𝐁rand 𝐍ew 𝐉ean 𝐆rey@brandnewjeangrey.bsky.social · 3d ago

That's a good kitty.

𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐒𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐞@ofvioletlight.bsky.social · 4d ago

The power of love compels you.

𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗@spoiledcrimes.bsky.social · 4d ago

I'm about to pull another fake death if i hear another six seven from literally anyone

𝗞𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼@supergoodboy.bsky.social · 2w ago

Why do those little paws pack such a punch??

𝓚ˡᵃʳⁱᵒⁿ ᴛʜᴇ 𝖂𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 𝕭𝖔𝖞@chaoticwithwords.bsky.social · 2w ago

As long as kitty is happy. 😌

Erik Lehnsherr@heirofgenosha.bsky.social · 2w ago

"For the love of-!" [Before he could finished he grabbed his pillow to shield himself for the impact of the cat.]

𝗞𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼@supergoodboy.bsky.social · 2w ago

Wrestles with the cat.

Professor Charles Xavier@ohcerebro.bsky.social · 2w ago

Well, he can't exactly make him move off his lap. Not out of sheer lack of trying, cats are just unruly. He has a lap kitty now.

𝓚ˡᵃʳⁱᵒⁿ ᴛʜᴇ 𝖂𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 𝕭𝖔𝖞@chaoticwithwords.bsky.social · 2w ago

Nobody save me. This is how I want to go.

𝑾𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑵 𝑱𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑺 (saw bnd)@blackdahliakitty.bsky.social · 2w ago

Giggling cutely as they pet him with a smile on their face "Good kitty..."

𝑴𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒌@madisonstark.bsky.social · 2w ago

Smartest boi

𝑾𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑵 𝑱𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑺 (saw bnd)@blackdahliakitty.bsky.social · 2w ago

Picks him up and looks at him nuzzles him "You too cute for me to be mad at.."

𝑾𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑵 𝑱𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑺 (saw bnd)@blackdahliakitty.bsky.social · 2w ago

No killing...

𝑾𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑵 𝑱𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑺 (saw bnd)@blackdahliakitty.bsky.social · 2w ago

Dex...

𝑴𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒌@madisonstark.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Let's go my boy, we have to kick some ass "

𝑫𝒊𝒙𝒊𝒆 𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒔𝒐𝒏, 𝑵𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒂𝒍𝒆!@justthegirlwonder.bsky.social · 3w ago

This is true, but you also don't need to be a space cat with weapons for that. I'm pretty sure my cat considers eating me twice a day.

𝑫𝒊𝒙𝒊𝒆 𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒔𝒐𝒏, 𝑵𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒂𝒍𝒆!@justthegirlwonder.bsky.social · 3w ago

I will forever be a cat appreciator, but this one definitely still concerns me.