Sorry, I had an energy drink

⯰ The Pristine Empress ⯰@thepristineempress.bsky.social · 4d ago

the divine entity exists in the void that manifests, it did not want you and does not sustain you, the void overflowed and that overflowing carries your name, we are the tremor of something, flesh spilled from a wound without a body, there is no plan there is only manifestation, and still you exist

the divine entity exists in the void that manifests, it did not want you and does not sustain you, the void overflowed and that overflowing carries your name, we are the tremor of something, flesh spilled from a wound without a body, there is no plan there is only manifestation, and still you exist

I've captchalogued my dinner tonight and now I can't access it without going through the bodies

In the esoteric section of this bookshop chain they never have Trithemius's Steganographia; only tacky velvet-bound books about witchcraft, probably plagiarized

Nobody told me it would all go to my thighs

Okay, which one of you fuckers has documented the transactions between the monkey god of hate and the Pleroma traffickers? This sucks, man, now I'll never get hired in the IT consulting industry.... again....

I was eating pistachio ice cream but Mark Fisher is dead so it doesn't taste the same

Wow... the Zoop economy is at an all-time high, and I sold my entire Zooper account when it was only 20 bucks.....................

Some people have asked me if I'm still funny on the internet after all this time. The answer is that comedy is generated at my expense, so I can't help but be funny

Note: Buy a handheld recorder to record notes by pressing a button and saying "note"

Maimonides posting

Is that METAL SLUG X JAPAN VERSION NEO GEO AES CONVERSION or are you just happy to see me?

It turns out that the plans are an integral part of the property of the home and it would be negligent to put red arrows on them and mark the ventilation ducts. Sometimes I wonder why caffeine affects me this way.

⯰ The Pristine Empress ⯰@thepristineempress.bsky.social · last wk.

On my way to use the architect's plans for my house to plan a heist. I love rummaging through drawers!

On my way to use the architect's plans for my house to plan a heist. I love rummaging through drawers!

I am The Empress because no one else is suicidal enough to volunteer. It seems like a death drive, but it's a life drive. With that cleared up, look at my cats!

Have you ever dreamed that you were an ancient being trapped within the limits of your own perception, condemned to witness, over and over again, the crimes committed against your own flesh?

Good morning to everyone, except for the gremlin that keeps hitting me in the spleen while I sleep. I shouldn't have made that pact with that witch

Who suffered more: Jesus who was betrayed, scourged and crucified, an eternal Aeon stripped of his glory at each of 365 archon-guarded gates, abandoned on the cross by his own higher self, forced to choreograph his own betrayal or Charmy Bee?

Apparently, it's illegal to be a good friend and believe in the future. I always send them a fruit basket to their headquarters, but "good intentions aren't bribes"

⯰ The Pristine Empress ⯰@thepristineempress.bsky.social · 2w ago

My biggest nightmare is that everyone will know my deadname because I've been arrested by the CNI again

My biggest nightmare is that everyone will know my deadname because I've been arrested by the CNI again

In the future, of course; I'm not doing a PhD right now. I'm just trying to go outside without feeling threatened by hundreds of strangers perceiving me existing

⯰ The Pristine Empress ⯰@thepristineempress.bsky.social · 3w ago

Let's just hope my PhD advisor in philosophy doesn't find any of my games

Let's just hope my PhD advisor in philosophy doesn't find any of my games

"You should wash the dishes" is that what bothers you and not the fact that the drop ceiling in the kitchen is topped with the dried-out carcasses of dozens of rats?

JavaScript is the product of the psychosis of a dying god

The law is not moral. It's a tool. Bent by the powerful, ignored when convenient, enforced by force when they deem it appropriate.

In an increasingly anti-intellectual world, it is vitally important to make education, books, and truthful information easily accessible. Teach what you know to your friends; commit whatever crimes are necessary.

Don't make a fool of yourself, Woobles Parasomnia is canon. The psyops is that wretched dreamer of whom there is no evidence.

MOM, THAT'S THE AUSTRO-BRITISH PHILOSOPHER LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN. WE'RE NOT DATING... ///

Time to get back to work, I need a new hairdresser, a new doctor, a new therapist, and an extremely trustworthy tattoo artist