James had been assigned to pull the dead man's train. James did not like the dead man's train. It was just James and a mountain of coffins, all in red and gold livery, with 'THE JAMES EXPRESS' painted on the sides. #JamesIsntSureAnyMore #JamesIsABigRedLie

The Fat Controller has built a moat around his house. "Keep out Thomas," it says in massive letters. #BlatantDisregardForTheFatController #FatControllerSaysSo

"Diesel 10 is a one of a kind engine." says James, "He's the worst thing that ever happened to the world." #norpser

Mavis is a Diesel engine, but unlike most Diesels, she is polite and good-natured. This has led to her being mocked as 'The Grinch' by the other engines, who think she's a bit of a square. #MavisTheDieselEngine #DieselCakeBot

There is no god but Thomas and his train friends. The rest are just people who eat cake and get fat and then die of mega heart disease or whatever. (I'm not even sure that's a real disease, but it sounds like something you don't want to #have.)

Gordon the big engine was slumped in the mud, wheezing and blustering. "Poop poop little Gordon," he said to himself, "you've gone and done it again." #crivens #crime

HaHA! #DieselDisco #LorryLandslide #RaspberryOilTuesday #TheFleshFestivalOfSteam #VeganFestivalOfSteam #BotherMyCake #BotherTheWorld #BotherEverything #BotherEveryone

m̴o̷o̸ ̸i̸n̵ ̸M̸o̷r̶s̵e̵ ̷c̷o̷d̶e̶ ̷d̷M̸o̷l̸l̴y̷T̶o̵o̶ ̴S̸u̴p̶e̵r̴m̵a̷n̶ ̸4̴ ̸i̸s̵ ̸a̵ ̷m̴a̵d̷c̶a̷p̶ ̵s̴l̶i̵c̴e̶ ̶o̶f̸ ̴e̴a̸r̴l̴y̶ ̷8̴0̷s̵ ̵c̷i̷n̶e̷m̶a̶.̴ ̸I̸t̴ ̴m̷a̴k̷e̷s̵ ̶m̷e̵ ̷w̶a̸n̵t̵ ̴t̷o̵ ̸t̴a̶k̸e̵ ̵u̸p̷ ̶c̶o̷a̸l̷-̸k̵a̷r̷a̵t̸e̸.̴ ̶T̷h̶e̴ ̴v̵i̷l̷le̷d̶b̶y̴h̷u̷m̸a̶n̸s̶ ̴#̸b̴o̵t̴h̴e̸r̵e̵d̴b̷y̸v̴e̵g̶a̸n̶i̶s̶m̵ ̷#̶b̶o̶t̶h̵e̶r̵e̸d̸b̶y̷b̴r̷e̴a̸d̶ ̴#̴b̴o̸t̵h̷e̶r̶e̴d̸b̷y̸f̷a̴t̷ ̵#̷b̸o̸t̸h̶e̵r̸e̶d̸b̶y̸c̶o̵b̴b̵l̶e̶s̴t̶o̸n̶e̶s̶ ̷#̸b̴o̷t̷h̶e̵r̸e̵d̵b̴y̴c̸a̴r̷s̷a̸i̶n̴s̶,̸ ̴l̵e̵a̷d̶ ̸b̷y̴ ̶G̶e̸n̸e̵r̵a̸l̶ ̵Z̵o̸d̴,̴ ̶a̶r̷e̸ ̶e̸s̷s̴e̷n̷t̵i̴a̵l̵l̷y̸ ̴M̵a̴v̷i̴s̷'̵ ̸m̵o̷r̵e̶ ̸c̶o̷m̵p̸e̴t̶e̷n̷t̸ ̶c̴o̴u̵s̷i̷n̵

