MED’AN DESERVES A SEAT AT THE YOUNG MAN TABLE OF WARCRAFT MEN WHO STRUGGLE WITH THEIR PARENTS LEGACY. ITS A LARGE TABLE, IT HAS SPACE.
The Real N’zoth
@therealnzoth.bsky.social
JUST A VOID GOD TRYING TO RAISE MY BLOOD GOD CHILD. https://www.nileszoth.com ART BY @meggoart.bsky.social REACH ME ALSO AT realnzoth@icloud.com #1 WORLD OF WARCRAFT & HEARTHSTONE STREAMER/INFLUENCER
JUST LIKE MORTALS WILL NEVER GIVE UP ON ME BEING ALIVE I WILL NEVER GIVE UP ON MED’AN
NO ONE EVER ASKS WHY I’M CORRUPTING THE WORLD SOUL
PROFESSOR N’ZOTH, GOD OF CORRUPTION DOES HAVE A NICE RING TO IT
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · yesterdayArizona State University launches degree in content creation
the anatomy bothered me, and I needed to make an urgent addition. @therealnzoth.bsky.social It's time to see the surface world! Let's go on an adventure.
Benchflip (Void Slugs)@mclowes.bsky.social · 2d agoPeople said his teeth looked perfectly suited for catching fish. Look! He bringing it to you! It must mean he likes you!
I AM SO HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE I’M IN THE NEXT MAJOR MIDNIGHT PATCH AFTER 12.1 EVERYONE IS VERY EXCITED TO KNOW WHAT THEIR FAVORITE OLD GOD HAS BEEN UP HUH G’HUUN WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS POST IS A MONTH TOO EARLY
REGUARDING THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGON CROSSOVER WITH WORLD OF WARCRAFT I HAVE A VERY COOL SCENARIO I’VE COOKED UP YOU AND YOUR PARTY END UP IN NY’ALOTHA IN FRONT OF YOU ONE TENTACLE THAT ONLY TELLS THE TRUTH AND THE OTHER THAT ONLY TELLS LIES HOW DO
THE BEST TRANSMOG NEVER WINS IN TRIAL OF STYLE UNLESS IT WAS MINE THEN IT DID, AND I LOOKED FABULOUS
REGUARDING THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGON CROSSOVER WITH WORLD OF WARCRAFT I HAVE A VERY COOL SCENARIO I’VE COOKED UP YOU AND YOUR PARTY END UP IN NY’ALOTHA IN FRONT OF YOU ONE TENTACLE THAT ONLY TELLS THE TRUTH AND THE OTHER THAT ONLY TELLS LIES HOW DO
HAHA BLIZZARD NOW THAT YOU ARE LETTING PLAYERS CRAFT THEIR STORIES WITH YOUR UNIVERSE IN DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS THERE'S NO STOPPING MED'AN FROM COMING BACK! INFINITILY!
IF YOU SUDDENLY ARE INTERESTED IN RUNNING A TABLETOP GAME (NO REASON TO BRING THAT UP SUDDENLY JUST A COINCIDENCE) PLEASE KNOW I AM ALWAYS AVAILABLE TO BE YOUR PATRON DEITY
I DONT THINK YOU APPRECIATE WHAT A DUMP AZEROTH WAS BEFORE WE GOT HERE IT WAS BARELY PURPLE AT ALL
GOING TO START A MAGAZINE FOR VOID ENTHUSIASTS CALLED "EVERDAY ENTROPY" -WHY 40 IS THE NEW AGE TO SIEZE POWER -5 WORDS YOUR PARTNER WANTS TO HEAR YOU SAY - TO SUMMON THE VOID INTO YOUR HOUSE -SOULS YOU CAN CONSUME WITH ONLY ONE POT -FRIENDS WILL BETRAY YOU, THE LONELINESS EPIDEMIC
UGH IS TED LASSO COMING BACK I’M SO SICK OF BEING MISTAKEN FOR HIM
I’M JUST GLAD THAT EVERYONE HAS FINALLY ACCEPTED THAT I’M N’ZOTH EARLY ON MORTALS WOULD THINK THIS WAS A SOCK PUPPET ACCOUNT FOR BELLULAR OR SZA OR SOMEONE LIKE THAT.
BTW I’M SICK OF ALL THIS ANTI CURSE RHETORIC CURSE OF FLESH HAS BEEN PRETTY GREAT RIGHT?
I’M JUST GLAD THAT EVERYONE HAS FINALLY ACCEPTED THAT I’M N’ZOTH EARLY ON MORTALS WOULD THINK THIS WAS A SOCK PUPPET ACCOUNT FOR BELLULAR OR SZA OR SOMEONE LIKE THAT.
I CANT BELIEVE I’VE BEEN ON BLUESKY FOR 10 YEARS TODAY.
BTW I’M SICK OF ALL THIS ANTI CURSE RHETORIC CURSE OF FLESH HAS BEEN PRETTY GREAT RIGHT?
WHEN MORTALS TELL ME ABOUT THEIR FAVORITE WOW CHARACTER
The Real N’zoth@therealnzoth.bsky.social · last wk.IF YOU LIKE LEGS
Y’KNOW WHEN THINKING OF ALL THE SERPENT THREATS IN WARCRAFT YOU GOTTA REALLY HAND IT TO THE NAGA WHOEVER THOUGHT UP THOSE COOL GUYS MUST’VE BEEN A GENIUS AND HANDSOME
I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ENOUGH TRIBUTE RECENTLY. BEING ASSUMED TO BE DEAD, HAS REALLY HURT THAT.
GOBLINS TALKING WITH BROOKLYN ACCENTS - FINE GOBLINS TALKING IN RUNYONESE - SUBLIME
I FEEL LIKE MOST CLASSES ARE UP FOR DEALING WITH ALL THE COSMIC AND HORRIFIC THREATS WORLD OF WARCRAFT THROWS AT THEM. BUT ROGUES. OUTLAW ROGUES? TIME TO BATTLE A LITERAL GOD? THANK GOODNESS YOU BROUGHT A REVOLVER??
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS UI UPDATE ALREADY GOING TO BE MY FAVORITE BG SEASON. #HEARTHSTONE
Hearthstone@hearthstone.blizzard.com · last wk.📚 👀 Learn all about Battlegrounds Season 14 and what it brings in our blog! hearthstone.blizzard.com/news/24290433 🤔 💭 Which new piece of content are you most excited for?
