reminder my old boss told me he was hiring “less enthusiastic people to balance out the hard workers” and expected me to split tips with them 😂😂😂 im pissin myself LMAO

i really don’t think anyone played Skyrim for the switch before they released it as is Bethesda tradition

I’ll never forgive the Grey’s Anatomy writers for giving us a wlw Teddy after Cristina left. GIVE US CRISTINA WITH A WOMAN (TEDDY)

man I thought I hated Otto Hightower but I’d take 20 of him instead of Ormund 😤

DREAMFYRE IS GLORIOUS

alys sighing and saying “idiot” is all of us when a man doesn’t listen to us and the exact thing that we said was gonna happen happened

Baela such a baddie she’s got both the Hull brothers pining for her same too

what is the writer’s obsession with making men want to fuck their mothers in #houseofthedragon

t minus 3 days til im done w this current position of a man (derogatory) thinking he knows better than me despite me being the lead + being there 7 months longer than him, but okie dokie, choose the useless one 💚 im going to work with plants now LMAO

my tv stopping working on house of the dragon night is actually so molliephobic

when folks with bad makeup are mean, i just wonder where they got the confidence

how to rise above and hold my tongue

if you’re one of the ppl that goes into a store you’ve never been in 10 mins til close literally D I E

you disgusting ass men need to stop lifting up your shirts to wipe off your face because it’s hot. do what women do, wipe it on your sleeve or fuck off. i don’t need to see all dat 🤢

gave the hot regular who looks like Noah Wyle my number today bc im leavin on the 5th to a different department MOMMY SHOT HER SHOT AND YOU BETTER BE PROUD

MAMA IS GETTIN HER WEEKENDS BACK AYYYYYYYY

Every time I see "information about AI" above an Instagram post

it really is sad not having anyone even try to like rave culture in my family bc i try to share things with them and my dad just hates. like y’all wonder why i shut down. it’s bc you complain and bitch and act like im an inconvenience when i show you things.

went up to a guy to compliment his magikarp shirt and his girl said “i was just abt to compliment your shirt!!” and omg new besties ILYSM 🥰

ive applied for a new position at the company i work for that would give me a lil more free time and a lot less exhaustion so maybe I’ll write this into a fanfic, haven’t written (actually written) for years, but i did think up a smut scene today that had me quivering LMAO

mollie ollie oxen free@theydusa.online · last wk.

mark my words if Rhaenyra had only women as dragonriders she’d have taken the throne so easily lmao

me every time Hugh or Ulf talk

The Rock Says Shut Up Bitch

Alt: The Rock Says Shut Up Bitch

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ulf and hugh are the definition of nothing will ever be enough bc they literally ride dragons and they’re like “awwww woe is me” type shit. like bruh, take down the enemy, and you’ll live lavishly. go out and find the treasure on your rideable nuke. but yeah keep ignoring your queen you fuckfaces

also good job google ai with keeping sponsored businesses on the top when i specifically click “OPEN NOW” but yeah tell me the cucks that open Tuesday at 10 am you fuckface

mollie ollie oxen free@theydusa.online · last wk.

girl like 3 massage therapy places haven’t answered the phone when i have tried calling today and like can you just. do better. im in so much pain. i just want it to stop.

girl like 3 massage therapy places haven’t answered the phone when i have tried calling today and like can you just. do better. im in so much pain. i just want it to stop.

Netflix sees me watching Grey’s Anatomy for the 20th time and they’re like “hey come watch these 4 episodes of this cancelled show!” no 😤

i can’t stand when people try to police how i speak and it just happened and i hate it and i was already in a cunt ass mood bc of work and now this so thnxxxxxxxxx im SO happy i am alive

sabrina carpenter was so right for writing manchild lmfao bc i should be making babysitting fee money constantly with these fuckin men i gotta coddle like they came from my womb

hey I had a very bad day at work so can you like send me a cute pic or smth or a funny meme or a joke or smth bc like im bawlin plus i bled through my jeans

trying to go through a website’s pictures and they constantly have pop ups telling you “omf you get this percentage off!!! enter your email!” makes me so irrationally angry. like i won’t shop your stupid site. can we not have constant pop ups begging for our information

crumbl only has thins this week. do they want to go out of business or smth what is this fuckery