Richard Makara

@thesnappingdog.bsky.social

founder @ reconfigured - second-brain journal for analytical, investigative work.

How to solve all your data quality problems in 5 steps: 1. Acknowledge there is a problem. 2. Make a public statement on Slack. 3. Hire me to break into your mainframe to drop all tables. 4. Venmo me $50 & delete our DMs 5. Get promoted while I flee the country follow for more great advice #dataBS

this is a total tinfoil hat thought, but love how increasingly desperate Linkedin becomes with notifications if you stop posting for a couple of days. "hey, somebody liked this thing from weeks ago, please come back". dont worry bubs, linkedin is my work-home 😘 #dataBS