Jonathan Ellis
@thescrabbleking.bsky.social
Accounting fan, wrestling fan, Eddie Kingston fan, Brock Nelson’s advocate (see roughly 90% of my Tweets), soccer fan, Isles fan, and feared enemy of ceiling fans 😤
I remember this one ROH iPPV where Kevin Steen got on mic while Eddie Kingston was getting stretchered and as they were maneuvering past the wires he went, “Any second now, the iPPV feed might go out!” Felt somewhat harsh (albeit funny) at that show. Would fit like a GLOVE on this one.
David BASTARDspan@davidbix.com · 4h agolol
Shapiro is to the White Sox what Trump was to the Knicks, apparently. Tracks if you ask me.
Freezing Cold Takes@oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 22h ago
Has he been kicking in the Tokyo Dome??
Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · yesterdayDuke lost because their backup kicker missed a game-tying 33-yarder so I looked up Duke's backup kicker and he appears to have anointed himself the world's first ever 6-star college football prospect. everybody else has only been able to get to 5
Well THAT’S upsetting. All the work to come back, and you do that, and you now get no points. Not superb.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Brayden Schenn. And he just knocked your lead out.
Braden Walker Ref Raises Hand
Alt: Add that one to the DVD set! #IYKYK
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e - Rilyan Morokin@ob1moroney.bsky.social · yesterdaySCHENNER!! New game #Isles
(yes I realize that Taker probably agrees with him, but Texas lost phenomenally today and that’s schadenfreude enough)
The Undertaker Tombstone Piledriver on Kane - WrestleMania
Alt: “The smartest man in the WWE” getting Tombstone Piledriven on a loop for my, and your, sadistic pleasure.
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RoCktHiS_mIkE@rockthismike.bsky.social · yesterday"The greatest president in our lifetime Donald J Trump" Fuck, no Glenn Jacobs. He's the worst president in our lifetime. 💯
Yeah, I’m pretty glad that the worst thing that happened to Nigel in his career was hepatitis. …Wow wow wubbzy, that is a senTENCE.
David BASTARDspan@davidbix.com · yesterdaySeriously we should be thankful that Nigel McGuinness is even a functional human in 5787 in the year of our lord.
It’s kinda unfortunate because under a better storytelling model, that hair color bit actually *could* be a component of the character that actually represents something (like a Kishin/Jushin Liger-type differentiation). Unfortunately, that sort of narrative aptitude is and has always been absent.
Wrestling Inc.@wrestlinginc.bsky.social · 2d agoXelina (formerly known as WWE star Zelina Vega) believes her character work, specifically her physical appearance, was ahead of its time.
And in the spirit of the Liberty moving forward, I hope that they are now focused on doing the exact *opposite* of extending Chris DeMarco’s contract.
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
What he’s saying is: “Just watch your wildest dreams come true, not one of them involving…” [presumed guitar solo here]
adamnyeary15.bsky.social@adamnyeary15.bsky.social · 3d agoHayley Williams is performing across the street from MITB this weekend. It’s a massive indictment on your character if you spend money on the WWE show.
Alright, gotta get back into the habit of these: HOTEL OSCAR ROMEO VICTOR ALPHA TANGO HORVAT 🤜🏾👊🏾🤛🏾
The Shield: Roman Reigns, Ambrose, Rollins Champions
Alt: BO-LIEVE IN THE POWER PLAY AND BO-LIEVE IN OUR NEW CAPTAIN
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Stefen Rosner@stefenrosner.bsky.social · 3d agoBo Horvat. His third PPG of the season. #Isles up 1-0 with 57.0 to go in the first.
Any robot drawn against Kim Davies’ Panic Attack:
Dan@golazodan.bsky.social · 5d agoSEE YOU IN THE PIT
You get what you pay for. Bye.
Matthew Nethercott@mnethercottmlb.bsky.social · 4d agoFINAL: #Rays 4 (3-0), #Yankees 3 (0-3) The Rays have swept the Yankees in the ALDS. The Rays will celebrate in Yankee Stadium, as has become tradition for opposing teams since 2010. The Yankees have a lot to think about this offseason, including manager status because they continue to go backwards
Liberty about to get swept (potentially) and it’s gonna rip me to bits. Yankees about to get swept (most likely) and I’m not even fucking surprised.
adults who spent their youth fighting in the playground over whether or not Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon had the better shows reading this news
ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 6d agoWarner Bros. and Paramount have officially merged to form Skydance Corporation. Bringing DC Studios, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, CNN, CBS, HBO and Paramount+ under one company.
Too many Isles gimmicks to run through for tonight’s win. Too many consternations to run through for the Yanks’ loss. Also, really getting concerned that US soccer media is going to over-gas up Cavan Sullivan the way they did Christian Pulisic and set up unrealistic expectations YET AGAIN.
Tomorrow’s not guaranteed. Never let your people forget that they’re your people. Love you all. Thank you for being my people.
I’ll give the PAC tribute show a more formal watch later when my headspace is a bit better. For personal reasons unrelated to wrestling, I knew I needed to abstain. …That said, one tiny pick-me-up is the fact that HIS NAME IS MAX DORIAN FRIED AND HE’S BETTER THAN THE RED SOX AND YOU KNOW IT
JUST TWO SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEP …I have a sneaking feeling the 🗽 just became the biggest heels in the playoffs now 😶🌫️
This is simultaneously inspirational and also one of the most metal sentences ever written when taken literally 🖤
