🚨COMEBACK ARTICLE IS HERE!!🚨 Smokey the sportswriter is back. This article is my love letter to the international sports community, helped me get through dark suicidal ideations back in December. I would love it if y'all gave it a look and gave me your thoughts! optimusfantasy.com/for-the-love...

🚨COMEBACK ARTICLE IS HERE!!🚨 Smokey the sportswriter is back. This article is my love letter to the international sports community, helped me get through dark suicidal ideations back in December. I would love it if y'all gave it a look and gave me your thoughts! optimusfantasy.com/for-the-love...

NFL News Poster@nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 3h ago

[Raimondi] Michael Penix says there's a joke in the QB room: When you get in trouble, just "beej" it. In other words, just give the ball to Bijan Robinson. twitter.com/marcraimondi...

Since UCLA illegally fired me over Charlie Kirk, I have $32 in my checking, including a generous $25 donation from yesterday. Please consider helping: venmo.com/u/JohnathanPerk I know the lawyer trying to access to the person who recently died inside Delaney Hall but don’t have the $ to get there.

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T.C. Aurelius @aurelius.quest · 18h ago

I've told this story before and I suppose now it's time to do it again. When I was in 9th grade, my English teacher was the elderly sort of man who always wore a gray flannel suit and had a cigarette before class and a cigarette at the end of class every period.

Dr. Anthony Fauci's lawyer responds to the Monday attack from Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers: "Aaron Rodgers doesn't know what he's talking about. He should stick to football."

Dr. Anthony Fauci's lawyer says Aaron Rodgers "should stick to football"

The ball is back in Rodgers's court.

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While other fantasy sites try to straddle the fence of catering to Nazis, bots, and non-Nazi bots alike, the @news.optimusfantasy.com team seems fine with organically growing on here with real human fantasy football lovers. These are my words, not theirs, but I suggest you check out the team.

I don’t have sympathy for terrible people. I speak ill of the dead. I wish bad things happen to bad people. I do wish that upon my enemies. Giving the wrong mfers grace is why is why mfers act the way they do. I’ll piss on your grave if I m ow where you are buried. Fuck you.

Philosophical treatise on Hellenic schooners

Niko Stratis@nikostratis.com · 22h ago

Emily Wilson gets one more piece on The Odyssey and then she needs to move on and let us know what she thinks about Mallrats

Coming up at 8 EST, you can catch the Optimus crew live on Trade Addicts! Nate, Mike, Cam, and Lou will all be there, be sure to come hang out, and ask your questions if you have them!

Frank in the Chat@frankinthechat.bsky.social · yesterday

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New Trade Addicts tonight! I will be joined by @natepolvogt.optimusfantasy.com and the rest of the dynasty team from @optimusfantasy.com in a 5 man show!! And guess what? We’re doing it LIVE at a special start time of 7pm CT!!! What should discuss? What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

My toddler whenever I’m using the bathroom:

ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · 23h ago

Josh Allen: You knock enough at the door, it's going to open at some point.

Quote skeet with a great animated villain! @markhamillofficial.bsky.social as Skeletor? All-timer 💪😤

Skeletor Declares: Let This Be Our Final Battle!

Alt: Skeletor Declares: Let This Be Our Final Battle!

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🦂 Scorpiono: P Buckets vs. Sonia City Tonight! 🍿🏀@scorpiono.blacksky.app · 2d ago

QTP with a great animated villain! Gimme Darth Maul.

Album 585 of the journey is Talking Heads - Remain in Light The whimsy levels are high

Smokey-Hell Nelson@thesmokeshow.bsky.social · last wk.

