it seems as if the geniuses over at amazon have picked their new james bond and it's... the smoke monster from lost? ok, hold up.. that could actually work.
The Independent@the-independent.com · 9h agoJames Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’
doing a big, exaggerated double take then rubbing my eyes like a cartoon character seeing a foxy lady. big hearts in my eyes. tongue rolling out of my mouth.
All Elite Wrestling@allelitewrestling.com · 5h agoTONIGHT! What part of #AEWDynamite #GrandSlamMexico are you the most hyped for? Join us LIVE from Arena México for 2.5 hours at 8/7c on TBS & HBO Max, TONIGHT!
i wrote a paper about this song for a college class and it was by far the most effort i've ever put into a project. my life's work, truly.
Ayesharp (The Protagonist of Journalism)@ayesharp.bsky.social · 22h ago"Stay Fly" by Three 6 is really a masterpiece.
unfortunately there just isn't anything we can do to stop donald trump. anyways, please donate to my campaign and be sure to remember to vote in november!
shout out to the guy in front of us at the viagra boys concert who, just before they took the stage, took a gigantic hit from his vape and then immediately got out a pouch of big league chew
bought a pack of, ostensibly, baseball cards the other day. here are the good ones
sending my boss an urgent email requesting the rest of the day off. the body simply reads: "beach."
made these this morning and, gang, run, don’t walk. dare i say drink of the summer
caylen@caylen.bsky.social · last mo.how much lemonade to coffee are you doing? i recently fell head over heels for black cat fizzes (orange bitters on ice, shot of espresso, 7oz tonic water) and it has me looking for other freaky coffee beverages
this might be a controversial opinion but i think everyone should get a yearly free pass to threaten to beat the fuck out of a colleague.
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 5d agoA senior Trump official is being investigated for assault after being accused of "forcefully pushing" a colleague and threatening to "beat the fuck out of" him.
the ROI on these bribes is insane. it’s always, like, “some dumb fuck gave the president a gold bar and in return they were awarded the entire state of alaska”
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 5d ago2025–early 2026: Lockheed Martin donates over $10 million for Trump's ballroom and Freedom 250 events June 2026: The Trump administration awards Lockheed a contract worth up to $35 billion
we’re, what, maybe three weeks away from trump telling suzy kolber that he wants to kiss her?
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 6d agoFox host: I think it is alarming that we have not been able to see or hear from any of the Iranian people. Do they have drinking water, food? Trump: Do you remember when we had lunch years ago at Trump Tower? You have not changed. You may be even better looking.
biblically accurate pepper-spraying drone
Not (A.) I.@aerialeverything.cryptoanarchy.network · last wk."According to the company, they can fly through windows that are not coated with ballistic film, using a front lance to break through. They are also equipped with sirens and can drop air poppers that create a loud bang." This will work out fine, I'm sure. 🫠 www.theguardian.com/education/20...
he should really be using a miter saw for cross cuts
Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics@oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · last wk.
finally realizing my life long potential of becoming a beach bum and all it took was *squinting* moving to cleveland ohio
hmm... i guess probably blow his fucking brains out? drop that fucker right where he stands?
Quorators@quorators.bsky.social · last yr.
remembering a family friend who, before they started defaulting to dressing on the side, would order his salads "swimming-- and i mean swimming in ranch" every time. wonder how that dudes doing.
tfw you were leading a battalion up towards the 49th parallel
Hourly Twin Peaks@hourlytwinpeaks.bagpuss.org · 2w ago
why is trump always giving speeches? in the middle of the day? get a real job!
love to make a concerted effort to buy direct and avoid shopping on amazon.
sorry boss, can't come into work today, i'm going to go throw some rocks in the lake.
I think if you are a mommy blogger and start spewing your thoughts about trans people Hereditary stuff should start happening in your life
finally won the big game in what will be the crowning achievement of my life. just wish some other country’s shithead president was here to celebrate with me 🫤
Hello, Boss, I need to go home early because my tummy hurts. Towards collective liberation, Blake
the killer at the beginning of the episode: lieutenant columbo 😀 the killer at the end of the episode: lieutenant columbo 😒
