just tried to make my own night guard to stop my teeth grinding at night, and either i’m too stupid or my overbite is just too powerful🤷🏻♀️
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any Pennsylvanian who wants to brawl for my title meet me in a Dennys parking lot at 3AM
Pennsylvania really is just Florida without gators or Disneyworld
i still think the Zune was better than the ipod. you could toss this fucker down a flight of stairs and it’d still work
enjoy some self-indulgent Modo art since tiktok are a bunch of PRUDES😒
it’s always the one character you swear you ain’t gonna like 😑
who needs mucinex when you can get three pints of chinese soups for five bucks cheaper
Smiling Friends mentioning Wawa made me stupid happy for some reason
ima toss these in here before scurrying back into the dark ✌️
Dreamworks cancelled this movie in favor of fucking Boss Baby and i will NEVER forgive them.. . #Larrikins
A three pound jar of applesauce can and WILL split your lip if it falls on your face, just fyi
okay so falling knee and elbow first into concrete carrying 40 pounds of bananas ain’t fun
“You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie...”
going through my phone galleries to free up space and i forgot i made this..
If you’re like me and gotta listen to something while you work, 10/10 recommend this guy. His voice is 🤌🤌🤌 youtu.be/jWsFie2Tfr0?...
Plagues of the Ancient World | Before the Black Death
YouTube video by ASMR Historian
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Lagiacrus took that wing-slap from Rathalos like it was a napkin from a little kid’s birthday party…
two dragons are facing each other in a forest
ALT: two dragons are facing each other in a forest
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My freaking GUMS HURT from where they stuck the needle earlier.. never thought i’d miss that numb feeling
a man in a red jacket is sitting in a chair in a waiting room .
ALT: a man in a red jacket is sitting in a chair in a waiting room .
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