𝐄𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐡 [#𝟒𝟖𝟑]@tempuspillar.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Oh stop, I'd crush your head between my thighs so you'd at least die a happy death." She flipped her dark hair over her shoulders. Boy, oh boy, did she hate the sassy immortals. Primal would lean in, flicking his nose hard. "Hmmm... This is True's doing and hush about pride. You're an idiot."

𝐄𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐡 [#𝟒𝟖𝟑]@tempuspillar.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Dense? No, that's wrong unless talking about my typing. Impulsive is correct, and accident prone is true. It takes intelligence to handle all that was and all that ever will be." The shift in demeanor and height... Trouble was brewing.

𝐄𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐡 [#𝟒𝟖𝟑]@tempuspillar.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Oh, we are disappointed now?" Hearing that changed her tune real quick. Now, the Time Deity was bordering on offended. "Some mortals I swear have no manners."

𝐄𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐡 [#𝟒𝟖𝟑]@tempuspillar.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Ah... Give or take a few thousand years. Maybe 20,000 years on the high end." Epoch is rubbing the back of her neck, turning a little red. Her errors extend people's lives or even end them too soon.

𝐄𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐡 [#𝟒𝟖𝟑]@tempuspillar.bsky.social · 2y ago

"I know that look. Don't be blaming me on your little extended lifespan. That is likely Xerneas. You have to live in my presence for years to get an extension... Or thrown into a Time Distortion."

Ona {#0786}@cruel-guardian.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Hmmm... I will definitely let kā--- I mean, Mr. Katsunosuke know that his son stopped by." Oh, she would be letting him know. Pieces of him may be found all over. "You, on the other hand, will have to come back for tea, yeah?"

Cҽɾʂҽι {#0962}@avisskybeauty.bsky.social · 2y ago

"THAT RAT!!! HOW DARE!!! DO I LOOK LIKE A DULL, IDIOTIC CREATURE TO YOU?!" It's a trap. It's a trap! Her wings fan out, ready to knock out the next person that offends her.

𝐄𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐡 [#𝟒𝟖𝟑]@tempuspillar.bsky.social · 2y ago

Epoch squints and leans in close. Straightens herself out and circles him a few times, pokes his cheek once. "I'm 6 billion years old and look like. You're looking pretty fresh and not like a corpse."

𝐄𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐡 [#𝟒𝟖𝟑]@tempuspillar.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Oh, I'm sure he is. Like I said, Time Distortions don't kill someone if done by me or Primal. It's True you need to worry about... Again... My sincerest apologies." Epoch bows low at the waist to show she is truly sorry. Unheard of for a Sinnoh deity.

Cҽɾʂҽι {#0962}@avisskybeauty.bsky.social · 2y ago

"I'M BEING COMPARED TO A PIDOVE?! THAT DULL CREATURE WITH DINGY, GREY FEATHERS! MINE ARE PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!!!" Local Patrat offends Bombirdier. Gets tossed off a cliff. More at 7.

Ona {#0786}@cruel-guardian.bsky.social · 2y ago

Her silence was deafening at this little piece of news. Maybe she would strangle Katsu later when he's sleeping. "Ah, I'll be sure to pass on a message to this, Mr. Katsunosuke when I see him. Tattooed, you say? Roses all over his body?" Ona was just confirming.

Ona {#0786}@cruel-guardian.bsky.social · 2y ago

"I don't trust outsiders, and you don't look like an islander to me." Her fingertips gave a gentle prod to the point of her hand dagger to check for sharpness. A bead of a green, sinister looking liquid oozed from it. "How about I give this man the message you are so desperate to give him?"

Ona {#0786}@cruel-guardian.bsky.social · 2y ago

Silence. Her expression darkens, and she sucks in her lower lip. The look in her eyes says to tread carefully with any words and movements made. "What if I have? Why do you want to know?" Her arms folded across her chest, clearly getting protective.

Ona {#0786}@cruel-guardian.bsky.social · 2y ago

"You're one to be talking. I could make you a gross crater, too. What are you doing here, human?" A minor threat at this moment. There is nothing to be worried about for now.

𝐄𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐡 [#𝟒𝟖𝟑]@tempuspillar.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Thanks, you're so kind," it was heavily marred with sarcasm. "I can find someone through Time Rifts and if they rip a hold in the fabric of Time. It leaves an imprint behind. Distortions... They are... Well, it is unstable and hard to trace."

𝐄𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐡 [#𝟒𝟖𝟑]@tempuspillar.bsky.social · 2y ago

"My apologies. I know I can be quite destructive when playing... Causing mischief or just being... Yeah. If he ended up in a Distortion, he did live. I unfortunately don't know where he ended up." She's rubbing the back of her neck awkwardly. It's true. Epoch didn't.

𝐄𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐡 [#𝟒𝟖𝟑]@tempuspillar.bsky.social · 2y ago

"I must have done something wrong to upset the family then, didn't I?" She looks down at him, chewing lightly on her knuckle. A nervous habit that the Time Dragon developed over the centuries. "Would your family be upset if you jogged my memory? Or no?"

Lucy@pokerangerlucerne.bsky.social · 2y ago

Going through ordeals together with Pokémon; that is a Ranger.