How many more days until I can post the exploding head emoji? 🤪

It's Friday already?!? Wasn't it Monday just yesterday? 😱

A fog machine. 💨

Garbage won, trash can lost. 🤔 I'm still processing..

💥 On condition of anonymity, the ketchup in the "Snack Force One" catering truck claims it was also present in Butler, PA and is now requesting witness protection. 🫣

Not just enemies, but also true American patriots who love their country and see this incompetent joke of a president destroy it. November is near. Register to vote. Vote! Show this moron who's the boss! 🗳️ 🌊

This idiot deserved to be hidden inside a lavatory truck that pumps sewage from the airplane's lavatory waste tank. 🤮

Or cease reporting on him altogether, unless a miracle happens and he leaves the Oval.. feet first. 🤔

Mark Hamill@markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 4d ago

Wouldn't it be easier & far less time consuming to just report when he actually tells the truth?

Mitch took a proof-of-life selfie. Reminds me of Bernie from "Weekend at Bernie's" 🤣

Trump is vandalizing our democracy.

..spoke the man who hates everything and everybody not named "Trump."

The US military has exhausted nearly 80% of its interceptors for a key missile defense system as senior US military commanders are warning that the Pentagon’s munitions stockpile is “dangerously low.”

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Strange things happen when you negotiate with your mirror.

The only vandalism at the Reflecting Pool was the botched renovation, a monument to incompetence that perfectly matches Trump's administration.

Karma has a sense of humor: after Trump imposed a huge tariff on Canada over smoke drifting south, Canada should now impose a 500% tariff on US wind for illegally delivering American wildfire smoke north. The wind must learn there are consequences. 🤪

Pedo fart keeps threatening Iran with decapitation, obliteration, or total destruction, only to cancel or extend deadlines, citing either sudden diplomatic progress, or influence by allies. His threats are worthless, because he's the TACO Man. 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮

I hope he makes good on his threat. 🤣

If Trump were a true patriot, he'd resign.

This corrupt SCOTUS gave Trump presidential immunity, ended Roe, weakened voting rights, expanded dark money, and crippled federal regulation. The real damage was done by rulings that weakened democracy itself. The harm is not measured in trillions, but in decades needed to recover from this. 🫩

Hahaa, all that military hardware, defeated by the oldest weapon: "Pretty please!" 🤭

Trump has no idea that, with only months of a Republican congressional majority left before the midterms, eliminating the filibuster would be like shooting himself in the cankles. Bring it on, I say! 😁

We have an incompetent idiot as president, surrounded by an incompetent cabinet. Every day, every action, reaction, decision, reflects and reaffirms this fact.

One of the many creative alternatives to saying, "We're running low on ordnance." 🤔

Whoever wrote Trump's White House Correspondents' Dinner jokes, made "crickets" sound like a standing ovation, and may shortly be investigated for sabotage or treason. I'm sure they hate both Trump and laughter. 🤪

Wow! Just when I thought nothing could be worse than Trump's "jokes" at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.. This! 👇

All together now! Let's vomit! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

CNN: "Trump watched as the human toll of his decisions was transferred from the belly of a military cargo plane, walked across the tarmac at Dover Air Force Base in Delaware and loaded into waiting vans" ..and not just them. So many lives were lost since this war began. Each additional day hurts. 💔

Do not believe for a second that Trump did this without him and/or his family getting richer in the process!

I'm listening to 80s music, when singers had real voices, songs had melodies. They didn't need a computer to do the heavy lifting, and auto-tune was a car repair. ♥️🎶🎵🎶

"Open the gates of hell" sounds like allowing visa-free travel to the US. 🤪