i decided to honor the memory of my mother by having peanut m&ms today. i hate them but she loved them. i can confirm that i still can't fathom why
im not a fan of cremation not because i think that there's something wrong with it but because i can't take it seriously after my first experience with it they shipped us a relative's ashes but the container wasn't secure so we received a box of their effects covered in a layer of person dust
streamer in end of life care doing im just dying streams. sponsorship by helix mattress.
boss stop being a solution in search of a problem challenge
i hate the idea of "common sense" and i hate that stupid phrase about how it isn't common. common sense doesn't exist because everything happens exactly once and never again.
interviewer: you've listed "overlord" under previous experience. what did that position entail me: reigning as a tyrant over the people through fear and wanton cruelty him: i think youd be an excellent fit for management
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crewman: cap'n the storm's getting worse me: well tell it to knock it off
me pointing at my brain scan: yes that's them officer, that's who made me sad
child me's brain: when i go outside bad things happen and when i ask for my needs to be accommodated i am scolded my adult brain: i don't want to go anywhere and asking for anything means i am a burden me in therapy: u r saying these 2 things r related?
there's an episode of tom and jerry where nibbles says c'est la guerre after tom gets guillotined
dont defend women's sports. have muscle women defend 𝗺𝗲 have them carry me away
listening to a woman tell me about how she loves her husband but he is dumber than a rock and can't handle simple tasks while he awkwardly stands looking sad right next to her me during this entire social interaction:
you ever see your cat going after a cockroach and go like yeah fuck em up while feeling protected by a majestic fearless animal companion
i watched a couple through the lobby, genially say hello and smile and wave to me, then step outside and immediately launch into a shouting match. finished w that, they came back in having clearly been crying but smiled waved and wished me a good evening. yes this is how you have a fight at a hotel
streets of rage 4 was too powerful and couldn't contain all that gay
there was a thread earlier where white people were saying they should try to pronounce jalapeno correctly to integrate other cultures better and maybe it's the descriptivist in me but just say it however you say it because SAE doesn't have the phonology for the word in spanish
someone recently told me that they hoped i knew how funny i am. what did they mean by this.
a funny thing warhammer does that's funny is that whole profit factor system where its like past a certain point you just get things because the wealth at your disposal has made money meaningless. like how it is for actual rich people.
