MINESARDONIC.
@theygotdoomonthis.bsky.social
Despite the profile picture, this is a Frickbears OC! Inspired by holly. Written by Vivian! Pfp by: TamaCorp! "I DO IT CUZ' I LIKE IT AND I LIKE IT CUZ' IT'S MINE!"
i'm gonna be honest seeing a plush visibly cringe has gotta be one of the most horrifying things i've ever seen before and i've seen bees
Fredbear!@2much2bear.bsky.social · 3mo ago[ actually cringing realizing other people reposted the quote and it's not just him reading it and having it hit something deep in the stuffing ]
[Takes one (1) {I} bottle of Pepsi out of the fridge in the break room, proceeds to pour it into a Color Cafe mug, it's only large enough for half the bottle]
[Horror.] I gotta make some calls, there's something wrong if the rotting corpse is more flexible than me.
𝐓𝗛𝗘 𝐒𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗣@salvagedrage.bsky.social · 3mo ago//I'm realizing now that if I made Alice meaner it would just be the But Really Really Fast Red/Gold Guard
I passed out for 3 days when I went in there NEVER AGAIN
i wonder who could've done that. (it was me) (this is called, "dramatic irony")
OHHHHHHHHH well why'd he have a problem, wouldn't he enjoy more mice
mary s.@rcttedout.bsky.social · 3mo agoMouse
- If you don't dyke this place up, who will? - You're right! [ MISSION: DYKE THIS PLACE UP! ]
i've never seen those men a day in my LIFE who was that????
THE WHITE RABBIT.@no-good-deed.bsky.social · 4mo agoExactly! Come on, you should be used to it by now! They're a staple of Freddy's!
someone please buy me a drink i'm broke my usual order is just pepsi with sour skittles in it, it shouldn't cost too much
//for context on the last post if you don't know SSM is the max mode for FNATI but dumb, and it is ranked #15 on the Max Mode List
so uhh the boss sent me out to scout other locations [Not Freddys or Frickbears] so we have more for backdoor trading and
//also i gotta say that if Alice ever found out what happened to Mary in canon she would be as nice as possible about it because you know Watching Two People Die at the Ripe Age of Seven isn't really the greatest
[NC] playing through the fnac but better series and holy shit mary is this why you smoke????
when did they install free papa's pizzaria to the back of the office
so i just got jumped by one of those Endo-Roamers i lost 5 dollars and i was gonna get you guys icecream after so, now that i'm 5 dollars less i'm gonna have to pick which to shoot. give me a reason why you deserve the icecream [and also your flavor i don't know shit about you guys and ice cream]
the weeeevil on the steeeeeple is found among the peeeeeeople
worked for me last time that's how i got a web browser on the camera monitor
withered quote bot@fatecalls.bsky.social · 4mo ago>[Raise Clearance Level] ERROR: UNAUTHORIZED USER You really thought that was gonna work dummy? Get off of the terminal before you kill us all.
