A pillar of the look like shit + feel like shit community
Maddie Machine
@theuglymachine.bsky.social
Rust Witch Blacksmithing and metal art Commission Inquiries: TheUglyMachine@Gmail.com Stickers, charms, and other random forged goods: https://ko-fi.com/theuglymachine
I want to do my hair in French braid pigtails for work but I don't have 7½ hours in the morning to do that
(muffled voice from inside a coffin) it's called dressing for the job you want
A game entirely designed to grief me, specifically :)
Creative Wronging@creativewronging.bsky.social · 14h agoJust ran my 3rd #Realis campaign session 🎲 The PCs once again got to interact with their employer; the most annoying NPC I've ever created- who they love to hate & I love to RP They then traveled to a formerly prominent university Moon, now Cultist base, run by a dark, sleazy professor #TTRPG
When I started these they kept looking too pristine and pretty and not meeting the "wasteland" request, my strategy evolved into using the wrong hammer and the wrong side of the hammer for every task. Y'all don't know how much it hurts to intentionally leave hammer marks on finished products
Maddie Machine@theuglymachine.bsky.social · 2d agoA set of wasteland surgical tools for @nuclearmu5hroom.bsky.social
I'm wearing work pants with a gusset today, which not only allows me the flexibility to do my splits and high kicks I'm known for but they make a flapping noise like those big american flags outside truck stops whenever I walk anywhere
dirty mirror selfie or does she just have little dots of toothpaste all over her outfit
getting noticed in my 𝐖𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝘜𝘭𝘵𝘳𝘢-𝘋𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘺™ 𝓂𝑒𝓃'𝓈 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓉 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓀 𝓅𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈
The haiku on my green tea bottle is incorrect and now my day is ruined
You truly can’t predict the ratio of effort to payoff when it comes to art posts
My main guiding principal given to me by Mush was "they need to look like they will always give you sepsis"
Maddie Machine@theuglymachine.bsky.social · 2d agoA set of wasteland surgical tools for @nuclearmu5hroom.bsky.social
My main guiding principal given to me by Mush was "they need to look like they will always give you sepsis"
Maddie Machine@theuglymachine.bsky.social · 2d agoA set of wasteland surgical tools for @nuclearmu5hroom.bsky.social
If yall heard something just now it was me yodeling from miles and miles away. Words dont do them justice, I am thrilled beyond them. Theyre perfect and exactly how i imagined. The true centerpiece of my Wasteland Weekend kit, thank you so much for these glorious tools, theyre beautiful!!!! 🖤🫶
Maddie Machine@theuglymachine.bsky.social · 2d agoA set of wasteland surgical tools for @nuclearmu5hroom.bsky.social
prayers and offerings in the bowl it's time to work
these thorns are hand filed and are extremely sharp because it wouldn't be a piece of my art if it wasn't dangerous to simply have around
Maddie Machine@theuglymachine.bsky.social · last yr.Say hello to the Black Thorn Chime
Incredibly messy bun aside, turns out it's really difficult to take a good picture of the back of your own head
I need to be like my briars. Full of life and growth and things to share but also the firmest of boundaries around what matters
How a fancy restaurant decorates a giant plate with a .5oz piece of meat and a single carrot on it
Maggie Emmett@magicpoet01.bsky.social · 4d agoThe Spanish dancer (Hexabranchus sanguineus) is a large, vibrant red sea slug that swims by rippling its body like a flamenco skirt, stores toxic chemicals from its sponge diet for defense, and grows up to 60 or 90 centimeters long. Photograph from Coral Bay in Western Australia
