I've eaten 60 dino nuggets this week. I will soon become a Stegosaurus.

Congrats East Portugal!

Mads Mikkelsen and the Swiss!

Big Jarvy mail day for your boy! 🖤❤️

OMG I ALMOST FUCKING NAILED IT 😂😂😂

NHL (Bot)@notnhl.bsky.social · last mo.

Jordan Martinook was ready to announce the /Canes selection with the 31st overall pick... Until they traded out of the selection 😅 #NHLDraft

SHOCKING TO NO ONE!

I need an absolutely hammered Jordan Martinook to come out and make the Canes pick

Omg the Cape Verde kits with the sharks on them are incredible.

Boy oh boy the Sox are fucking embarrassing

My view of the festivities 🖤❤️

Now to just sit on this ledge for the next 2 and a half hours.

So apparently I should have gotten here at 4am...

Raleigh I'm in you!

See you soon Caniacs 🖤❤️

So uh when parade? Cause I gotta 10+ hour commute ahead of me 😅

STANLEY CUP CHAMPION SETH JARVIS

Handing it off to Freddie 🥹

STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS 🥹❤️🖤

IT'S HAPPENING

Oh it's starting to set it now...

Thank you Mr. Crossbar

Hello nausea my old friend

20 more minutes. That's it.

Thank you Blaker!!!!

I need an insurance goal like I need air

BUS!!!

Good start!

ONE FUCKING MORE

YEAH SVECH X2

YEAH FISH!!!