Uh Lemmie think… 🤔 Anywhere outside of New York? Kinda been wanting to head back to Moscow for a time
Aleksei Sytsevich
@therhin0.bsky.social
Head-first Into trouble #Marvelrp #openrp #parody #seriousrp #Rhino
“15% ? Make it 20 and you won’t hear fuss from me” Money isn’t typically a big thing of his, but some is still nice. Especially in this economy
"Perfect." Sometimes things called for a complex series of events. Sometimes a door needed a special keycode or fingerprint scan. But sometimes a hammer and a nail is the best solution. "15% cut sound fair?"
Squints— Pulls out some comically small glasses and valences it on his nose— “Best huh?… you don’t look like any of the avengers that’s for sure. Not sure they’d take a shrimp like you”
‘You’ ? Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten who I am, puny spider? Come on, you know me!
ㅤ ㅤㅤ ───── Oh---, you---, hi!
“Really? Ai t you the… the uh, what’s the word again? Grandmaster or somethin’? Wait no- that don’t sound right Game master- that’s sounds better
❝That decision is entirely up to powers beyond even me!❞
True Pretty sure he has this nasal thing as well- but can’t exactly walk into a hospital with the profession we have
“Ya had me at ‘wall’” He is a simple man. If there is a wall, he will run through it. Not much thought otherwise
"Eh, allow me to be a little concerned. My belief is that those who I hire to assist should be used in the most appropriate applications. Thankfully I do have a few jobs that could use a...toppled wall or two."
“Eh, no need to worry about that- I’ve been doin the heavy liftin sort of jobs for a few years now I’d like to say I’m more than the average muscle- but all the jobs I’ve worked were just that”
[ @therhin0.bsky.social ] "I feel like I want to hire you for demolition, but I feel like that's also typecasting."
Alright 👍 ….. I’ll just belly flop against the floor then
Son of a . . . please don't break that wall. P l e a s e .
Looks down— Smirks— 😏 And turns to the wall “I hope you know that I like running’ by now?”
[ TACKLES. ]
…. -_- he tries to keep a straight face at the lover part “…” Sigh— “Must have been one helluva limbo party, But yeah, I’m The Rhino. Been battling’ the wall crawler for a while now”
“Spider brat is gettin’ popular huh? Even the newbies know him Now I know Its been a while since I’ve stomped around- but am I really that forgettable?? Last time I was out away it was by the hulk and I thought we had good enough a fight to make the papers”
Nah that’s just me Been in this thing since the 60s
heroes are stinky
What makes ya think I know??!! As someone else 🗿
where’s my sister?
“Second time today I’ve been called a furry 🗿. Kids today are so disrespectful.. And if ya have to call it anything- call it grafted”
Unless the wall he’s eyeing up smashing through next- just so happens to be the wall behind the bar top? 🗿…… “Yeah, I tend to have that effect”
AHHH GREAT, LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID ! THE BAR OWNER IS RUNNING AWAY NOW . . . SCARED AND . . . and-. [ Thinking, and then, evil wide smileeee. ] He's not here anymore-. That means FREE DRINKS ! ! 🤩✨
“You got any walls?” Not sure how he can be any clearer 💧…