It’s all pumpkin orchards and apple patches now until we get to Thanksgiving
Naughtius Maximus
@thespleenagain.bsky.social
A spleen, frequently venting
A “Byrna” television commercial with no audio looks like sex toy ad
How many of Mitch’s staff have met with their own lawyers in the last two weeks?
How about me take all the DOGE boys and commission them as Lieutenants and let them take the first wave in?
Canned cranberry jelly, ribbed for your pleasure
This would be a really great time to watch All The President’s Men if you’ve never seen it #Watergate
At what point does FOX News just switch over to Swan Like?
Honestly, we should have picked pneumatic tubes instead of the internet
Glad to see Chicken Lover will be back #Fallout
My phone claims that this is an Eastern Chipmunk but that’s just because it can’t see his little cowboy boots #Nature
Turns out that iron oxide on a cave wall is a better long term backup than iron oxide on Mylar ribbon
“I do not have enough mana points for this bullshit”
The proper way to report this is: El Salvador refuses to release American hostages.
Kinda wild to go from “land of the free” to having people being disappeared
So, the Skype / Teams mashup seems to be yet another Microsoft fuck up.
Perhaps it’s time to bring back the real spirit of Black Friday #Stonks
What’s next, an order to start watering crops with Brawndo?
Just a reminder, there is no negative karma in making a telemarketer cry
Remember when we were all worried about “gray goo” and not fascism?
One of my grandfather’s buddies guarded Axis war criminals for a while after the war ended. He used to talk about how he would take away their shoes and eat their suppers. Kinda wish he was still around.
