New Behold the Arctopus just dropped

Hail Sagan ™️@hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 3h ago

PERFORMANCE SPANDEX GOAT TUBE!!!!!!!!!

This tabby mashup is blowing my mind FYI - her name is tomato and she loves Flaming Hots

Popping meds straight out the pill strip like a Pez dispenser

I want to be a

since it's BC Friday, I've put the vinyl for Enough Is A Myth on sale for $30 (it's normally $38) so if you've been waiting to pick it up, now is the time!

enough is a myth, by Everson Poe

6 track album

eversonpoe.bandcamp.com

New vape idea - it’s called a “Greek Bar” and the flavor is gyros

Despite his best efforts, I met this little buddy Evolution is so cool

Ok, I’ll play Faith No More, my beloved: Mark Bowen Anne’s Song Woodpecker From Mars Caffeine Ricochet Pristina Motherfucker

stim possible@jessespector.com · last wk.

here’s a little game… pick a band/artist, and name your top however many songs you can do, limited to one per album

"We're making Black Metal inspired by HP" "oh, Lovecraft?" "no 🙂"

bayou blastbeats@bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · last wk.

I quit liking all black metal just a second ago

Holy shit Gary Glitter looks like he could be the villain in a Queensryche album

Foreman: “You got my hi vis?” Worker: “Sure do boss, real fuckin Jump in the Fire just like you asked”

Amazing lineup playing at the hotel that was the inspiration for the Overlook Hotel in The Shining. It is expensive, but if you pay with a credit card and then freeze to death in the hedge maze afterward it’s free!

Other parents: “Does your daughter like to play with Barbies?” Me: “…yeah sort of.”

This is one of the sickest drum grooves ever

Paulie Walnuts in Hell: “Ay Tone, on my mudda, my unda shirt’s made a worms!”

This song is about cleaning your car when you have three kids

The 9 stages of getting into black metal: 1. This fucking sucks 2. lol is this a joke 3. This is so stupid 4. This is so stupid (complimentary) 5. This riff is actually sick 6. *plays album again* 7. *plays album 5 times in a row* 8. *Looks up Burzum on Metal Archives* 9.

Mr Owl (Wizard) Jolly Green Giant (Druid) Kool-Aid Man (Barbarian) The Noid (Rogue) [swap him for Little Caesar if he has Sentinel and Polearm Mastery]

Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2w ago

Things aren't great, let's have some fun

As one of the “metal cucks” in question, he’s right about this making me cry 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Joe Thrashnkill@joethrashnkill.bsky.social · 2w ago

I do not think Jon understands how metal fans felt watching him get locked up for Jan 6 and turned out as an informant on all his friends. It was a collective emotion, for sure, but I dont think it was sadness or anger.

Never thought I’d be a ring guy but then again nobody told me they make them this fucking ridiculous

Queen shit

If white people can’t dance then how do you explain this

Mikonay Cartoon Character

ALT: Mikonay Cartoon Character

static.klipy.com

I read this as “live long and fuck whoever you want” and I was like hell yeah

C-3PeOr@c3peor.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Live long and however the fuck you want 🖖 #startrek #wallpaper 📱

In case you ever wanted to hear death metal vocals through a harmonica

Cutting off your dick to spite your balls

Necromancers be like

NEWT | Steve@neastwizardtyrant.bsky.social · 3w ago

Yesssss Miasme spreading!!

It is objectively awful that Mario from Gojira couldn’t travel to the U.S. because of immigration issues It is objectively hilarious that a drummer named Mario was replaced by a drummer named Luigi

So that tiny desk concert reminded me of how good this song is (and how out of character for the band). What other bands sound like this? Sort of like what, post-punk mixed with extreme metal? I’m familiar with Shane’s project in this vein, Tronos, but what else?

Canadian wildfire smoke in Chicago is currently fucking bananas, it smells like a goddamn ashtray out here

LOL