Trump claimed not to know the contractor who ruined the Reflecting Pool, but the internet had kept the awkward receipts www.thepoke.com/2026/08/05/t...
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An American comedian put a spin on the revolving doors of 10 Downing Street that made us thank our lucky stars www.thepoke.com/2026/08/05/a...
You don’t have to be a fan of Nick Ferrari to appreciate him brutally fact-checking a Tory over the state of the UK’s prisons www.thepoke.com/2026/08/05/n...
A mega Maga complained about the ‘suspiciously green bananas’ at Zohran Mamdani’s city-run discount grocery store and got schooled in how fruit works – 19 top takedowns www.thepoke.com/2026/08/05/m...
A Trump family lawsuit led Capital One to reveal it closed their accounts on suspicion of money laundering, if you were wondering what shooting your own foot looked like www.thepoke.com/2026/08/05/t...
Rosie O’Donnell just reminded everyone what New Yorkers have been saying about Trump for decades and the internet applauded www.thepoke.com/2026/08/04/r...
Donald Trump said all blue states are ‘filthy dirty’ and got scrubbed and scoured in the replies – 17 squeaky clean clapbacks www.thepoke.com/2026/08/04/d...
Donald Trump’s gold obsession has reached peak tackiness with the $5 million makeover of these Washington DC statues www.thepoke.com/2026/08/04/t...
Nigel Farage said it had been an honour to be Clacton’s MP – then his work record entered the chat www.thepoke.com/2026/08/04/f...
Donald Trump said he ‘knows Europe better than the people who run it’, and the chinny reckon was visible from space www.thepoke.com/2026/08/04/d...
Jeremy Clarkson’s idea for benefits claimants to write thank you letters to random taxpayers went down like an inheritance tax demand on a farm www.thepoke.com/2026/08/04/j...
Laila Cunningham tried to brush off Nigel Farage’s historically low popularity rating, but Victoria Derbyshire had a brutal fact-check for the ages www.thepoke.com/2026/08/04/l...
Donald Trump says Japan has always been good to the United States with this one ‘minor’ exception, and his statement totally bombed www.thepoke.com/2026/08/04/d...
RFK Jr. attacked a CNN news anchor because she’s ‘not a scientist’ and her perfect four word comeback left him speechless www.thepoke.com/2026/08/03/r...
Nigel Farage hinted at a future Reform-Restore pact, but it’s fallen apart before it could even start www.thepoke.com/2026/08/03/n...
Donald Trump posted an AI image of himself dressed as Elvis, if you were wondering how focused he is on doing his actual job www.thepoke.com/2026/08/03/d...
Richard Tice is being investigated by the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner for allegedly failing to declare an interest – 15 savage takedowns www.thepoke.com/2026/08/03/r...
Donald Trump boasted that talent won him his 43rd golf title at one of his own clubs, and the chinny reckon was visible all the way to the 19th hole www.thepoke.com/2026/08/03/t...
Tech billionaire Sam Altman’s Black Mirror-esque suggestion for getting ChatGPT to do the parenting saw him owned into next year – 19 hard nopes www.thepoke.com/2026/08/03/s...
The Tate brothers complained about the lack of nail clippers in prison, and the internet’s sympathy reserves hit a new low – 17 savagely sarcastic reactions www.thepoke.com/2026/08/03/t...
There’s not enough facepalm in the world for this Fox News presenter being fact-checked to his face for stating that pigeons don’t lay eggs www.thepoke.com/2026/08/03/f...
A Restore Britain campaigner used Manchester’s Curry Mile to criticise migration, and the clapbacks were deliciously spicy – 17 of the best www.thepoke.com/2026/07/31/r...
A Restore Britain campaigner used Manchester’s Curry Mile to criticise migration, and the clapbacks were deliciously spicy – 17 of the best
On Thursday, Manchester voted to select a replacement for the former Mayor Andy Burnham, who is now sort of busy elsewhere. At the time of writing, no result has been announced, but we’d put good mone...
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The cancellation of Celebrity Mastermind sent the clip of former footballer Troy Deeney’s hilariously excruciating round viral all over again www.thepoke.com/2026/07/31/c...
Elon Musk plans to spend at least $100 million to boost Republicans’ chances in the midterms – 19 votes of no confidence www.thepoke.com/2026/07/31/e...
Suella Braverman’s attempted gotcha of Andy Burnham on the small boats was a self-own visible from Dover to Calais – 18 top takedowns www.thepoke.com/2026/07/31/s...
Nigel Farage is polling as the least popular of all the party leaders, and the internet loves that for him – 17 reactions of the purest schadenfreude www.thepoke.com/2026/07/31/n...
Andrew Tate’s claim to have received thousands of letters from the UK telling him he’s a hero smashed the World Chinny Reckon record by a mile – 18 funniest reactions www.thepoke.com/2026/07/30/a...
