The Wise Saltine
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I make garbage videos on my computer
>named “Bucket” >most likely designed from the ground up to sell popcorn buckets
First look at Bucket in Disney Animation’s next original film ‘HEXED’ (📸: DrewDisneyDude | Twitter/X)
as a reminder this game will only glitch out or act strange if it detects you have an unpure heart
Clean up Isle Delfino and track down the culprit responsible for making a mess in Super Mario Sunshine, available now on Nintendo Switch 2 with GameCube - Nintendo Classics for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members.
At any moment Warren Beatty can descend from the heavens in a yellow trench coat and make it all our problem
Me when I can't fucking fathom the idea of working on a movie that isn't set in the 50s or the future as depicted by the 50s
‘INCREDIBLES 3’ will not age up the family. “People just keep thinking that aging them up is going to make them somehow hipper or cooler, or more like them, and it’s like no, it won’t,” says Brad Bird. (via thedirect.com/article/incr...)
This only makes me imagine Speilberg watching some "Analogue Horror EXPLAINED" film theory video, and that is very funny to me.
A movie based on ‘THE MANDELA CATALOGUE’ YouTube series is in the works. Alex Kister will direct the film based on his YouTube series with Steven Spielberg set to produce. (Source: Deadline)
With the announcement of the Doctor Who Christmas special being cancelled, that’s it. I’m calling it. It’s time for emergency procedures. Now’s the time to bring back Doctor In Distress
you know a movie's fucked financially when it gets a promotional menu at denny's
Very interesting how most of the stuff I've seen the America 250 logo slapped on are stuff for making burgers and burger paraphernalia. Truly a land of burger.
It's Summer Game Fest season, so get ready to see the "Focus M" video referenced and reposted a lot
They don't want you to know this, but if you have enough time you can imagine movies that don't exist in your brain. Some of them are pretty good.
The best part about watching movies for the first time is recognising lines you've heard spliced into YouTube Poops
30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.
Sometimes I'll wake up from a dream and think "Wow, the set design was really good in that one. I'm glad they didn't just green screen everything"
Starfleet Academy had some aspects that worked, a couple of nice episodes, but from even the pilot the writing was on the wall. Star Trek in general is in this weird place right now where everyone knows what it is, but anything released after 2009 has been entirely ignored by the general public.
I know they got armatures inside of them and all, but I really wanna see what Wallace and gromit would look like if you smashed their little clay bodies with a mallet, like what would that look like
This has the visual style of a fan film and more plot threads than Spider-Man 3 (complimentary)
The first trailer for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ has been released. In theaters on July 31.
Timothy Chalamet seems like kind of an annoying guy, but every post I see about this stupid-ass, manufactured opera/ballet controversy gives me the same vibe as this image