You won’t DIE if you draw a little wonky. One of the most successful games of all time has THIS going on.
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Aspiring swamp hag | they/them | est. in the mid 90s | 18+
I went onto r/Canada just to see how people were reacting to the potential EU association and the first thing I saw was just horrid racism against First Nations people
I Don'T Know What I Expected - Arrested Development
Alt: Michael Bluth opening a bag that says dead dove do not eat and then saying I don't know what I expected.
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It's so hard to untangle feelings of "would I just rather be called handsome than pretty" when things like "you look like boy" were used to mock you. Like damn maybe in an ideal world where all of these descriptors exist in a vacuum but unfortunately we do, in fact, live in a society!
🦉@theowlseye.bsky.social · 16h agoAnyone else with low self image hate getting complimented on for their appearance? The moment someone tells me they think I'm pretty I get so weirded out and
I was going to make an addendum and say that "MGS isn't about the mortifying ordeal of having a mother because no one developed an eating disorder" and then I remembered that the Boss commented on BiBo losing weight at the beginning of Snake Eater and that's classic misadventures in having a mom.
🦉@theowlseye.bsky.social · 2d agoMetal Gear Solid is about the mortifying ordeal of having a father
Obviously it goes without saying that health insurance companies are evil but the fact that explant surgery isn't usually covered for people with BII feels really evil? Like damn they're really saying "it's all in your head you dumb women."
We mock but honestly i probably would not believe my eyes if 10 million firelflies lit up the world as he fell asleep. He's got me on that one
Underrated part of the Sydney Sweeney gambling ad is she reassures us the app can't be used to bet on wars, the concept no one had heard of like three years ago
Anyone else with low self image hate getting complimented on for their appearance? The moment someone tells me they think I'm pretty I get so weirded out and
Tim Gunn Eww Gross
Alt: Tim Gunn sticking out his tongue in disgust.
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this thread does not go where you think
Jay Hulme@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 23h agoSide note: a random priest was once like "You have friends who aren't Christians, what'd you say if they asked you "who is this Jesus guy?"" And I had to be like "dude, weird evangelism implications aside, nobody in twenty first century England has ever asked that question. What is wrong with you?"
Possibly the funniest person you could ask about this imo
Guardian US@us.theguardian.com · yesterdayCan social media be addictive? @taylorlorenz.bsky.social says no. “You wanting to communicate and chat with your friends every day is not an addiction,” says Lorenz. “And to frame it that way is incredibly harmful and anti-science.”
Lmao he is lying about not having had a stroke.
🦉@theowlseye.bsky.social · yesterdayMy mom haaaaaates Mitch McConnell and I want to text her "did you see the video of him 'returning' to work" but I genuinely think that would make her sad to watch because it would remind her too much of when her dad had a stroke 😭
My mom haaaaaates Mitch McConnell and I want to text her "did you see the video of him 'returning' to work" but I genuinely think that would make her sad to watch because it would remind her too much of when her dad had a stroke 😭
I love how technology skipped from calculators to end-of-humanity without figuring out escalators that don’t break
Preview of my next fic: Big Boss thinking "my triple agent right hand man can't be gay, he's obsessed with women" The women in question:
I love when I'm at work and someone refers to a higher up manager as "the big boss." It's like if John Metal Gear was director of finance and operations instead of war.
If you are a lapsed Catholic with big boobs you should get free tickets to see Slayyyter