fucked that thryd let a dog get too itchy to think
pavlov's doll
@themuttwithnoname.bsky.social
god's sluttiest cowpoke, texan cryptid in the rust belt, toy builder, coyote from the woods, doggirl researcher, evil woman, either over or under caffeinated, MDNI
sprinkling some old bay on my maryland girlfriend before i eat her out bc i respect her culture
my body is a machine that turns beer into piss and having weird bruises
i am judging several of you and im not stopping as long as yr being shitheads to eachother for no reason
crazy how many times a week i hear gay people talking about other gay people who's kink they dont like and if you take the name of the kink out it could just be reagan justifying just letting gay people get aids wonder what's going on there
I'm the normal amount of kinky, everyone who's less kinky than me is a PRUDE who doesn't know enough about this to TALK TO ME at parties, and everyone who's more kinky than me is a FREAK and if you invite them i'm going to tell everyone your events are UNSAFE
what if a dog was the itchiest thing on this green earth?
i will 1000% flirt with a girl for years before we meet up, if we meet up at all, flirting is it's own reward and haven't y'all heard of tension and release?
this post is about how stress can cause hives and also how my anxiety medication can cause hives
pavlov's doll@themuttwithnoname.bsky.social · 4w agoif there really is one true omnipresent, omnipotent god then he fucking started this fight
if there really is one true omnipresent, omnipotent god then he fucking started this fight
save me evil french twink evil french twink save me (he wont)
Charlotte Counterattack@dykeanthrope.dog · 4w agoI need this twink like I need air to breathe
ICE shot this man, a loving husband and father of three, dead, for the crime of going to work Tuesday morning. His family's gofundme for funeral/services is about halfway to its goal gofund.me/660ca4364
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gofund.me
chat what of instead of being itchy my skin was made of durable, sift, temperature resistant platinum silicone?
me while my family is still trying to rationalize making people in west texas shower and drink less water in the summer to make 2009 style memes without having to learn photoshop
Sarah Connor
Alt: Sarah Connor in black sunglasses and a black tank top and black combat pants with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth checking the chamber of an m4 carbine
static.klipy.com
the pursuit of perfect understanding of another is a futile and fruitless effort which robs us of the opportunity to love the imperfect, mysterious and messy versions of one another that we get to actually ever know
atrocities you commit *for the kids* are still atrocities, and will generally put as many consequences on them as it will gains so like maybe dont do that
if i buy a mausoleum ahead of time, can i just go hang out in there sometimes?
a second fencing helmet has hit the shopping cart
pretty weird that we got ads on gas pumps before universal healthcare, seems like maybe the wrong order
chat what if we stopped having bosses and landlords and billionaires? like idk if anybody has thought of that yet but it seems like it would solve a lot of problems
yeah i really wanna go fucking apeshit actually
cut enough corners and you're gonna hit a load bearing wall