The Scorch

@thescorch.bsky.social

Last OG part of the Federation’s flagship. Putting the O in Enterprise Bingo since 2245. Not Paramount affiliated. #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrekLegacy

Theory: Martians domesticated Hadrosaurs and invariably took them places like colonies for pets or horsees or random John Carter whatever. The marzians would’ve knocked out any major predators cuz mArS. Cue wild mustang hadrosaurs breeding like feral cats because hey aliens n boom: VOTH #StarTrek

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Btw, how much does a Galaxy Class saucer section weigh? Does it glide like a wing when hitting atmosphere, or would the damn thing have spun out like a frisbee had Troi and Data not been there to grease the slide of continent? One of the most underrated emergency landings ever.

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Portalrealm@portalrealm.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I will always defend Troi at the helm - she had a saucer that was damaged, struck by a massive shockwave, most of the systems down, with a very lumpy planet to land on. Despite all that, she managed to do a textbook landing and save everyone on board - promote her!

Can I have my Cracker Barrel moment now? This thing. It looks like a commercial airline. It’s halfassed and it’s BORING. The gold and red stripes blend into orange (👀) You don’t fuck with iconic design. You refresh it. You adapt it. You modernize it. You don’t destroy it. Please be a vinyl wrap.

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Not me just defiantly finding one of my holy grails of starship cuppery for FREE, but fam back me up and confirm… am I in some sort of tumbler aphasia or is this actually the Raktajino stained chalice I think it is?! #StarTrek 🍺🔥🖖💫

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Someone on that read it site was bashing my baby girl. This is my starship under the sea & I shan’t tolerate one ill word about her. … except for number 2 w those godawful green lasers & tacky decor. I mean it was 2022 we knew better. And that fucking window. Throw it out w the ballast water. 🦈🔥🖖💫

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“… I haven’t watched the show but it’s saw some YouTubes about that were trashing it so I also don’t like it and here’s my detailed reasoning:…” … Has go to be the most idiotic yet poignant commentary on modern day media consumption habits if I’ve ever.

It’s over. Finally. Not the way I’d hoped, but I feel vindicated nonetheless. I’m kinda numb to everything right now. This thing has been a part of my life for so long. Looming, ever present. And now it’s done. I cannot wait until I actually feel the relief this post conveys.

The Scorch@thescorch.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Big day tomorrow on the Forward Hull. It might, MIGHT, mean the positive resolution to a horrible situation that’s been in my life for far too long. Tots and pears would be much loved and well utilized as we head into this nebula of angst and hope. With a smooch and a Scorch, here we go. 🙏🔥🖖💫

It’s a scone! I dunno but I’m kind of hoping this is just a placeholder until a new Athena-esque shuttle makes its debut. Something with a killer cockpit, nacelles that match mamaship… maybe. even. wings. But as it stands with with Mister Magic Eraser Guitar Pick here, I am not woo-ed!!

Jörg Hillebrand@gaghyogi49.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Here are side ⬆️ and bottom ⬇️ views of the new type of Starfleet shuttle used on #StarfleetAcademy, as seen entering and leaving a transwarp tunnel in "300th Night".