Tell me you don’t want my spicy Italian sausage in your mouth right now.
I’m actually jealous of antivaxxers. It must be cool waking up every day being so fucking stupid you believe you and your social feed managed to somehow outsmart the global science cabal and unearth their evil plan. It’s like living in your own personal retard version of DaVinci Code or James Bond.
Saw Odyssey - really fun movie. More importantly, it was the 2nd film I attended solo and I now firmly believe there’s no better movie experience than by yourself in a dead theatre where you can recline and shamelessly gorge on snacks like you haven’t seen food in a month. Would highly recommend.
Before I waste my money going to see it in theatres, is the Odyssey honestly good like for real or is it like Oppenheimer in that it’s actually boring as fuck but for some reason everyone feels compelled to pretend it was great?
In Nylander’s draft year (2014), the biggest TV personality on the planet’s biggest hockey broadcast ripped the Leafs for taking him and every week after that for the next decade, every MSM analyst has lobbied for his exile from this market. But yes Darren, please tell us how bad Mitch had it here.
I say this as a HUGE fan of the show but the next House of the Dragon episode better get back on its shit because the last 2 were boring as fuck. Starting to lose me and I don’t want that.
I said at the beginning of the year that I’d stay loyal to this Jays team this year no matter what for the the incredible journey they took me on last season but it hurts to see just how bad they fucking suck. They lack everything that made us love them. Sad.
I’m not sure I could have less respect for any Canadian who remains cool with the US right now. Like we get it, you’re a stupid fucking asshole - fine, whatever. But could you at least show SOME national solidarity against those actively threatening our bloody wellbeing? www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...
Trump's new 50% tariff to hit even CUSMA-compliant goods | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump is moving to impose tariffs of 50 per cent on a wide range of Canadian exports, a dramatic ramping up of his trade war against his northern neighbour.
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Ever been in an elevator with a bratty toddler screaming cuz they wanna press the button and their asshole parents have to let them try to but he can’t because he’s an incapable toddler and they hold up the entire elevator and you wish someone slapped the kid? That’s like watching Trump do anything.
Normally I'd go to bat for my country but I have to admit I'm not happy with my fellow Canadians right now. You forgot to rake the forest again you lazy, stupid fucks.
Back in the day, CityTV used to play The Exorcist like every other weekend for some reason. I think I was 9 when I first watched it with my older siblings while our parents were at a wedding. Scared the shit out of me so much I didn't rewatch it till I was in my 30s.
Patrick Klepek@patrickklepek.bsky.social · 3w agoDo you remember what *your* first R-rated movie was? I finally asked my mom (I couldn't remember), and she told me it was The Lost Boys when I was roughly the same age as my daughter (about 9). The movie traumatized her more than it did me, apparently
I miss pre-social media days when white trash would just grunt N words to each other while operating carnival rides. Now these fucks gather online with suburban soccer moms to enlighten us on shit like how crypto will save us from the great reset and WEF vaccine chemtrails or whatever the fuck.
Cult MTL@cultmtl.com · 4w agoThe more disinformation you believe, the more likely you are to vote Conservative. “80% of the most disinformed Canadians vote Conservative.”
More than 2 of 3 American voters did not have a problem with Trump getting a second term in office. Fair or not, you all bear his stench at very least until you find it in yourselves to vote him out. Until that day, your entire republic can, with all due respect, collectively go fuck itself.
Sen. Adam Schiff@schiff.senate.gov · 4w agoCanada's boycott of California wine is causing devastating harm to winegrowers. I'm urging the Canadian government to recognize that California doesn’t agree with these tariff wars, to lift these restrictions, and increase consumer options to strengthen both our economies.
I’m glad the World Cup is only once every 4 years because when it ends it’s depressing to go back to following NHL hockey which, in comparison, feels like municipal seniors lawn bowling.
Going into this match I was just hoping for a respectable showing and maybe somehow our way into penalties. Now I’m gonna be fucking pissed if we don’t beat these assholes.
You know what’s more annoying than rain ruining your summer outdoor plans? The fucking weather network telling you it’s gonna rain every single day for the next 12 fucking weeks and instead your lawn is dying of drought. Forecasters are the 1 profession that should lose their jobs to AI. Assholes.
Everything the Leafs did is bad and should make you feel no excitement but instead give you sadness until one day you die. My piece:
This is it too. It’s not like we tied our hands by giving out 5+ year deals. These are all disposable short term contracts that align perfectly with the remaining tenure of the captain who is effectively holding the team hostage but I digress.
Deep Due Diligence Dudgee@dudgee.bsky.social · last mo.And if everything does go to shit, the 2 year contracts they all signed for make them pretty movable at the trade deadline. Collect another stack of picks and go nuts at the draft. Last deadline they barely made 2 deals because that depth forward group was generally garbage.
Not to drag the convo into 2013 Corsi Wars™️ territory, but honestly, do stat geeks flatly refuse to see ANY upside to replacing depth guys who’ve done squat here and adding capable NHLers with size, versatility and maybe a history of winning? There is nuance right? Not everything is David Clarkson.
Bro just signed and/or traded for an entire bottom six in like 5 hours and busted every line combo thingie tool out there to smithereens. I'm fine with that chaos. We've only ever had GMs fiddling.
Love or hate the individual moves, it’s pretty much guaranteed that this Leafs roster under Hiller will be completely different than the team we’ve watched play over the last few years and that alone excites me. If it tanks, you collect a King’s ransom for Matthews and build around McKenna.
Leaf fans for last 5 years: This roster needs big changes. [new GM makes big roster changes] Leaf fans:
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If Bob stinks, just sell him to the Oilers. They’ll always eat our leftovers.