Today is Day 200 of my musical journey, and I am up to 567 albums listened to. After this year of albummaxxing, it would be my dream to get interviewed by my hero @alancross.bsky.social and discuss everything I have learned from this experience

I love it when my heroes sauce out some behind the scenes stories behind the stories, this insight into process is invaluable If you write, you need to follow @gailsimone.bsky.social If you read, you need to follow @gailsimone.bsky.social If you breathe, you need to follow @gailsimone.bsky.social

Gail Simone@gailsimone.bsky.social · 2d ago

Okay, I am going to tell a little story. It's one I have saved for the last couple years, almost nobody knows about it. But it lives in my heart. I don't know how others will feel about it, maybe something, maybe nothing. It's about the Uncanny X-Men. 1/

This is who Mr. Rogers said to look for

Struggalo@struggalo.bsky.social · 2d ago

It really takes a lot of courage for hamburger to ask for help.

Happiest of Birthdays to one of my guitar inspirations, James Hetfield, one of the Top 3 Rhythm Guitar players of all time, and he ain't #3 😤

Metallica@metallica.com · 2d ago

🎉 Happy Birthday, James! 🎉

I love it when my heroes sauce out some behind the scenes stories behind the stories, this insight into process is invaluable If you write, you need to follow @gailsimone.bsky.social If you read, you need to follow @gailsimone.bsky.social If you breathe, you need to follow @gailsimone.bsky.social

Gail Simone@gailsimone.bsky.social · 2d ago

Okay, I am going to tell a little story. It's one I have saved for the last couple years, almost nobody knows about it. But it lives in my heart. I don't know how others will feel about it, maybe something, maybe nothing. It's about the Uncanny X-Men. 1/

i personally don't think child molestetion should be required to play volleyball

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d ago

An initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play

There's just too many, 🧵 time Opeth: Damnation, Ghost Reveries, Watershed Mastodon: Leviathan, Blood Mountain, Crack The Skye Gojira: The way of all flesh, L'Enfant Sauvage, Magma Tool: Lateralus, 10,000 Days, Fear Inoculum Black Sabbath: Black Sabbath, Paranoid, Master of Reality /1

Mia Murphy 🏳️‍⚧️@miamurphy.com · 4d ago

What's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)

This was the one. The one that started it all. A life-long love of beautiful ink and evocative writing. I fucking love a guy with a powerful green ring and a guy who dresses up as a bat.

G. Willow Wilson@gwillow.me · 3d ago

If you’re a comics fan, what’s the earliest comic book you can remember reading? And what kind of impression did it make on you?

Sure, let's have a glass of Pinot Noir while you regale us of all the games you lost, which clearly brought you to this insipid opinion

Pavel@spavel.bsky.social · 3d ago

This may sound radical but "games are shit" is actually the median opinion of every Gamer.

Reminder that everyone telling you Travis Hunter proved he can't play both sides of the ball in the NFL decided that after 324 offensive snaps

Travis D Holmes@travisdholmes.bsky.social · 3d ago

Jaguars 11-on-11 Lawrence hits Travis Hunter for a deep sideline catch over the outstretched arms of Preston Hodge Hunter's ball skills on display on both sides of the ball early

There's just too many, 🧵 time Opeth: Damnation, Ghost Reveries, Watershed Mastodon: Leviathan, Blood Mountain, Crack The Skye Gojira: The way of all flesh, L'Enfant Sauvage, Magma Tool: Lateralus, 10,000 Days, Fear Inoculum Black Sabbath: Black Sabbath, Paranoid, Master of Reality /1

Mia Murphy 🏳️‍⚧️@miamurphy.com · 4d ago

What's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)

Lemme be blunt

Do yourself a favour and don't look up Jake Ferguson's stats while Rush filled in 😬

Cameron White@whiteheatff.bsky.social · 4d ago

🎯 Falcons newly signed QB Cooper Rush to TE Kyle Pitts in the end zone.

If you see this post your mentor

Harpo Marx's Surprise

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Kevin Tompkins@ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 4d ago

If you see this post your mentor

This is going to ruin the tour

🏈Optimus FF News@news.optimusfantasy.com · 4d ago

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 49ers are putting Ricky Pearsall on season-ending IR. He’ll have surgery on his PCL, John Lynch said.

Hey everyone! @nflspy.com is actively stealing NFL writers work and posting it on their own site. They claim to "cite" the authors, but it's sparse and this is still blatant theft. Please unfollow these clowns if you're following them.