"So does this mean there's a chance of having Emma Frost's big fake tits in my face, or..."
Felicia Hardy
@theyactasballast.bsky.social
thief, investigator, hedonist, bombshell of bombshell, absolute size queen, the list goes on. . . NSFW RP, 18+ only. Writer owns nothing
If you can hear any clapping at all, it's because she let you.
“That explains the clapping sound”
Being a bad bitch with gigantic juggs, a fat pussy and a fatter ass is tough, but someone's gotta do it.
Takes a swig from a bottle of wine as she looks over the absolute mess she's made of her bedroom in the last few days. Seriously, you could drown someone in her sheets alone!
Maybe it's the ovulation talking (which is a whole new level of hell unto itself). But good lord, Beta Ray Bill can 𝙂𝙀𝙏. 𝙄𝙏.
Nothing like a bit of larceny to get the juices flowing.
Honestly, that might be underselling things juuuuust a tad.
The sort of thing certain people would absolutely have in their camera roll.
"At this point? It's probably best not to bother trying to keep count."
Wonder how many guards were dumbfounded by those tits before you knocked them out?
/my mind is in the gutter, but so is my motivation!
This doesn't even begin to get into her skill or flexibility. She could have been a gold medalist in gymnastics a few times over if things panned out differently.
Since it's National Black Cat day and all...
Guaranteed to break Spider-Man. No one does it quite like her. #SeductiveSunday
/me trying to take note of the things i owe on my gals so i can EVENTUALLY get to them
/Felicia "Speeds through Foxy Floodgates loudly singing along to a song about how she fucks your girlfriend better than you" Hardy. #FeliciaGetsTheJobDone
"Being an absolute baddie is a full time job, it turns out. But someone's gotta do it."
/sorry all, enthusiasm hasn't really been there for any of my gals lately. on MY part, i should clarify.
Let's start with that smile and go from there, yeah?