Celtic, Hearts, Dundee United, Hibs, St Mirren, Dundee, Motherwell, Falkirk, Livingston, Kilmarnock, and Rangers all welcome the chase.

Kairat head coach not got all his coaching badges yet? Surprised he’s not been made to work under Frankie McAvoy for this European campaign

Long shot but driving up for a show at the Fringe later on. Anyone have any tips on anywhere central to park this time of year that’s a 15/20 minute walk to Monkey Barrel?

Was a bit slow off the mark so after a couple tickets for Hearts v Motherwell a week on Saturday if anyone hears of any going ✌️

They could have posted something a little more culturally relevant to Motherwell like a bookies or someone in a Celtic or Rangers shirt

Liam Gallagher’s going to dedicate Live Forever tonight to Rangers’ title challenge

I know Russell Martin’s vegan but I reckon he’ll have a lot of beef with his players after that

Here’s the article I wrote for the @thejamtarts.bsky.social programme on Monday night. To be involved in any way with this club is always an honour and I’m chuffed to be contributing a few more pieces throughout the season.

Wrote an article for the Hearts programme tonight. Give me a shout if you see it 🫶

Four years ago. These lads must be well good at Quidditch by now.

Excited to be writing a few more bits and pieces for the Hearts matchday programme this season including one which will be featured in the Aberdeen match next week. Here’s the last one I wrote back in December

Popping back on here to say we welcomed our beautiful daughter Cleo Anna Paterson Cobb into the world on Sunday. Unreal effort from my wife to bring this wee girl into our lives. Can’t believe I’m a Dad 🥹. The new Hearts Dad era officially begins today 🇱🇻

First fridge magnet up in the new house. Best of luck to @afcwimbledon1889.bsky.social today 💪🔵🟡

Really looking forward to the semi-final tomorrow. Our season has been largely forgettable on the park but I probably won’t look back and remember that. I’ll remember the walk from the car, the shite pie, the team walking out to a deafening roar and being there with my dad. 🇱🇻

Amazing photo of the Blue Origin flight sailing past the ball which was last seen leaving Lawrence Shankland’s right boot in Brugge last November

Rory McIlroy’s doing well to be on -13 tonight but nobody’s giving Neil Critchley any credit for being -13 this afternoon

Needing a goal and brings Nieuwenhof on for Kabangu and Halkett on at the end. Shades of Petrocub about that performance. Real cockiness about this club that we would stroll top 6 once we got there. I think this manager can now add Hearts to the list of clubs he’s failed at.

My grandma (who was in hospital until Tuesday) heard I’d had a rough week so she bought me a new t-shirt 🥺

Salah signing an extension at Liverpool surely rules Kenneth Vargas out of a move to Anfield this Summer 💔

That’s me retiring from football again lads

Feels weird not doing the Fringe this year when everyone is announcing shows but I reckon I’ll still have a busy August

Great to finally get this through the door yesterday. A long overdue read.

Shonan Bellmare? More like should have Shownhim the Ball mare.

Heart of Midlothian Football Club@thejamtarts.bsky.social · last yr.

Yutaro Oda has departed the club to join Shonan Bellmare The winger completes a permanent move to the Japanese J1 League side following a two-year spell at Tynecastle Park The club would like to thank Yutaro for his efforts in maroon and wish him all the best for the future ℹ️ tinyurl.com/yc6f5zfy

Can’t believe we didn’t beat Greece on Sunday. Look how wee their team looks 🙈

Alexandros Tziolis, our boys took one hell of a beating

Richard Cobb@therichardcobb.bsky.social · last yr.

Alexandros Tziolis, your boys took one hell of a beating

Wrote a story about my first dog Corrie the other day. Adapted from a paragraph or two from my first book. Formatting’s rank on my phone but posting it anyway if anyone’s up for a wee Saturday afternoon read while the football’s not on.

“Why’s our supporters bus more expensive than Aberdeen’s when it’s a third of the distance?” “🇱🇻 Maroon is 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘”

Heart of Midlothian Football Club@thejamtarts.bsky.social · last yr.

🇱🇻 Maroon is 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 Scottish Cup semi-final tickets will go on sale at 10am on Tues 25th. 🎟️ Available to season ticket holders / fans with 60+ loyalty points 4️⃣ per account 📱 Digital tickets only, no paper 🤳 Download the Hampden App ℹ️ ➡️ tinyurl.com/4sea75nh

Football gods very much on Scotland’s side tonight which has rarely been the case for us over the years. Either that or it was Uri Geller in a helicopter with a spoon.