hat oh-so obvious Jim Crow-esque minstrel costume went through MULTIPLE LEVELS OF APPROVAL before it hit the shelves, but y’all expect us to believe that you “got this wrong”? Get fucked, @target. Keep your fuckass apology.

IT’S HERE! Monkey Wrench is officially on Netflix! I voice Disco Head in this bonkers indie animated series. The first month REALLY matters, so please watch, share, and spread the word! Go watch Monkey Wrench! Thank you!😊 #MonkeyWrench #IndieAnimation

Another bullshit verdict. I’m so fucking exhausted with this shit.

LA, you’ve done me proud. Now then, can someone tell Spencer Pratt to fuck all the way off out of Cali? Thaaaaaannnks.

Apparently, today was Wake & Bake Monday, and nobody told me, because I made it up. Welp... 💨💨💨😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

Just a short announcement to let y’all know that Scott Jennings is a smug, condescending twat-waffle who can’t handle getting intellectually dog-walked. What a PAB. That is all. Have a good night!

Soooooo, y’all Blue MAGA folks are back to blaming the left for this voting rights issue instead of blaming the literal people in power, huh? Yeah, somehow it’s always the left’s fault that Biden and congressional Dems didn’t even pretend to put up a fight for this. SMH

As an avid fitness guy, I say this to my fellow gym goers: Please don’t be this guy. Don’t make the gym your ENTIRE personality. It’s so cringe. 😬 . #disneyland #alphadad #whytho #cringe #reaction

I mean, 4/20’s nice, but… kinda seems odd to still have a plethora of black & brown people still in jail for weed. JS

Yooooooo… What in the Hills Have Eyes is this??? Imagine looking like THIS, and calling yourself “god’s chosen people”. TF???

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Loneliness sucks, and Memes don’t help. That’s it. That’s the caption. My first comedy special, Philosophy & Pasta, is dropping THIS FRIDAY ON YOUTUBE AT 3PM PST. Catch it! #standupcomedian #comedyspecial #datingtips #relationships #youtube

Yeah, I flub my jokes. It be like that sometimes. 🤷🏽‍♂️😆 My first comedy special, PHILOSOPHY & PASTA, is dropping in YouTube THIS FRIDAY. Stay locked!

Just a heads-up that my first Comedy special is dropping on YouTube this Friday. K bye!

POC joining ICE is a special type of tap dancing, I stg.

ACAB. Yup, that includes Walker, Texas Ranger.

Yooooooo I stg, they’re not even trying hard with these false flags! 🙄🤦🏽‍♂️ Lemme guess… It’s a trans Muslim shooter with a thick uni-brow, who shouted “allahu akbar” while wearing a “property of Allah” t-shirt over an explosive vest and eating a shawarma. Maaaaaannn, FOHWTBS

I’m glad nobody got hurt, but Bullet Bill did its job. Also, the Stage Complete music afterwards SENT ME! 😫😆😂🤣 . #bulletbill #japan #supermario #reaction

NEW MOM: What should we name him? I’m thinking Mark, or Wayne… NEW DAD: How bout… Markwayne! NEW MOM: Wh… What? NEW DAD: The best of both! NEW MOM: Hon, just pick one name. Why are— NEW DAD: Markwayne… It’s perfect! *walks out with pocket full of stolen pens*

Idk about y’all, but if I was serving in the military, and I watched a video of one of my brothers getting wrestled to the floor by police and his arm broken by a Senator, simply for speaking out against an illegal war and saying “No one wants to fight for Israel”… I’d quit. Fuck that job.

Oh look, it’s me in photo form. Yay. Love love LOVE how these came out! Special gracias to @zachariah_shoots for the awesome photo sesh, for these stellar edits, and for putting me on to Riders Republic. That game is FUEGO! . #newphotos #actorheadshots #comedian #voactor #headshots

For a country that claims to be all about “protecting children”, they really do love killing them. 😵‍💫

It’s so wild to me how yt people will blame Dementia, Tourette's, Asperger’s, etc., for them hurling racial slurs. "They're not racist. Its involuntary." You never hear about them "involuntarily" saying "America was colonized through the treachery and savagery of white men! Pop Tarts! Nutsack!”

Let’s be crystal fucking clear… NOBODY with Tourette’s just gets up outta nowhere and tics out the N-word, just like nobody with Asperger’s or Autism automatically gets up and throws up a Sieg Heil. Disabled ppl still know what words and/or actions mean. FOH with the gaslighting bullshit.

Damn, No medals for Israel? Huh… I guess it’s a lot harder when you’re not competing against unarmed children in hospitals. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Hearing LeBron James say that he’s “heard nothing but great things about IsNotReal” — the welfare apartheid state that’s literally committing gen0cide — pretty much finalizes the debate for me. The winner is Michael Jordan.

The only Super Bowl I’m enjoying today is this Gorilla Glue 4 in my bong. Also, fck the NFL.

Fuck Death, and fuck cancer. 😢💔

Y’all… Imagine being a grown-ass man putting on a MAGA hat, getting out of your truck to bully & beat up on a high school girl because you think shit’s sweet… only to get your entire shit rocked by a squad of high school students wearing Minecraft backpacks. I bet bro wishes he kept driving. 🤭

Aaaaaaannnd I’m live… fcking FINALLY! I’m throwing down in Street Fighter 6. Come hang! Twitch.tv/ThisIsJPBrown