning? Winning, obviously. There's such a thing as a "participation prize." There's no such thing as a "participation win." Seeking out a higher EV for an easier play experience is the sign of one who is soft and cannot compete on their own standing. #fabtcg