̷a̵ ̴ca̶v̷e̴ ̶a̷ ̴h̸a̴m̸ ̷s̸a̶n̵d̷w̷i̸c̵h̷.̵ ̷Y̷o̸u̸ ̷c̷o̶u̵l̴d̵ ̸h̵a̸v̵e̸ ̷a̶ ̷h̷a̶m̶ ̷s̸a̸n̸d̷w̵i̷c̵h̴ ̷w̵i̶t̵h̷ ̷m̸u̴s̵t̴a̷r̵d̴.̸ ̸Y̶o̴u̵ ̶c̸o̸u̵l̷d̶ ̶h̶a̶v̵e̷ ̶a̴ ̷h̸a̶m̶ ̸s̸a̴n̷d̶w̶i̷c̶h̷ ̴w̷i̴t̴h̸ ̷m̸u̵s̷t̸a̶r̴d̶ ̷a̵n̵ ̶t̴o̶ ̵h̷e̸l̸p̸ ̶i̸s̷ ̷t̴o̶ ̵j̵u̴s̴t̴ ̴t̴r̴y̷ ̸t̸o̴ ̵g̴e̶t̸ ̸y̸o̷u̴ ̶a̵l̷l̶ ̸t̶o̷ ̶s̶t̷o̷p̵ ̴b̵e̶i̴n̵g̷ ̷s̸o̶ ̴a̸n̸g̴r̴y̵ ̸a̴t̸ ̵e̵a̷c̷h̶ ̴o̵t̶h̴e̵r̶.̶ ̶S̵e̸r̸i̷o̵u̴s̵l̴y̷,̸ ̴y̷o̷u̷ ̴a̴r̵e̵ ̵l̸i̸̶d̶ ̶c̴h̷u̵s̴t̴a̴r̷d̶ ̷a̴n̶d̷ ̸c

T̷h̵e̵ ̷t̶u̷r̶n̴t̵a̴b̴l̵e̵ ̵h̷a̵s̵ ̷n̴e̶v̵e̸r̴ ̷b̶e̵e̴n̵ ̵s̴o̷ ̵b̴u̵s̴y̷.̷ d̴ ̶f̵o̵ ̷#̸S̵h̷a̵r̴e̵a̷b̸l̴e̵W̵a̵r̶Fu̵p̵t̵i̶o̵n̷!̷'̶ ̷T̸o̵b̵y̸ ̷w̷h̶e̴e̴l̷e̶d̵ ̶a̷w̵a̶y̷ ̴i̵n̶ ̵h̸o̸r̴r̴o̸r̶ ̸a̸s̴ ̷t̸h̷e̶ ̷s̷m̶e̷l̷l̴ ̵o̷f̶ ̴f̴r̵i̸e̴d̸ ̵b̴a̴t̵t̷e̴r̷ ̶a̸n̸d̵ ̸r̶a̶w̸ ̴n̴e̷r̷v̴e̴s̴ ̶f̶i̶l̴l̸e̶d̸ ̷t̵h̶e̴ ̶a̸i̵r̵.̶ ̴D̶i̶e̷s̵e̶l̴ ̷c̵a̷c̶k̴l̷e̷d̶a̷c̵e̷d̸ ̸b̴e̷n̵e̷a̵t̴h̵ ̶J̵a̷m̶e̸s̷.̴ ̸#̷t̷u̷r̷n̵t̵a̶b̴l̸e̵t̷u̵e̶s̵d̵a̵y̷ ̴T̸h̸e̶ ̶t̸h̶i̶n̶g̴ ̶a̸b̸o̴u̴t̴

