🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪
@therealfizz.bsky.social
I sing, I dance, and I promote products I actually use now 🎭❤️ 📍Ozzie's, Lust Ring [𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗈𝖽𝗒 - 🔞 𝗁𝗎𝗆𝗈𝗋 - 𝖽𝗆𝗌 𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗇]
The big Ozz just launched a line of aftercare products! Bath bombs/salts, lotions, cleansers, candles, and more! Peek at our website to buy your aftercare routine today! Come down from your high the right way! #HelluvaBoss
Sometimes the joke doesn’t land and that’s okay! They can’t all land! #HelluvaBoss
Well nothing is gonna stop me from pulling pranks, in fact now I’m more motivated to prank him harder! And one of my favorite April holidays is coming up real soon… 🐸
🐸 Fizzarolli 🎪@therealfizz.bsky.social · 4mo agoOzzie woke up before me again today… pretty sure he’s doing it on purpose so I don’t get as many opportunities to blast him with my airhorn! Sighh… #HelluvaBoss
Ozzie woke up before me again today… pretty sure he’s doing it on purpose so I don’t get as many opportunities to blast him with my airhorn! Sighh… #HelluvaBoss
We all have issues, at least mine are flavorful issues #HelluvaBoss
Guess who got a big cheesy truffle omelette for breakfast today, it’s so great having a rich boyfriend who can cook #HelluvaBoss
Hm… how should I wake Ozzie this morning? Airhorn? Water gun? Ice? It’s a big day, maybe all three would make for the best wake up call! #HelluvaBoss
Ugh I just hate when something interrupts a relaxing day
I’m wanting to get into doing more tail tricks but the last time I really incorporated my tail I really strained it Plus it would totally suck to also lose my tail! Though maybe I could get a cool robo one… #HelluvaBoss
Who was going to tell me you’re not supposed to microwave water?
It’s seriously wild just how far you can come from where you started. Anyway buy the new line of toys #HelluvaBoss
Catch me at Ozzie’s or on the final stock of Mammon’s merchandise blowout sale lol Wow that was a mouthful, not anything I’m not used to though HA #HelluvaBoss
I sure love pancakes in the morning, that or burgers Ooh or a beefcake 🥴
Hey there folks! It it is I, the one and only Fizzarolli! #HelluvaBoss