We’ll just end the movie here. That’s fine. #Svengoolie
Ryan Smith
@thesmithminute.bsky.social
Semi-retired radio personality. Avid DIYer. Essential retail worker navigating the craziness. Purveyor of obscure references and deep cuts. What TV Tropes would call a Deadpan Snarker.
Shades of “The Conscience of the King.” #Svengoolie #StarTrek
Why is that audience member holding a firecracker? #Svengoolie
“He will be able to afford our concessions without taking on a second mortgage.” #Svengoolie
This was one of the bonus rounds on MTV’s Remote Control. Minus the knives, of course. #Svengoolie
“What is this ‘water’ she loves so much?!” #Svengoolie
There should be a lot more blood and viscera in that box. #Svengoolie
Okay, that’s an impressive piece of equipment. #Svengoolie
The timpani is coming from inside the caravan! #Svengoolie
“Am I being followed by a xylophone and bongo player?” #Svengoolie
Yeah, the “good breeding” part is a bit concerning. #Svengoolie
“Fine. You can have what was in his storage unit. Two bottles of mustard.” #Svengoolie
“Did you notice the burning smell in her caravan?” #Svengoolie
Rocky Jones, Space Ranger in the background. #Svengoolie
Joan Crawford, Julia Child and a gaggle of poodles, everybody! #Svengoolie
“Everything we did can be found in the Kama Sutra.” #Svengoolie