Paul Edwards
@therealpaule.bsky.social
Passion fruit and holy bread, Fill my guts and ease my head Rebel scum He/Him Birmingham Forever
Pretty wild how if you say “Nethanyahu is a war criminal” (he is), “we need to get to Net Zero” (we do) or “people who arrive by dinghy are not illegal migrants” (they’re aren’t) All 3 factual statements will have u removed from the Conservative Party. But “I used to wank over Hitler” will not.
a lot of people don't know this, but you should never, ever mess with moles
Things Elon has polluted so far: 1. Our night sky 2. Our social discourse 3. Our politics 4. The moon
Manzambi might not be recovered in time for Brighton apparently. We’re gonna need at least one more body in those attacking roles before the Prem kicks off #avfc
No cheating. Post your lock screen
Sue Mason-Burns@suemasonburns.bsky.social · 19h agoNo cheating. Post your lock screen.
Full time in the Battle of Bangkok. Just the two injuries 🙄 #avfc
Kamara looks knackered already, barely moving now #avfc
Not sure why Emery’s decided to continue with 10 players rather than bring a sub on for McGinn. Strange. #avfc
Looks bad on Bizot but I don’t think he saw it until it was too late #avfc
Your Much Needed Afternoon #TimelineCleanser ... Have fun at work, and if you can, make someone's day.
Not me. Can’t even spell his name properly *MacPhee #avfc
Paul Edwards@therealpaule.bsky.social · yesterdayWho needs Austin McPhee… #avfc
It’s early days but Guessand seems to have found his first touch. Alysson looks exciting on the ball #avfc
Very obliging of #r4today to lead with Reform’s ‘plan’ to stop the boats using the Royal Navy, pretending it’ll be some great WWII-style escapade, rather than a hateful, costly, diplomatically incontinent mess. A total waste of everyone’s time as they’ll never be in power and it’s unworkable anyway.
It is very, very, very frustrating to try and have any serious discussion about immigration when nearly 100% of RW politicians and media are either profoundly dishonest or stupendously ignorant about basic facts and law about it
I really want Guessand to have a good game but it just doesn’t look like he’s capable of it #avfc
Watch Trump swell up with false pride like a fat toad as Bessent tongues his arsehole.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d agoBessent: "President Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton could not have imagined the economy that we would have created. It is the envy of the world."
Jude Bellingham’s going to the Small Heath v Barca B game later. After the game, they’re going to retire the seat that he sat in.
Absolutely lovely podcast episode, all about the finest captain in world football. Fuck it, in any sport #avfc podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
Aston Villa and the Mighty Meatball
Podcast Episode · Aston Villa Review · 31 July · 37min
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TiL that Francis Galton, originator of eugenics, was born in Sparkbrook. FFS
Didn't expect to see Mark Pougatch coming out against Premier League financial restrictions but it's very welcome. It's unfortunate that it's taken Eddie Howe leaving Newcastle to provoke some people to speak up
You guys go on ahead, I’m going to hang out here for awhile ☺️ Armchair Books, Edinburgh's Old Town
