I’m going back to bed if anyone wants to come along

Just got done pitching the tent #fcf

It was a hard day at work but at least I have a hard evening ahead #mcm

My cursed and problematic horoscope notwithstanding, this is all a bit too yellow for my taste

There’s nothing better than getting naked after a long day in this heat, anyone fancy a sniff? #scs #pits #sweaty

A sweaty wank to kick the day off 💦 #fcf #fatcockfriday

Trying to have an afternoon nap but as usual *someone* has other ideas #fcf #fatcockfriday

Beating the heat while beating my meat (it’s a delicate balance) #fcf #fatcockfriday

Far too early to be up at this hour of a Sunday morning

Suck my cock? I’ll be happy to return the favour #fcf #fatcockfriday

Waving hello on fat cock Friday (the polite thing to do would be to wave back) #fcf #cock #morningwood

You can take it, buddy; just remember to breathe #fcf #fatcockfriday

Morning, wood! #fcf #fatcockfriday

A new mirror is really just an opportunity to take nudes in a new location #fcf #fatcockfriday

How are we celebrating fat cock Friday today lads? #fcf

Any game can be two-player if there’s a second joystick in the mix #humpday

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Cum dumpster? I hardly know ‘er! …anyway someone ought to be putting this ass to work this evening #humpday

You should be sucking this right now. #cock #fcf #fatcockfriday

A little sunburned today despite my best efforts but that’s what a siesta is for 🌞

I may have skipped #fcf but I’ll be gosh darned if I miss out on a #scs into the bargain! (Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain)

Alright who's getting bent over this counter? #fcf

It’s a beautiful sunny #fcf morning! (I went straight back to bed after taking this) #fatcockfriday

A boy and his boner, monochrome edition #mcm

Nothing like waking up in your own bed after a few days away #morningwood

Is it still #fcf ? As though I really need an excuse to show off my bellend 😬

A little (well, not that little, excuse me) pre-shower #fcf

Banishing the Sunday scaries one stroke at a time

The precum is flowing. #gay #gayirish #cock #nsfw

Another fat cock Friday is upon us and yet sadly no one is upon my fat cock #fcf