The Temptation of Michael
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ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS [Mike]!? I'M FINALLY I'M FINALLY GONNA BE A BIG SHOT!!! HERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!!
* Mike! Delete those houses!! These guys are too good!!
I... sort of feel like there were more, though. Like, one time, I remember getting a cat and it actually LOWERED how many points I had. And then of course I died immediately, so I couldn't get a picture or anything. And of course no one else has ever seemed to see this...
10 years of fan mail are past this door! Ready!? Mike, open up that door!!!
* (You pressed in the letters M I C H A E L !)
I THOUGHT I heard someone misusing the AIR WAVES motif!!
But we can't let this get out! No... If people knew there was more than one Mike... Everybody would want to be Mike!!! Well, we're not letting that happen!!
* (It's the MichaelBomb.) * (It resets the High Score of all Michaels to 0.) Explode and reset scores ❤️ Don't
* Who KNOWS!? It's a TIE! Hurry up and get a HIGH SCORE, kid!
RALSEI: I suppose... we also. Don't need to be here. SUSIE: ... yeah...
* Pick us up with MAUS and put us in the center to play! Here's the games...
A rousing battle! Mike! Give them a free tube yogurt!
* Mike seems slightly uncomfortable in their jacket.
MIKE, uhh, can we cut that one from air? MIKE?
* CAT MIKE - PLUEY - Avoid rain! Click + Hold with MAUS to bring CATs to the BASKET!
Talk to MAUS to play various MIKE MINIGAMES! Use the MAUS to put MIKE in the MIKE SLOT!
* M... Mike? Mike, you... you're leaving, too!? * MIKE!! NO!! ANYONE BUT YOU!! ANYONE!!
* Hey, the heck are you doing in here?! * Didn't you read that DOOR?!
* (It's Jongler's Book on Jongleing And Other Tricks)
* Now that we've all been (im)properly introduced... * MIKE, the BOARD, please!
* That's why... since then... it feels like... you're not really here. * Everything is... fake. * When the curtain falls... everything just feels like... * Playing pretend. * ... you know what I mean, Mike?