virtue van's in the shop babe we're drifting in the silvix tonight

welcome to the tampa thunderdome (enhanced with adrenaline vision)

this is how giving somebody the last word works

First Wordle Problems@fwordleproblems.bsky.social · last wk.

Oh I mute EVERYONE like that IMMEDIATELY. I’m not here for debate club. It’s hit-and-run. Deliver my towering denunciation or mean little insult and vanish in a puff of smoke. They won’t ever get the last word ever lol.

tom nichols style yeast infection quality pussy behavior hours up in here apparently

my biggest criticism of woke 1 is that louis ck should only be doing comedy shows in hell these days

just remember if you’re good enough at driving cars on your computer you could realistically have the opportunity to divebomb professional F1 drivers at your favorite racetracks

hey, aren’t you that pedophile?

Tom Nichols@radiofreetom.bsky.social · 2w ago

Other than @dicknixon.bsky.social I have never worked for a Republican or Democratic administration

supras in the shop babe im swinging by in the three kingdoms righteousness van tonite

the narrative behind this is good too since this particular spin out was because i tried some cowboy shit to shave off some more time on a race i was already far enough ahead on that i could have just stuck to doing the turns how i knew them

𝑱𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑭𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹@thewall69.bsky.social · 2w ago

PERFECTLY_BALANCED

PERFECTLY_BALANCED

the only acceptable form of gambling happens around a smoky table in a saloon and if you cheat somebody shoots you to death with a gun in front of everyone

i read this all the way to the end and when i hit the last line my brain did an overflow error and i sat here for a solid 30 second staring at my phone while imagining the flatline tone that plays when you die in half life

Chuuni B. Jones@sunhatzhenya.bsky.social · 2w ago

was made aware of a new machine gun kelly single against my will and these might be the worst bars ive ever seen

posters madness

Will Stancil@whstancil.bsky.social · 2w ago

Since people are still relentlessly abusing me over this, here’s why the so-called “boots theory” doesn’t make any sense. First, what is it? Some people have suggested I haven’t done the background reading, but it’s not a deep idea. It’s from a passage that’s four sentences long.

hey, aren’t you that pedophile?

Tom Nichols@radiofreetom.bsky.social · 3w ago

I think it’s a remarkably stupid thing for a political candidate to say. This is not the first time people have pointed out Vance’s hypocrisy on this issue, but to pull his children into it and say that you somehow know what’s in Vance’s mind about his own kids is over the line.

Guys are always looking to have a ROMANCE with THREE KINK DOMS but you never see them reading the ROMANCE OF THE THREE KINGDOMS. Like bro you're worrying about the wrong Jin (jean) conquest

every single person needs to come to terms with the fact that they have childishly obvious bigass roll pillar sized blind spots in their worldview so that when you get called out you can respond gracefully instead of whatever this is

Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 3w ago

This may be true of others but I actually got express permission from the trans community to keep NYT games and recipes. I also have a news subscription, which is arguably worse, so I had to specifically send in a written request. Took 30 days but I got approved.

car livery design by humans, about humans

will stancil is an easily manipulable rube who is on a constant mission to locate the one clearly-obfuscating chart that will finally vindicate his transmisogyny and he takes a lot of issue with the fact that you think he’s a rube

Will Stancil@whstancil.bsky.social · 3w ago

Really wish the "get in the locker, nerd" style of leftism would die

this is a crank opinion but i think that the way that roads are constructed here in the free state of Florida to be banked toward the outsides for flood control reasons also has the effect of making every single driver here insane by constantly having to re-orient their car within the lines

as opposed to real michiganders who don’t make fun of michigan ever

Howard Mortman@howardmortman.bsky.social · 4w ago

"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens

that was the wrap. the courts couldn’t rule in Acme’s favor legitimately so they took out the clients. first they deported the coyote’s wife. they said he shot himself out of grief after the fact and the news articles had a field day that an Acme gun finally worked for the poor son of a bitch

there are few mantras in history that hold as much cleansing truth as “if I gotta brown-nose for some gold then I’d rather be a bum than a motherfucking baller”

Steven Santos@stevensantos.bsky.social · 4w ago

Guess who had the integrity not to accept $1 million to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival last year?

i love playing a video game only if my controller has a lot of handwritten warning labels taped to it saying “I WILL BREAK YOUR HAND”

𝑱𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑭𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹@thewall69.bsky.social · last mo.

zohran mamdani is the left’s answer to inauthentic politics. like from the moment he was sworn in he has 100% just been the mayor of New York. if you asked me what he likes, i would say New York City. what does he do? he’s the mayor of New York City. does he have hobbies? mayor.

*weird nerd in 1500s china voice* no. no. that’s not how it happened. this is woke bullshit kongming wasnt even there dude.

𝑱𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑭𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹@thewall69.bsky.social · last mo.

those guys going on about the odyssey movie are going to freak the fuck out when they hear about dynasty warriors

those guys going on about the odyssey movie are going to freak the fuck out when they hear about dynasty warriors

props to my dad for teaching me how to drive on an MR2. once you have faced down the reaper in a snap oversteer correction on an icy road at 16, all of life is immortality.

it’s called “government ass.” it’s the ass that sat in your work issued seat and made it smell that way and there is not a thing in the whole entire world you can do to get rid of it