I hate DoorDash! I ordered toilet paper and it was never delivered and they won’t refund me!
Sarah Fader
@thesarahfader.bsky.social
She/they Writer, cat mom, human mom. Seen in The NYT and The Washington Post. Co-Founder of Stigma Fighters. Anxious and ADHD AF. #ThisIsWhatAnxietyFeelsLike creator. www.sarahfader.com
What is the human equivalent of the laser pointer for cats?
On this episode of #TheRealWorldCats After many laborious hours, Maxine defeats the laser pointer…so she thinks. The roommates are worried about her. She’s been neglecting her house chores to focus on a frivolous fixation with a glowing red nemesis.
Hey blue sky fam! I am out of work for the summer (because paras don’t get paid over the summer) so any tips will help me and my kids while I heal from surgery! Hire me for a tarot reading or buy me a popsicle and toilet paper!
Sarah Fader@thesarahfader.bsky.social · 2d agoGoing home from the hospital! While healing I’m reading tarot! $50/30 mins. Hire a bad ass single momma, or drop a tip if you think I’m funny. Posting my inner-most thoughts for your enjoyment! Venmo Sarah-Fader-1 PayPal Sarahfaderspeaks@gmail.com P.S I made this GIF. Who is it? Props if you know!
Hey blue sky fam! I am out of work for the summer (because paras don’t get paid over the summer) so any tips will help me and my kids while I heal from surgery! Hire me for a tarot reading or buy me a popsicle and toilet paper!
Sarah Fader@thesarahfader.bsky.social · 2d agoGoing home from the hospital! While healing I’m reading tarot! $50/30 mins. Hire a bad ass single momma, or drop a tip if you think I’m funny. Posting my inner-most thoughts for your enjoyment! Venmo Sarah-Fader-1 PayPal Sarahfaderspeaks@gmail.com P.S I made this GIF. Who is it? Props if you know!
This is one of the best quotes from Buffy from Giles at the end of the scene youtu.be/IcyIGUjFjKE?...
The Wish Fight Scene: Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3x9
YouTube video by Buffy Without Context
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If vegetables were people, broccoli would be an art teacher, cauliflower would be a librarian and corn would be a gym teacher.
Fresh Broccoli Growing in a Field
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My dog sighs from a job well done. What exactly that means is up to interpretation
I am home from the hospital! Proceeds of these readings and tips go towards extra strength Tylenol and puréed foods and of course bills!
Sarah Fader@thesarahfader.bsky.social · 2d agoGoing home from the hospital! While healing I’m reading tarot! $50/30 mins. Hire a bad ass single momma, or drop a tip if you think I’m funny. Posting my inner-most thoughts for your enjoyment! Venmo Sarah-Fader-1 PayPal Sarahfaderspeaks@gmail.com P.S I made this GIF. Who is it? Props if you know!
I am home from the hospital! Proceeds of these readings and tips go towards extra strength Tylenol and puréed foods and of course bills!
Sarah Fader@thesarahfader.bsky.social · 2d agoGoing home from the hospital! While healing I’m reading tarot! $50/30 mins. Hire a bad ass single momma, or drop a tip if you think I’m funny. Posting my inner-most thoughts for your enjoyment! Venmo Sarah-Fader-1 PayPal Sarahfaderspeaks@gmail.com P.S I made this GIF. Who is it? Props if you know!
Dude, healing from hiatial hernia surgery is no joke! My body is like:
Looking cute Supervising kitchen duty Monitoring dinnertime Wakeup calls Defending the house (dangerous postal workers and garbage/recycling thieves) My dog's work is NEVER done
Pick one! 1. Book a tarot reading with me 2. Send me a tip 3. Give me a challenge to make you a GIF! I am enjoying doing them while I wait for discharge from the hospital! Which one do you choose?!
Sarah Fader@thesarahfader.bsky.social · 2d agoGoing home from the hospital! While healing I’m reading tarot! $50/30 mins. Hire a bad ass single momma, or drop a tip if you think I’m funny. Posting my inner-most thoughts for your enjoyment! Venmo Sarah-Fader-1 PayPal Sarahfaderspeaks@gmail.com P.S I made this GIF. Who is it? Props if you know!
Pick one! 1. Book a tarot reading with me 2. Send me a tip 3. Give me a challenge to make you a GIF! I am enjoying doing them while I wait for discharge from the hospital! Which one do you choose?!
Sarah Fader@thesarahfader.bsky.social · 2d agoGoing home from the hospital! While healing I’m reading tarot! $50/30 mins. Hire a bad ass single momma, or drop a tip if you think I’m funny. Posting my inner-most thoughts for your enjoyment! Venmo Sarah-Fader-1 PayPal Sarahfaderspeaks@gmail.com P.S I made this GIF. Who is it? Props if you know!
Reply with pictures of your dogs taking breaks from not working!
Sarah Fader@thesarahfader.bsky.social · 2d agoIt’s so funny when dogs sigh. Like they don’t have responsibilities!
They don’t pay rent or the electric bill.
Sarah Fader@thesarahfader.bsky.social · 2d agoIt’s so funny when dogs sigh. Like they don’t have responsibilities!
Dogs used to have jobs helping humans on farms & such. Now, they just make us happy! 🩷
Sarah Fader@thesarahfader.bsky.social · 2d agoIt’s so funny when dogs sigh. Like they don’t have responsibilities!
Degrassi: The Next Generation. I thought you were asking for the name of that first actress, whom I can't identify since I never watched the show.
Come on people! Where are my Canadians at? Who can name this show?!
What does everyone think of “honestly,” or “to be honest?” I feel like it’s insinuating you were lying five minutes ago.