i have decided, after much thought and consideration, to lose my entire fucking mind
we gotta stop with the trail cams at night. we're not meant to see this shit. leave it be!!
they should bring back princess peach's dad, the mushroom king, from the 80s comics. put his ass in a kart or whatever
neither of the brothers in smash brothers are named smash, so what the fuck
just discovered i had got streets of rage 4 for free on epic a month before i bought it on gog. oh well. gog is better anyway
imagine a world where michael jordan successfully brought back the hitler mustache
MY LIST OF DEMANDS: 1: could you be a little quieter? no worries if not...i don't even mind, really. in fact, turn it up!
hate how cyclical fashion is. there's no good reason to start dressing and styling your hair like you're a character in good will hunting. no good reason!
It’s pure sheesh what they’re doing to me
favorite dinosaur? the chicken. favorite bird? the brontosaurus. favorite kind of sandwich? ice cream sandwich. favorite kind of ice cream? the song ice cream paint job by dorrough from his debut album, dorrough music,
the problem with popular science educators is that real scientists are too busy doing actual science in very selective fields which leaves the general education up to annoying nerds. don't let a nerd tell you, another nerd, about this shit, just read a damn book
locked door mystery, huh. bet the murderer did the killing and then locked the door after themselves. solved!
obama once again hit us with his wild summer playlist of little known underground bands and artists such as the beatles and johnny cash. where does he find these guys
*when an mfer's bidding me adieu*: this mfer's biding me adieu!😂🥴😭
and the angel said unto her, "do not reply to this e-mail, mary."