Given the amount of webview flows in our 3rd party APIs now I'm starting to wonder why the whole product isn't just web. *shakes fist at the sky*

Trillionaire littering the moon, just a typical Wednesday.

It had not occurred to me until today that the phrase "shit the bed" might not be talking about your own bed.

All units of time expressed by a person that are below one month can be safely rounded up to one month.

"back to school" still briefly fills me with dread and panic

It must take real strength of will for QAs to fill in real forms properly.

I wasn't waiting for a sign, but it was waiting for me.

Hah! Knocked my earbud out taking my hat off, it fell several flights down a stairwell. For balance the other one now needs an extreme adventure. Maybe something at sea. Or in space!

I saw that Michael J Fox in the garden centre the other day. At least I think it was him - he had his back to the fuschia.

I can crack under pressure without pressure.

I've done medium at things this past week *buffs nails on collar*

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It really does have a fucking SCART hole

It's Queer Christmas in #Brighton today, and everyone looks absolutely incredible as they head into town <3 #Pride

#ProjectZomboid has many quality of life improvements and quality of death improvements.

Duolingo now involves opening more chests than the Alien franchise.

As a software engineer I find it pleasing I can have a legit commit message of: "include a raw dump"

I think, if the theory holds, I may just be able to create two absolutely massive letters. But that's a big if.

Save me from software engineers who think they can fill in for UX, UI and Product specialists. "Deciding" is never the problem, anyone can just decide shit! But without consensus that decision has no weight, carries no strength and will become undone. There's a gulf between making something […]

#ADHD expressed in code... 10 PRINT "20 GOTO 10"

Being a bit nostalgic about being a Linden. Seems so long ago now. The Brighton moonlab was a great place with a great bunch.

People who talk about themselves in the 3rd person have probably just accidentally pressed a controller button and changed the camera mode and now can't work out how to get it back again.

RE: https://mstdn.social/@TheMightyGit/116980028838306067 Forgot to tag this thread #bus #buses . Our local Brighton, UK) bus depot had an open day...

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Just been thru the bus wash at the local depot.

My gardening ability has reached the level of: software engineer

Just been thru the bus wash at the local depot.

Thirst doesn't exist. It's a conspiracy perpetuated by Big Beverage.

I'm now officially ADHD Combined. Thank fuck that's over, the assessment was breaking me apart (please don't be put off doing it tho, you got this, you can do it). Onto the meds path I go! #ADHD

Doom sounds like Nandor, and I'm not unhappy about it.

Having real trouble unhooking my brain at the moment. It wants to just hyperfocus on work and it's really making me feel the 'lost' part of 'lost in thought'. In my 20s I wondered if one day I would get lost enough to never return. Decades later and I'm not sure I didn't.

Snarling at myself to stop falling apart makes me think I may have missed the window for that particular advice.