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You’re a good boy Melvin! Next time you come to see Gammy remind me to give you life savers. I bought the variety pack cause I know you like “all the flavors”

Oh my goodness, would you look at that! My grandson Melvin must have told you kids to follow, I love him so much. Almost 1000! How will I make that many cookies come Christmastime?

Thinking about giving Harold in 4C some yeast to help him RISE, wink wink

Baking for the yearly “Bakesale for Jesus” event at my church and I just found out Brenda Freeman is bringing her Christ Krispie Treats even though I signed up to make them first.

Post something random for the collective amusement.

CrazyMyra@outonthemoors.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Post something random for the collective amusement.

That’s one way to get a-head

Josh Mankiewicz@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Spoiler alert: his head was never recovered; prosecutors think she threw it out in the trash. His mom found what was left of the body. nypost.com/2025/11/07/u...

There are so many icy-hot covered gentlemen at this PT clinic

emceekayvee@emceekayvee.bsky.social · 9mo ago

There are so many hot guys at this open mic night

My poise pad slipped off my polyester underpants and I had a little accident at the church auction. The auctioneer mistook my squirming for bids and now I own a birdcage and 2 curios full of Precious Moments figurines!

Found an old Tampax and inserted it, just to feel something

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here, rubbing Aspercreme on my aching knees

There are so many hot guys at this potluck dinner

emceekayvee@emceekayvee.bsky.social · 9mo ago

There are so many hot guys at this open mic night

John made his famous sausage and peppers for the potluck tonight and I ate my fill. It was so long since I’ve had sausage, I skipped lunch so I had room

I’m just an old lady who is lucky enough to have a granddaughter (with the patience of a saint), willing to teach me how to post on here. So if I can remember to use Alt text, you should too

I bought the Birds Eye Tuscan Medley and when I emptied the package, it was all carrots and corn and I don’t know what’s Tuscan about that

I saw a picture of a pretty young girl on here today and before I could write her a message, my page changed and I have no idea where the picture went. Anyways if you are that lovely young woman who posted a picture, your hair would look so much better with a little trim

Ive been seeing this thing called “No Nut November,” and I just want to say “good luck” to whoever’s enforcing that. They’ll have to wrestle my cashews out of my cold, wrinkled hands.

I’m so bad, I stayed up late reading this page-turner and now I’m behind on errands! A good man can’t keep me up, but a good book? Always!

I hear Dick Cheney died and I’m only sorry he didn’t get a chance to take Mr. Trump hunting, Lord forgive me for saying

My daughter got me this fancy “Lume deodorant” and said I can use it everywhere. Well, I did. Now my armpits smell suspiciously like places that women keep private

I’m not “incontinent,” I just have early-onset urination. You come into this world wearing a diaper and apparently, thats how you go out

Remembering my good friend Phil who was the last of the men in his family. It’s a shame that there will be no more Fuchs

HEY ALEXER, ORDER ME SOME VAGISIL CREAM AND SOME SALLY HANSEN EMORY BOARDS

My great-granddaughter got new sneakers and told me to check out her "new drip." I told her if she has drips she should call a plumber! These kids think they know everything but I think my new shoes are smart looking.

Rhonda at the beauty shop said that “size matters” and I agree because I can’t even read the recipes on my phone unless it’s on the largest font setting

Running late to the 10 o’clock mass because I stayed up late watching a Hallmark movie. Apparently, a big city girl and a handsome hometown hero really can find love!

Esther’s in the hospital and asked me to bring her something to eat. She says the hospital food is testing her will to live. So, of course I took her something home made because we need her alive for our yearly bingo tournament.

I hate going to see Dr. McIntyre. Seems like I go in for one problem and I come out on seventeen different pills and a low-sodium-no-taste diet. At this rate, I need a pill organizer the size of a suitcase!

Roberta in 3b is so cheap, for Halloween last year she bought Necco wafers and passed them out like she was Father Connelly giving communion

HILDY JOHNSON TOLD ESTHER YORK THAT I USED THE STORE BRAND "MIRACLE WHIP" IN MY TUNA SALAD. I NEVER SAID A WORD WHEN SHE USED TURKEY INSTEAD OF BEEF IN HER "FAMOUS" CHILI