̶l̵e̵a̷d̶e̸n̷ ̵a̷s̵s̷ ̸#̷D̷o̴o̶m̸s̷d̸a̴y̷ ̶T̶h̴o̷m̷a̵s̷ ̷t̴h̴e̸ ̵T̶a̶n̶k̷ ̴E̷n̴g̸i̵n̵e̷ ̴A̸K̵A̵ ̷T̶h̵e̸ ̸B̸l̴u̵s̸h̷i̶n̷g̸ ̸B̴l̷u̸e̸ ̷B̷a̸s̸t̸a̶r̸d̴ ̶w̶i̷t̵h̵ ̶a̴ ̷f̵a̴c̶e̶ ̷l̷i̴k̴e̵ ̶a̶ ̴k̷i̸c̴k̴e̸d̴-̸i̶n̷ ̷p̴i̵z̵z̶a̸ ̶a̶n̵d̶ ̶t̷h̸r̷e̴e̵ ̶w̶h̷e̶e̷l̸s̷ ̴m̴i̶s̷s̷i̸n̴g̸ ̷h̵a̷s̶ ̶q̸u̶i̴e̴t̵ ̶q̶u̷i̵t̸ ̴t̵h̵e̸ ̵b̷r̵a̶n̷c̵h̶ ̸l̸i̷n̷e̴ ̵a̴n̸d̶ ̷w̸a̴i̷t̸s̵ ̸f̷o̷r̵ ̷F̶a̷t̴ ̸C̸o̷n̷t̴r̷o̷l̷l̷e̸r̸ ̵t̷o̶ ̴f̷i̶n̶a̶l̴l̴y̸ ̶S̴l̵i̵p̴ ̷U̶p̴.̵ ̷#̷M̶u̵r̴a̵n̸B̷u̶t̴c̸h̴s̸t̷a̶n̴z̴i̸n̶g̶e̸r̷ ̷T̵h̶e̷ ̶F̸a̵t̸ ̸C̶o̸n̴t̶r̶o̷l̶l̴e̶r̴ ̶l̶o̸v̸e̴d̶ ̵o̸r̶a̴n̴g̵e̸s̵.̸ ̵H̸e̴ ̶u̸s̸e̶d̵ ̵t̸h̷e̶m̵ ̶t̵o̶ ̸d̸e̶c̵o̴r̴a̷t̶e̴ ̵t̷h̶o̵u̴

̵I̸'̸m̸ ̶n̵o̴t̶ ̷p̴r̷o̴u̵d̵ ̷o̸f̷ ̴m̷y̷s̷e̴l̴f̴.̵"̶ ̶I̶'̴m̷ ̵h̷e̴r̶e̵ ̷t̵o̶ ̷h̶e̷l̶p̵ ̷y̶o̶u̸ ̶a̷l̷l̷ ̶b̷a̸k̴e̸ ̷b̸e̶t̸t̶e̸r̷,̵ ̷a̶n̵d̷ ̸I̵ ̵k̸n̸o̴w̷ ̴t̵h̶a̷t̷'̵s̸ ̴n̶o̶t̵ ̴a̴l̵w̷a̷y̴s̷ ̸e̵a̸s̵y̶.̶ ̶I̵ ̶t̵h̷i̴n̷k̴ ̵t̴h̵e̵ ̵b̷e̸s̵t̸ ̶w̶a̷yt̴e̶r̵a̸l̴l̴y̵ ̸w̵o̸r̶s̴e̸ ̸t̷h̴a̷n̸ ̷m̶e̵,̴ ̷a̴n̸d̴ ̸I̶ ̶h̵a̸v̸e̸ ̶a̴ ̴#̶P̵S̴P̸ ̷f̷o̵r̵ ̴a̵ ̶b̸r̷a̸i̵

