Scott Allen

@theweaseltimeline.bsky.social

🎓 Grad Prof | MBA | 🐶 Dog Enthusiast ⚽ EPL & Sounders Fan | 🌲 PNW Local 💍 Married | 🛑 Resister | 💻Simulationist | 🥖🎪Pro-Bread & Circuses but Anti-Fascism | Was hoping to meet for drinks but looks like we might need to Red Dawn this 🚫 No DMs.

Breaking: Geneticist unlocks key to a baby dinosaur in every household. Business deliver a dinosaur baby to 80% of humans. People love baby dinosaurs Geneticists warn that the baby dinosaurs are growing faster than expected and will eat us all. Then state we should probably not have baby dinosaurs.