its no surprise to me im sleeping with my clothes on cause every now and then i sleep with my clothes on
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new horizons making it so that topiaries dont change color with the seasons & you can only change the color at harvs island is really really evil and abhorrent and vile
i swear every time i take my cat to the vet he shrinks to the size of a bug. he is not this small!!!!
just remembered when better call saul first came out & people were analyzing the episode titles bc that was a thing in breaking bad & they thought jesse was going to show up in the s1 finale bc the last letter of each episode combined was an anagram for "yooooooooo"
im getting into muting people i don't like rather than blocking them #peaceful #peacefulonline #2026yearofpeace
is it physiologically ok that ive been furiously angry pretty much every day of my life since i was born
as a pennsylvanian fetterman was the last straw for me, i am never getting excited about a political candidate ever again. i was already basically done at that point but the idea of a freak slob ogre guy running my entire state seemed fun & innovative. he couldnt even be normal bad tho he's evil
dems really need to start responding to "trans people in sports" questions like theyre being asked to weigh in on the war on christmas or satanic messages in disney movies. it is an asinine manufactured non-issue & it's embarrassing for any "progressive" to act like it isnt
i saw rhps a few times in college (i was a theater major with all theater major friends) and the callout aspect stressed me out so much. i didnt understand how i was supposed to know all of them & i didnt know what any of the actors were even actually saying bc i could not hear them
sorry but the "i didnt remember this being so homophobic" comic is so accurate to 90s media specifically. it is stapled to the front of my brain i really cant help it
had a really scary dream last night so i read some of my book to relax but the part i was at turned into a graphic description of a guy getting killed with a broom. which like usually doesnt happen in this book
whenever i think abt pirates of the Caribbean movies im always reminded of michael eisners enraged initial reaction to johnny depps jack sparrow. he was like, that's not how a pirate talks >:(
i cant stand the narrative that depp would have remained a hollywood a lister if his evil wife didnt stop him. he was performing badly in bad movies for sooo many years like from the mid aughts onward. rango was good & thats basically it
i liked pearl fine but i didnt really like x and i didnt see the 3rd thing. pearl benefited a lot from having a funny dance in it. Will there be a funny dance in the new scrooge movie? will he do the futterwacken
i dont get why this is the tagline like he just looks like how scrooge looks. he's like old and haggard and shitty looking. and most of a christmas carol is like flashbacks to his youth so what is this movie. it sounds like its just another a christmas carol. i dont get it. i dont fucking get it
the scary jokes@thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 2mo agobefore there was scrooge. there was ebenezer.
that johnny depp scrooge movie just looks like when jim carrey did a silly cgi mocap scrooge. performance probably pales in comparison honestly
this has been like one of the worst & scariest weeks of my life btw. but it'll be ok
kind of interesting how The Visit has the inverse problem. it makes sense that every waking second of this story is being filmed, kids getting their own dedicated camera & wanting to capture everything with it is such a thing. plus the kid's on some boring trip w literally nothing else to do
the scary jokes@thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 3mo agoimo most analog horror is only really using the analog aesthetic without having a coherent in-universe reason (in my opinion) for the story being told thru tapes, public access tv etc. i had the exact same complaint about tons of found footage horror flix when that was the big horror fad