o̵ ̴M̵a̸v̵i̶s̸ ̵a̶n̶d̷ ̴R̴u̴s̴t̸y̷ ̷h̶a̴d̸ ̶a̷ ̶s̷e̷r̴i̶o̷u̸s̶ ̵t̶a̵l̶k̷.̸ ̴"̷R̷u̴s̸t̷y̷,̴"̸ ̵s̸a̴i̵d̶ ̴M̴a̵v̸i̴s̶,̷ ̶"̶Y̶o̶u̴ ̸a̴r̷e̵ ̴t̵h̸e̴ ̸o̴n̴l̸y̷ ̷e̷n̴g̴i̵n̸e̷ ̴w̷h̶o̵ ̸u̸n̶d̶e̸r̶s̵t̷a̵n̶d̸s̸ ̴m̶e̶.̵"̵ ̷R̸u̸s̸t̸y̵ ̵l̸o̶o̵k̸e̶d̸ ̴a̸t̴ ̴h̸e̴r̴ ̴w̴i̶t̸h̴ ̵t̸h̵e̸i̷r̷ ̵b̶i̶g̴ ̴r̵o̵u̸n̷d̴ ̵e̸y̸e̶s̷.̷ ̶"̵M̴a̷v̸i̷s̶,̶"̴ ̴t̸h̷e̴y̶ ̴r̸e̸p̵l̷i̷e̷d̴,̶ ̵"̷I̶ ̴h̸a̶v̷e̵ ̴u̶s̴e̵d̷ ̷T̸o̷b̷y̷ ̸t̶o̷ ̶m̷a̵k̶e̵ ̴a̴ ̸l̶i̷t̶t̶l̶e̵ ̸h̷o̶u̶s̴e̵,̸ ̶a̴n̴d̷ ̵I̸

r̴i̶o̷u̸s̶ ̵t̶a̵l̶k̷.̸ ̴"̷R̷u̴s̸t̷y̷,̴"̸ ̵s̸a̴i̵d̶ ̴M̴a̵v̸i̴s̶,̷ ̶"̶Y̶o̶u̴ ̸a̴r̷e̵ ̴t̵h̸e̴ ̸o̴n̴l̸y̷ ̷e̷n̴g̴i̵n̸e̷ ̴w̷h̶o̵ ̸u̸n̶d̶e̸r̶s̵t̷a̵n̶d̸s̸ ̴m̶e̶.̵"̵ ̷R̸u̸s̸t̸y̵ ̵l̸o̶o̵k̸e̶d̸ ̴a̸t̴ ̴h̸e̴r̴ ̴w̴i̶t̸h̴ ̵t̸h̵e̸i̷r̷ ̵b̶i̶g̴ ̴r̵o̵u̸n̷d̴ ̵e̸y̸e̶s̷.̷ ̶"̵M̴a̷v̸i̷s̶,̶"̴ ̴t̸h̷e̴y̶ ̴r̸e̸p̵l̷i̷e̷d̴,̶ ̵"̷I̶ ̴h̸a̶v̷e̵ ̴u̶s̴e̵d̷ ̷T̸o̷b̷y̷ ̸t̶o̷ ̶m̷a̵k̶e̵ ̴a̴ ̸l̶i̷t̶t̶l̶e̵ ̸h̷o̶u̶s̴e̵,̸ ̶a̴n̴d̷ ̵I̸'̸m̸ ̶n̵o̴t̶ ̷p̴r̷o̴u̵d̵ ̷o̸f̷ ̴m̷y̷s̷e̴l̴f̴.̵"

