All at the Cure in Wythenshawe Park tonight aren’t we
Thought they were out of the “crazy for berries” phase but didn’t realise that the nephews have entered a new era of having to be physically restrained from eating a kilo of dates each before lunchtime
Drunk off orange wine and made a “Burnham’s Britain” joke about being ID’d for pizza in the Co-op. Did not land. 📍 Warrington
Just cracking open a cold one (pondlife iced coffee from Turkey teeth cafe)
Looking after the boys by myself today for the first time. Not being funny but how the fuck is it only 11.00am. Love them though!
The Samaritans guidelines are good, actually, and as ever some left-wing people have gone fucking insane.
Looking at my old Wordpress and wondering if I ever actually planned to publish a piece called “Give something to America: Teenage sexual politics and memories of the Cold War in Grease 2”
ADHD might be real but the explosion in diagnoses and overprescription of amphetamines is obviously problematic. At what point did the left suddenly concede to this smol beanification
Olivia Rodrigo Lego is “14+”. Woke nonsense. Will be giving that record player and stage scene to my little nephews on Thurs and we’re going to have a great time
Phoebe’s opening gambit of three excellent albums — no one’s done emos this much of a solid since My Chemical Romance
Flying Rodent: Yes. This is just like in Line of Duty, a documentary I watched,
Phoebe Bridgers was spectacular and the no devices rule was wonderful. My only minor gripe is that I had no way of telling the time (apparently my watch was an opsec risk and had to go in the pouch). What the hell is the time
Imagining the nightmare of working in a pub and being named Angela
Can someone please tell Phoebe Bridgers that when I yelled “fuck Roe v Wade!” at one of her Brixton shows in 2021, I meant the other thing.
The difference between a Marlboro Red and a Marlboro Gold is that a red is the most experientially faithful to the nature of putting something on fire in your mouth
Got the alert and my hungry ass thought it was our buzzer going off to collect the pizza we ordered
There’s a middle-aged greasy-looking couple basically simulating sex in the atrium at Cribbs Causeway. Come on man it’s too hot for this, please go home
Is anyone else closely following the Reddit nightmare of the guy in Camden whose rented flat is currently falling down
Does anyone else hate the constant repetition of “this” on this part of the Netflix UI? Ever heard of elegant variation, you stupid fucks?
Loveee talking about life and critical illness insurance with my close friend who calls me often (advisor at L&C)
A non-lethal train derailment must feel so good if you’re a bit bored and no one’s majorly injured. Some of the guys standing on top of the carriages look like they’re having the besttttt time
The “If you love me so much, then why’d you let me go?” breakdown in Guilt Trip is so haunting, lyrically and sonically. Still bowls me over every time
Asking ChatGPT whether I’m the most fuckable person at the big Sainsbury’s
To everyone getting A-levels results today - well done for doing them later in life. Learning never stops!
So excited to have a mortgage with a normal bank now H has a salaried job. When he was a PhD student we were with the West Brom out of necessity and you could only find out key information from them over the phone during a window of about three hours a week
Our blue car failed its MOT and their rationale was “the handbrake is broken”. Not a problem if you park in gear on a flat surface? But oh I’m suuuure that’ll be £500 to fix won’t it
[Kurt Cobain if he were a Romantic painter voice] HAY! WAIN!