[ knees to his chassis, curled up next to a garbage can, trying to blend in with his dull gray armor so he can surprise attack any unsuspecting visitors ]
[ HIDING IN THE SHADE OF JAZZ'S WELL-ENDOWED BOSOM . ] yEAH, BE NICE TO GOLDBUG !!!!
bUT THE THREATSUH ARE THO eAsUhY!!!! HE DOESUH NOTHING BUT BE A THREAT TO HISUH OWN HEALTH !!!!!!!!!!!!! THITH iSuHn'T FAiR ! ! ! ‼️‼️‼️
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𝙁𝙚𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙏𝙬𝙤-𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙧@dualwheeler.bsky.social · last yr.( ... Snrrk- She's trying SO HARD NOT TO LAU- ) ( AHEM... Clearing her throat. Deep breaths, Arcee.... ) If you threaten Fowler you have to go back into the ti-SNRRK.... )-The timeout box.
why everybody trying to eat goldbug 😔💔 firsuht the cat, now the hobo
BUt i don't WANT to go in the timeout BOX i don't WANNA go back, i don't WaNnA i don't wAnNa- i juth DID my TIME in the TiME OUT BOX !!! i don't WANNA go back in THE BOX!!!! yOu don't UNDERSTAND, thith ithn't FAiR!!!!! .. CHOMPY THENT TITANSUH a B0MBTHREAT && THE'SUH (SHE'S*) not BANNED 😾🫵🏿‼️
𝙁𝙚𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙏𝙬𝙤-𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙧@dualwheeler.bsky.social · last yr..... yeah so i'm just gonna pick you up and put you in a box-
fowler'suh kneecapsuh thall be delivered to you in the mail along with hisuh achillesuh tendonsuh && toesuh . amen .
𝙁𝙚𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙏𝙬𝙤-𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙧@dualwheeler.bsky.social · last yr.Holy scrap he's human sized Actually, Pretty sure Fowler's taller than him.
who keepsuh giving thethe lowlifesuh permithhion to suhpeak 🤨🫵🏿 ??? i know I didn't, && i have the highesuht rank outta ALL of uth, tho, what givesuh ??
WeLL MAYBE YOU THoULD BE SUHMALL !!! THINCE YOUR NAME HATH F L Y IN IT. oR AT LEASUHT YOU CAN FLY AWAY & INTO THE tHUN. PESuHKY PArATHITE !!!!!!!!!!! BEESUH THOLO ANY BUG ANY DAY . GO BACK TO THE GARBAGE YOU PRAITHE !!!! LITTLE MORoN !!!!!!!!!!
suhcraplet ?? . . WHERE'SUH THE LITTLE.. CRAPLET 🤬‼️‼️ I'LL KICK HISUH AHH!!!!!! LAUNCH THE NuKES ‼️‼️‼️‼️
no, i meant thith, but i can thee where you had the confusion
𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙔. ⍩@horrortactics.bsky.social · last yr.was this the brutal onslaught terror? das my boss
um 🤨, yeahhhh 🤨, that'suh what i THAID 😾. oNSUHLAUGHT 😑 . making me repeat mythelf... PROBABLY becauthe you're all tho LAME ! & oLD 😾 ! irritate me . . 😑
I WAS GETTING VIOLENTLY ATTACKED && EATEN && I ONLY THURVIVED BARELY BY KlLLING HIM !!!! IT WAS A BRUTAL ONSUHLAUGHT OF TERROR & HIGH-SUHTAKES PRESSURE !!! FULL OF PAIN && SUHTRIFE !!!!
i KNOW that wath the like- five million year old MORON . i'm talking about your ACCENT . everybot KNOWSuH people who thound like YOU thay their 'no's like.. 'NAUR' for thome reathon.. && you thound REALLY THILLY 🫵🏿‼️‼️. ( * silly 💔 )
YEAH, WELL -- . . . 💧 ... yOU THOUND FUNNY WHEN YOU THAY THE WORD ' NO ' 🫵🏿😾 ! THO ! TAKE THAT 🫵🏿⚖️‼️
CHOMPY 👈🏿 WANTSUH TO EXPLODE MY TITAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF ANYONE WANTSUH TO INTERVENE, BE MY FUcKiNG G U E S T . THAT INCLUDESUH Y O U FIVE MILLION YEAR OLD FaRT 🫵🏿🫵🏿🫵🏿💨‼️‼️‼️
[ movements freezing for a moment at the paws' advancing, hitching breath, covered optics darting desperate as images, emotions, memories poured & collapsed in on him all at once just from a silly little paw pressing on a bad position. gloves clench into the ground, legs starting to shake
oHMyALLSUHPARKOHMYALLSUHPARKOHMyGAAAAAAAaaaaaaaawDDDDDDD--- RAAAAAaaAAaAtcHETT--!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWW- i NEED tO DECONTAMINATe- i NEED to DE- O F F of M E ?!?!??!?!?!?? [ THROWING AN ABSOLUTE FIT, HELMET CLOSING JUST ONE KLIK TOO LATE. TRAPPING THE SLIMMY SUBSTANCE INSIDE. SCREAMING . ]
. . . that wathn't remotely funny & it didn't even make any thenthe (sense😔), are you five hundred yearsuh old ???? ? ?
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about to go fight, i'll posuht (post*) the video after .
not that anybody caresuh, bUt i AM DYiNG & BEiNG K iLL E D ?!??!?!?!?!???? ⁉️⁉️⁉️