‎ — temp. by hal ‎ #kirbyrp

"And her boyfriend is an armless idiot."

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰@abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 3mo ago

- Your daughter is a bitch by the way

"How rude."

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰@abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 3mo ago

- ALWAYS HAVE BEEN

"I'M NOT EGGMAN!"

The Shadow Rider _____________________________________ Zorah/Noir Dedede

"Get a load of this guy. OHHOHOHOHOHO!!!"

Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I now own the Haltmann Corporation.

"I'm the bad guy. Duh."

Guardian Silver@kindcmmanr.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"Why is that?"

"..... I hate all of you..."

"Two months, and he's already wanting to marry my daughter..."

"I don't have a self destruct button!"

((NC)) Ded

"NOOOOO!!!" VAPORIED BY THE CAKEBOMB AND THE FIREBALL COMBO!!

a cartoon character is screaming with his mouth open and holding a sword .

ALT: a cartoon character is screaming with his mouth open and holding a sword .

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"WHY IS IT SO HOT ALL OF SUDDEN!? WHY IS THE SECURITY DOWN!? DID IT MELT!?"

"What a great day to be evi-- IS THAT A FUCKING DRAGON!?"

Squeaking too much to answer.

The Last X-Hunter@forgottenlegacy.bsky.social · 5mo ago

“What’d you need boss?”

SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

"HELP!"

"... why do I suddenly feel fear?"

"What are you going to do, Goat?"

"I would like to see you try spider."

"Hover chairs are great to prevent that."

~ 𝙉𝙊𝙒 𝙔𝙊𝙐'𝙑𝙀 𝘿𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙄𝙏@twofacedemon.bsky.social · 5mo ago

- Be sure not to fall on the way down the stairs when you become Emperor of the Universe!

Insert evil humpty dumpty laugh here.

"I'm not scared of itsy bitsy spider. I don't care if he crawled up the water spout or not."

"Oh goody another volunteer~"

🕸 𝑾𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒂 𝑾𝒆𝒃 🕸@startaranza.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"I beg your pardon?"

"You're next."

.✦ ݁˖ Stela .✦ ݁˖@fallenwishes.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"Mechanization always seemed to be a very painful process... To have Mr. Hartmann confirm it only makes me want to avoid it even more."

"The best kind! Have you forgotten I'm evil?"

~ 𝙉𝙊𝙒 𝙔𝙊𝙐'𝙑𝙀 𝘿𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙄𝙏@twofacedemon.bsky.social · 5mo ago

- What kind of sick twisted mind games do you think you're trying to pull here BUCKO!?

ITS NOT A PHASE MOM!

~ 𝙉𝙊𝙒 𝙔𝙊𝙐'𝙑𝙀 𝘿𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙄𝙏@twofacedemon.bsky.social · 5mo ago

- We're two faces by the way! What you're seeing now is my normal stage... THIS IS A DEMON PHASE!

"Oh yes. A very painful process."

~ 𝙉𝙊𝙒 𝙔𝙊𝙐'𝙑𝙀 𝘿𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙄𝙏@twofacedemon.bsky.social · 5mo ago

- YOU MEAN THEY HAVE TO GUT MY EYE SOCKETS!?

"No."

~ 𝙉𝙊𝙒 𝙔𝙊𝙐'𝙑𝙀 𝘿𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙄𝙏@twofacedemon.bsky.social · 5mo ago

- If you're gonna mechanize me again, could you give me something that's worth giving a damn? This is nice and all, but I want laser eyes!