LUTI 17: Players to Pick Each Other's Div

"We took a lesson from Swiss, LUTI is going to seed itself," said Seeding Counselor.

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Relive a classic Pokémon adventure

Immerse yourself in the adventure once again in Pokémon FireRed and Pokémon LeafGreen for Nintendo Switch!

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"We Exist", Says Only Cishet Splatoon Player

We interviewed the member and founder of "E for Everyone".

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SBA Academy Opens Signups for Spring Semester

The prestigious school reopens signups for a limited time, looking for elite candidates

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Vicvillon's Autobomb Predicted 9/11, Sources Say

New footage reveals the shocking discovery.

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As FLUTI Nears, Thousands of Players Say Goodbye to Their Loved Ones

"Farewell, my dear," whispers mother as child boards the ship.

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ProChara Rebrands Following His Step Back From Professional Splatoon

The popular Youtubist has updated his username to RetiredChara.

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The Scallop Reaches 200 Followers on Bluesky

"Yes, yes... We are almost there, 100 more to go," says editor with steepled fingers.

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SendouQT: Splatoon Dating Service

We reviewed sendou.ink's much anticipated competitive dating feature.

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Splatoon 3 is Dead

Nintendo has pretty much abandoned the game and will only introduce balancing patches.

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No Mention of Side Order During Tomodachi Life Direct

A crushing blow for those anticipating news about the DLC.

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What’s new in the Splatoon 3 – Version 11.0.0 update?

Check out the latest tweaks and additions included in the latest free update to Splatoon 3.

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This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened?

Our analysts answer the question.

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This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened?

Our analysts answer the question.

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This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened?

Our analysts answer the question.

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The Scallop to Start Collaboration with sendou.ink

The project aims to integrate The Scallop's news feed in sendou.ink, among other ideas.

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Dozens Drown in Tragic Paddling Pool 353 Accident

"Osmotic pressure," says Rassicas.

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Sendou.ink Launches Controversial Team Analyzer Feature

Sendou.ink has added a brand new option to its website, the Sendou Team Analyser

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Discord Implements Time Zones

Everything you need to know about one of Discord's most requested features.

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Is Good Mental Necessary to Win? Lessons from Triton Cup 130

"Leave me the **** alone," says loser.

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Nintendo Announces New Kits

The company explicitly mentions "new weapon kits" in surprise tweet.

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Team Solo Came First, Haha Funny White Ink Rolls Eyes

This journalist is contractually obligated to make jokes about this.

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Mystery Trio Currently Performing in Splatsville Revealed to be Deep Cut

The mysterious masked singers have been unmasked by our reporting.

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FrostyFest: All Matches are Mirror Matches, Report Says

Players from teams Wisdom, Money, and White Chocolate are only playing against each other.

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Nintendo to Release Splatoon 2 Themed Joy-Con 2 Controllers

"We want to encourage people to show off their love for all things 2"

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Splatoon 3 to Require Age Verification

The unexpected move aims to get ahead of the UK government's upcoming policies.

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sendou.ink Removes Profile Pronouns, Nobody Notices

Sometime earlier this week the unpopular feature was stealthily removed.

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The Scallop is Back

After a 12-year hiatus, renowned publication is back in business.

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