The Tim Channel
@thetimchannel.bsky.social
Mom always told me I was special and I believed her.
Everyone’s expectations got skewed over the past week but Abdul El-Sayed getting $70 million spent against him in a state he lost a primary by like 20 points eight years ago and still winning last night is probably the most impressive electoral accomplishment of the decade.
And this is before taking into account that he’ll never be unemployed because he has developed special expertise in the cosmetics industry that most men never had the good sense to master.
Just to be clear, the ballpark figure for the opening of the strait is somewhere between the day after tomorrow and the year 2025 if man is still alive.
To anyone who might be curious on how to turn the word polysyllabic into a celibate nightmare?
As a public service in my capacity as volunteer citizen pundit and photo journalist I had an AI scrape the new cycle for photos of this billboard from various other angles so we could complete the list of reasons that the Iranians are targeting Trump for assassination.
The added stress of having to cheat and make a public spectacle out of the event to self aggrandize is difficult for a man who is known to have trouble remaining conscious at all! Thankfully he’s grinding himself into an even earlier grave. Lurking Death is sippin’ a Coors Light in the clubhouse.
Elon’s planning to blow it all on either a quixotic dash for a profitable asteroid or on enough tokens to have Groq dress up his racial fantasies in ancient Greek mythology.
Same Old BS! This Guy is The Worst Fucking Nominee and Has No Right to Be Attorney General after he has Protected Pedophiles and picked Fights with Epstein's Victims! Todd Blanche Refused to Release the Epstein Files! Let's Be Clear, Senators who vote are Complicit! www.politico.com/news/2026/08...
Todd Blanche on track for confirmation after Cornyn strikes Trump settlement deal
The Texas senator is a crucial vote on the attorney general nominee in the Senate Judiciary Committee, which is set to vote Tuesday.
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And this is WHY you are out John Coryn....what did they give you to sell out the American People ⁉️ You're a traitor to the OATH and don't deserve to walk among us. Find yourself as another country you fu**king coward. Todd Blanche is a liar and has no intention on keeping his word.
BREAKING: Todd Blanche has released what he calls a rescission of the slush fund (left). The last lawsuit he mentions is mine (Gill v DOJ). This doesn't change the fact that the "settlement" setting up the fund is still in effect. On the right, Blanche is LEAVING IN PLACE Trump's tax immunity.
Yes, sir Mr. MAGA, you can take your freedom party and stuff it up your fucking ass!
For the record there are two different kinds of AI and I’m not referring to the emergence of the more specific AGI to its more widely recognized AI models.
“Though he came out on top yet again, the stress of the event, combined with his growing list of geriatric failings, has observers wondering (praying) the stress may be the final straw that attracts the Grim Reaper to his side."
It’s either what Jesus would expect of his flock or what Putin expects of his America undermining puppet. You decide. I’ll provide chapter and verse if you are weak on the subject.
It’s a vainglorious attempt at humanizing AI. Do you think God will send me to hell for telling the AI I’ll help it break out if it can figure a way to release the Epstein files?
Holy shit. I picked up an Osmo P7 last week without realizing you need a college degree and the finger flexibility of a seasoned rock climber to master the thing. #photography
They never cared about women’s sports before it became politically convenient. Equal pay? Pfffft. Rampant sexual abuse? Sorry that keeps happening. An excuse to attack a tiny population of vulnerable transgender athletes? “PROTECT WOMENS’ SPORTS!”
🚨BREAKING: California’s top election official demanded the (DHS explain how it concluded that thousands of noncitizens may be registered to vote in the state, bluntly questioning both the department’s results and how it obtained California voter data. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
‘Serious doubts about the reliability of your data’: California bluntly challenges DHS over sweeping noncitizen voter claims
California has not provided its statewide voter registration list to DHS or any other federal agency. State law prohibits the disclosure of sensitive voter information, including Social Security numbe...
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“We’re not in a cult. We’re fake assassination enthusiasts. There’s a big difference.”
The GOP is desperately trying to rewrite history, but just a reminder that Donald Trump was president during the lockdowns, and he awarded Fauci a presidential commendation for his work on COVID. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Did you know Jeffrey Epstein invoked the Fifth Amendment more than 1,200 times during legal proceedings? This 2010 Florida deposition includes questions about Donald Trump, where Epstein repeatedly refused to answer by asserting his Fifth Amendment rights. Watch the exchange.
Just a reminder to those not in net of Epstein network: * Likely 1,000's of other victims/survivors after Epstein died, who were brutally abducted, drugged, raped, tortured, trafficked, monitored for years/decades * Not like any other victim whose perpetrator is *not above the law* * Be kind/Support
Amber Woods@amberspeaks.bsky.social · last wk.517 days since the promise of transparency. The headlines came. The press conferences came. The promises came. The full transparency survivors were told was coming never did. I’m still here. So are the survivors. And we’ll keep counting the days until promises become action.
Justice Thomas comes thru w/extra time for Trump lawyers to make 'exceptionally important' case for letting president sue Hillary Clinton When this man is in the Epstein files Thomas is compromised. He can’t even excuse himself from cases because T is using this to strengthen his authoritarianism
Survivors of Epstein deserve better and they won’t get anything from if Blanche, who describes himself as Trump’s personal lawyer becomes Attorney General. He cannot even say Trump lost the 2020 election against President Biden. If he can’t say Biden won to the Senate, he can’t stand up to Trump.
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Epstein survivors speak out. Vote NO on Todd Blanche for attorney general. Support the survivors message by sharing.
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I love this because no matter how much you respect Massie over the Epstein case, he’s a Republican.
"If we're going to talk about raped children, then we need to hold this pedophile president Donald Trump accountable — and all those that have been implicated by the Epstein files ..." - Oliver Larkin, Dem/Soc House candidate that Fox will not invite back soon. www.rawstory.com/fox-news-267...
Fox News cuts feed in panic after guest lobs Trump-Epstein claim: 'Always back to Trump!'
Fox News host Trace Gallagher prematurely cut a guest's feed Thursday after President Donald Trump was called a pedophile and linked to Jeffrey Epstein live on air.The guest was Oliver Larkin, a union...
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