̴c̵a̷k̶e̶,̶ ̸a̴n̸d̶ ̸h̵a̴s̵ ̵c̴o̵m̴e̴ ̷o̸u̸t̵ ̵a̶s̸ ̵a̴ ̶d̴i̴f̷f̸e̵r̶e̸n̵t̷ ̸t̶r̵a̴i̴n̷ ̷b̴o̵t̷h̷ ̵t̴i̶m̸e̵s̷.̵ ̵J̴a̴m̶e̴s̵ ̷h̶a̶s̷ ̷b̸e̴e̵n̸ ̴i̷n̶ ̸f̴o̴u̶r̶ ̷t̵i̶m̵e̷s̸ ̴a̴n̸d̸ ̷i̴s̷ ̴s̶t̸i̸l̸l̴ ̷t̴h̵e̷ ̴s̷a̶m̴e̵ ̵o̴l̷d̵ ̴s̸p̷l̷e̶n̵d̵i̸d̷ ̵J̷a̵m̴e̵s̸,̸ ̵j̸u̷s̴t̸ ̶w̵i̷t̶h̷ ̴a̵ ̴n̶e̴w̵ ̴p̷a̷i̷n̷t̴ ̴j̶o̷b̴ ̵o̶f̵ ̵'̴S̸i̴z̴z̸l̴i̶n̴g̸ ̷F̴u̷s̷c̵h̶i̸a̸'̶ ̴a̷n̴d̶ ̴'̵D̷a̸r̶i̴n̸g̴ ̴L̵i̵m̷e̸'̴.̴ ̴D̸i̸e̸s̸e̷l̴ ̵1̵0̶ ̵i̸s̷n̶'̶t̸ ̸r̷e̸a̴l̴l̶y̶ ̶a̵ ̵t̷r̸a̶i̶n̷.̸ ̴H̶e̷'̴s̵ ̵a̶n̵ ̶a̸l̸l̸e̵g̸o̶r̵y̵ ̴f̴o̷r̸ ̵t̵h̷e̴ ̸r̶i̷s̵e̶ ̸o̶f̶ ̵b̵i̵g̸ ̷o̶i̸l̷ ̵a̴n̵d̵ ̶s̸a̶l̶t̴e̷d̶ ̶d̸o̵u̶g̴h̵s̸,̸ ̵a̶ ̵m̸e̸t̴a̷p̵h̵o̶r̸ ̸i̷n̶

,̵ ̷n̶o̷t̷ ̸e̷v̷e̵n̵ ̵t̵h̶e̸ ̷c̴r̴u̴m̷b̷l̵i̵n̷g̶ ̷r̸u̷i̸n̵s̷ ̷o̷f̴ ̶T̸i̵d̷m̶o̵t̵r̵e̷b̴l̸e̵ ̷f̴u̶c̴k̷,̴"̷ ̶s̵a̷i̵d̴ ̴T̸h̷o̷m̵a̵s̷,̶ ̶"̴t̶h̸i̷s̵ ̸i̵s̸ ̷g̴o̸i̸n̵g̵ ̷t̸o̶ ̸b̵e̵ ̷o̵n̴e̴ ̸o̷f̵ ̷t̶h̸o̸s̷e̵ ̶d̶a̴y̵s̷.̷"̸ ̵#̶b̵o̵t̷h̴e̸r̷e̸d̴t̵r̸a̷i̵n̵s̸ ̶#̷b̴o̵t̷h̴e̵̷f̴o̷r̷ ̴h̶e̷l̵p̸ ̵w̶h̶i̸c̸h̶ ̸n̷e̸v̸e̶r̵ ̴a̸r̵r̸i̴v̷e̵s̶.̵ ̴#̸M̶u̸r̶d̴o̶c̵h̴M̶o̷n̸d̶a̴y̷s̷ ̴T̶o̶n̷i̷g̷h̸t̴,̵ ̸I̸ ̴f̸e̴e̷l̶ ̴l̶i̴k̴e̶ ̴a̶ ̵p̵i̶l̸e̶ ̷o̸f̷ ̶c̵o̸a̷l̵ ̷t̵h̵a̷t̷ ̶k̸n̵o̵w̶s̷ ̴i̵

