feels like as a society we have really overdone the "putting extra protein in everything" trend (except your mom, I'd definitely some extra protein in her)
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Not an official account of anything or anyone other than a guy who never learned when to shut his mouth. You'll Never Walk Alone.
sincerely: has there ever been anything close to this assemblage of weirdos in the history of American politics
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 21h agoOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
Every so often I'll type something into the psychological damage machine in my pocket that breaks containment and starts dealing psychological damage. Foolish.
I Don'T Know What I Expected - Arrested Development
Alt: I Don'T Know What I Expected - Arrested Development
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Is it me or did the Capital One affair not really break through On Here Another day, another scandal that would have tanked basically any other presidency
Hold on, I've got something for this.
@thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 2d agoYou might read this and think to yourself, "boy, he really doesn't like VMI." And you would be correct, I have nothing good to say about that dogshit racist clownshoes institution. VMI produced the worst two people I ever met in uniform, both of whom, in a just world, would be in prison.
Amazing that the universe concentrated 100% of the talent and virtue of all VMI grads into one man: George Catlett Marshall, Jr. Not a single grad worth a shit before or after him
Zach Dorfman@zachsdorfman.bsky.social · 2d agoContinuing my Korean War/Halberstam posting: It’s hard to convey how malignant Douglas MacArthur was, how anti-democratic, what a persistent threat to civil-military relations. Conversely, George Marshall was a man of towering integrity and wisdom.
On the one hand, you've got a dipshit bigot role player in the news for anti-trans comments. On the other, you've got multi-championship and MVP winner A'ja Wilson making pride cakes for her gay teammates every year during pride month I know who I'd want as the face of the league if I was Engelbert
@thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 3d agoCunningham averages 9.5 points and 2 assists per game, the only reason she has a platform for her bigoted "truths" is that she's conventially pretty and has a vastly more famous and talent teammate She's got the exact same stat line as Corey Kispert for fucks sake
Cunningham averages 9.5 points and 2 assists per game, the only reason she has a platform for her bigoted "truths" is that she's conventially pretty and has a vastly more famous and talent teammate She's got the exact same stat line as Corey Kispert for fucks sake
The Athletic@theathletic.com · 4d agoSpeaking for the first time since ralliers began assembling in support of her stance against transgender participation in women’s sports, Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham said this was an opportunity for the WNBA to uphold its values of diversity and inclusion. nyti.ms/4fHr4Qn
All of this to say, I am going to do some damage to a particular restaurant in Baltimore tonight and I cannot wait
@thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 4d agoIf you book a reservation at a restaurant for Date Night and are very excited to eat a ton of exotic foodstuffs, my recommendation is to extend Date Night over two days so you can get laid on one night and eat like a glutton the following evening
If you book a reservation at a restaurant for Date Night and are very excited to eat a ton of exotic foodstuffs, my recommendation is to extend Date Night over two days so you can get laid on one night and eat like a glutton the following evening
G.I. Joe: Knowing Is Half The Battle
Alt: G.I. Joe: Knowing Is Half The Battle
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now we gotta stand guard for 90min just in case
@thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 5d agojust had to wrestle a frog out of my dog's mouth while drunk, cant say I recommend the experience
just had to wrestle a frog out of my dog's mouth while drunk, cant say I recommend the experience
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes do better versions of the songs they cover than most of the original artists fight me motherfuckers
lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d agoPost your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
Getting drunk and watching Silo as is my right as a free American
I bought a year subscription to Claude to tinker with it. I told the model to not use first person pronouns and to refer to itself as "the model." The model constantly fails to comply with this simple directive.
Kotaku@kotaku.com · 5d agoYouTuber Hank Green Admits He Has Unhealthy Relationship With AI After Facing Backlash Over Recent Video 'The level of dopamine I've been getting from interacting with LLMs is not healthy for me,' said Green
The location of the many thousands of valuables looted by the Nazis, including those stolen from my family
G. Willow Wilson@gwillow.me · 6d agoWhat's your personal great white whale of an unsolved mystery? The thing you desperately hope is solved before you die because you need to know the answer? Mine is the Isabella Stewart Gardener Museum heist. Where the hell are the Rembrandts. I need the full story
beware when bayonets should learn to think - napoleon (allegedly)
Unnamed Democrat.bsky.social@unnameddemocrat.bsky.social · 5d agoMore than a hundred years ago...
Do folks who wear Oura, USMA, and wedding rings on the same hand realize that they are out here looking like Captain Jack Sparrow or what
Literally had a convo today with a buddy about a coworker we worked with years ago who we referred to as "skin suit" because...well he looked like a guy who would have a suit made of skin My buddy goes "you ever wonder what people are into? Bet ol skin suit was into some weird shit"
@thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 6d agowould
Tim Robbins turns to ayahuasca after feeling 'consumed by anger' over receiving mushrooms on a delivery pizza when he SPECIFICALLY asked for no mushrooms
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 6d agolol
@davidjroth.bsky.social @drewmagary.bsky.social re: jersey burning, I think Luis Figo (aka Soccer Judas) has to be up there on the list
