// rewatching the second bayverse tmnt movie bc im so full of whimsy
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@thepunktactics.bsky.social
๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ ๐ฏ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ป ๐๐ถ๐๐ต ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ฝ๐๐ผ๐๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ฝ๐๐ผ๐๐! โ
[ Absolutely nabbing his most comfortable clothes. He always chooses the FANCY fabrics. ] [ Half an hour later, she strolls back into the living room wearing his sweatpants and a random hoodie, toweling her pink hair. ] Dude, you guys shower is DIVINE. I'm so jealous every time I use it.
I-- wait, why would she want MY clothes? Because I dress the best out of all of us? [Trying to process this OUT LOUD while she's showering, what the fuck.] [His face is all red at the thought, too. What a prude.]
that's so cool hey where'd you get all the blood from and can i possibly have a turn with whatever activity it was legal or not i don't care
[Scratching behind his head with his foot on the ground, sprinkling blood everywhere.] I live here, unfortunately.
Oh, so HE gets an excuse to be gross, but I HAVE to shower? [ Her tone is entirely playful, no ill will to be found as she rounds the corner. Only to poke her head from around the corner with a mischievous grin. ] Divine, wonderful, I'll drink whatever potion you hand me, by the way, I'm
I don't really blame him for being nasty, after all the shit he's been through, you know? [Sitting on the couch.] I mean, I guess I could whip up some werewolf shit to make you a werewolf, Cass! [A snort.]
// obligatory "my ships are open" post bc i love putting cass in situations
I dunno, some of you seem questionable sometimes. You seen Leonardo lately? [ Chuckling to herself, she makes her way towards the bathroom. She knows the lair well enough by now. ] I could be one HELL of a loyal dog. ( โจ๏ธ ) I already like to bite, anyways. What's a lil' fur?
Pfft, you know we're clean. [A playful voice, something he's been practicing. He picks up on the sarcasm, for once, and he shakes his head.] Dog-girl coded Cassandra actually makes a lot of sense. [A snicker.]
Says the sewer dweller, [ she snorts, waving a hand. ] Nah, I figured I'd roll around on all your furniture and stuff and spread my new scent. [ Playful sarcasm! ]
. . . No wonder you stink. Do you like, wanna use our shower or something?
which side of the dumpster ? [ looks around. ]
think i just woke up in a dumpster again. somehow.
// i have to remember to differentiate my two cass accounts i cant make her thirst tweet abt leo over here or mention her bestie donnie /lh
// babe wake up new cass lore dropped
- why WOULDN'T someone agree with you ? ! I LOVE wrath month! ( โจ๏ธ ) The ONE time I can be insane!
Someone actually agreeing with me? Frida owes me 100 bucks.
// i need to do more with cass ive missed her so much my deranged beast
โท ๐ ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฏ๐๐ฃ ๐จ๐ฉ๐ง๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ง๐ง๐๐๐จ ๐๐ผ ๐ ๐ฐ๐ผ๐๐น๐ฑ ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐๐ง๐ช๐๐จ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐จ.
she like me 'cause i'm amusing in ways people can't understand
( ๐ฎ ) โ GYAAAAHAHAHA, TAKE THAT, TURTLE! I ALWAYS WIN! ( โจ๏ธ )
[ cutting in to punch leo in the face full force. ] [ turning to Cass . ] your complete disregard for your life and brute force impresses me. I will speak to you after I defeat these annoyances.
during pride month. unbelievable. never trust a mutant turtle man
( ๐คจ ) what. what do you want we're in the middle of battle what is it turtle
hey. hey, @thepunktactics.bsky.social, can we get a little sidebar over here. me and you.
what do you guys know about romance
i will shove you back up my clown hole, birth you again and name you 'my bitch'.
// SLOW TURNS. RUNS TO MIKEY AND MONA
'Grandma CJ can we โ ' GET BACK TO SELLING BROWNIES RIGHT NOW