Thinkwert
@thinkwert.bsky.social
The tygers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction, while the spiders of math are wiser at the courses of deduction.
Me: “There's a land that's fair and bright Where the handouts grow on bushes And you sleep out every night Where the boxcars all are empty And the sun shines every day On the birds and the bees and the cigarette trees The lemonade springs, where the bluebird sings” my barber: "say no more fam"
AYE WOOD WALK FAYVE HANDRED MAYLES AND AYE WOOD WALK FAYVE HANDRED MORE JEST TA BE THE ONE WHO WALKED A THOUSIN MAYLES TA VEG RIGHT THROUGH YA DOOR
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