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Ain't Misbehavin'

Fats Waller · If You Got To Ask, You Ain't Got It! · Song · 1926

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"Fuck them chimps " Dr. Jane Goodall

Jane Goodall Institute of Canada@janegoodallcan.bsky.social · 4d ago

Dogs are the best. Do we need to say more? Dr. Jane once said that dogs were her favourite — "because dogs have taught me so much, and dogs are so faithful, and dogs give unconditional love." And as you can see here, she made sure to give them that same love.

Did you know that in the USA we use the Spanish word "marijuana" because our racist government thought it would sound scarier if we used the name Mexicans used instead of "cannabis"

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Nemesis

Shriekback · Nemesis · Song · 2007

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Out Of Sight

Biesmans · Out Of Sight · Song · 2026

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I just absentmindedly ate a veggie sub from stupid Jimmy John's, so if I get the Lettuce Diarrhea, it's karma for buying a sandwich from that big game hunter douche bag.

The Zapruder film in pancake

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye.northsky.social · last wk.

I'm CRYING Rose ordered a pancake meal from the kids menu at IHOP but she wanted it to be "more adult" so they made her a frowny face and gave it eye bags

Remember when Boy George was on the A-Team? Yeah, that sucked.

Do you guys remember when Boy George played Artists Against Apartheid looking like he just left a blow bang?

From Christopher Nolans The Odyssey: The Cyclops: Actor Bill Irwin/AKA Mister Noodle

Ya know what? Fuggit. I'm calling it! RIP Mitch McConnell

Johnny Depp was not wearing makeup at comic con

Same character

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Can you tell when I started to pick out my own clothes?

Worms have 5 hearts. That dude has none.

M Meerkat@kackbro.bsky.social · 3w ago

This Is The "Miller" Parasite, That Infected Our Lettuce........

Come on Iran! He eats like a hog. How hard could it be to sneak some polonium 210 in his McDonald's?

Country music makes you stupid

Redneck Roger from American Dad Gives Thumbs Up

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Let's all pretend to adopt Shari'a law just to piss off the rednecks! Sister Fuckin' magabillies in their stupid pickup trucks make me wanna puke!

Hee Haw Cartoon Donkey

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I can smell cocaine through this picture

David Bowie News@davidbowienews.bsky.social · 3w ago

David Bowie after his show at the Inglewood Forum in Los Angeles on his Isolar II tour, with Bette Midler and Andy Kaufman at Ma Maison, 6th April 1978. 📸: Barbara De Witt/De Witt Public Relations.

Overhead a guy at trader Joe's say his mom was a "horror movie icon!" I didn't ask who. Also, how are these trader Joe's bbq potato chips the best goddamn bbq chips I've ever had?

Opppack Opps Man Smoking

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Elon Musk wants you to skip the new Christopher Nolan film because he thinks you should go see the new Uwe Boll movie: Should be enough to disqualify him from all future government contracts.

Marmot Scream

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Canada Are you burning diapers up there?

Angry Man: What Do You Need?

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Really nice breeze outside! To bad it smells like burnt Canada.

And Iran Iran so far away And Iran I had to get away

President George Washington utilized a legal loophole to bypass asix-month rule. He circumvented the law by secretly rotating the enslaved people in his presidential household in and out of Pennsylvania every six months to prevent them from gaining legal emancipation youtube.com/shorts/zbNxj...

Slavery exhibit replaced overnight in Philly

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RIP Lyndsey Graham

Did they kill Lyndsey Graham to distract us from Mitch McConnell?

Charlie Day: Always Sunny Pepe Silvia

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