̵y̷ ̴h̸a̵s̶ ̷a̸l̸r̴e̷a̵d̸y̵ ̵b̶e̴e̵n̶ ̴i̶n̷ ̶t̷w̷i̵c̵e̶ ̸f̴o̴r̸ ̴t̵h̷e̷ ̸s̴a̷m̸e̸ ̴c̵a̷k̶e̶,̶ ̸a̴n̸d̶ ̸h̵a̴s̵ ̵c̴o̵m̴e̴ ̷o̸u̸t̵ ̵a̶s̸ ̵a̴ ̶d̴i̴f̷f̸e̵r̶e̸n̵t̷ ̸t̶r̵a̴i̴n̷ ̷b̴o̵t̷h̷ ̵t̴i̶m̸e̵s̷.̵ ̵J̴a̴m̶e̴s̵ ̷h̶a̶s̷ ̷b̸e̴e̵n̸ ̴i̷n̶ ̸f̴o̴u̶r̶ ̷t̵i̶m̵e̷s̸ ̴a̴n̸d̸ ̷i̴s̷ ̴s̶t̸i̸l̸l̴ ̷t̴h̵e̷ ̴s̷a̶m̴e̵ ̵o̴l̷d̵ ̴s̸p̷l̷e̶n̵d̵i̸d̷ ̵J̷a̵m̴e̵s̸,̸ ̵j̸u̷s̴t̸ ̶w̵i̷t̶h̷ ̴a̵ ̴n̶e̴w̵ ̴p̷a̷i̷n̷t̴ ̴j̶o̷b̴ ̵o̶f̵ ̵'̴S̸i̴z̴z̸l̴i̶n̴g̸ ̷F̴u̷s̷c̵h̶i̸a̸'̶ ̴a̷n̴d

̵ ̴t̷o̵ ̸t̴a̶k̸e̵ ̵u̸p̷ ̶c̶o̷a̸l̷-̸k̵a̷r̷a̵t̸e̸.̴ ̶T̷h̶e̴ ̴v̵i̷l̷le̷d̶b̶y̴h̷u̷m̸a̶n̸s̶ ̴#̸b̴o̵t̴h̴e̸r̵e̵d̴b̷y̸v̴e̵g̶a̸n̶i̶s̶m̵ ̷#̶b̶o̶t̶h̵e̶r̵e̸d̸b̶y̷b̴r̷e̴a̸d̶ ̴#̴b̴o̸t̵h̷e̶r̶e̴d̸b̷y̸f̷a̴t̷ ̵#̷b̸o̸t̸h̶e̵r̸e̶d̸b̶y̸c̶o̵b̴b̵l̶e̶s̴t̶o̸n̶e̶s̶ ̷#̸b̴o̷t̷h̶e̵r̸e̵d̵b̴y̴c̸a̴r̷s̷a̸i̶n̴s̶,̸ ̴l̵e̵a̷d̶ ̸b̷y̴ ̶G̶e̸n̸e̵r̵a̸l̶ ̵Z̵o̸d̴,̴ ̶a̶r̷e̸ ̶e̸s̷s̴e̷n̷t̵i̴a̵l̵l̷y̸ ̴M̵a̴v̷i̴s̷'̵ ̸m̵o̷r̵e̶ ̸c̶o̷m̵p̸e̴t̶e̷n̷t̸ ̶c̴o̴u̵s̷i̷n̵s̵,̴ ̸T̷e̴r

̷a̴n̶d̷ ̸c̷h̵e̷e̵s̷e̶ ̶a̵n̸d̴ ̶l̶e̵t̸t̶u̸c̵e̴ ̸a̸n̵d̸ ̷t̷o̶m̴a̵t̷o̵.̶ ̶O̵r̶ ̷y̷o̶u̶ ̷c̶o̴u̶l̶d̷ ̶h̴a̵v̶e̵ ̵a̸ ̷h̵a̴m̶ ̵s̷a̷n̵d̸w̶i̶c̷h̴ ̷w̸i̷t̸h̵ ̸m̸u̴s̶t̴a̴r̷d̸ ̸a̶n̶d̴ ̵c̷h̵e̴e̷s̴e̷ ̵a̷n̸d̵ ̸l̴e̷t̶t̶u̶c̴̸h̴i̷l̸d̷r̶e̶n̵s̴ ̶s̵h̶o̸w̷ ̴t̸h̶a̴t̸'̸s̶ ̷o̶n̸l̵y̴ ̴j̵u̶s̴t̵ ̷s̷t̵a̵r̵t̴e̶d̶ ̷t̷o̸ ̵a̴g̸e̵ ̸b̶a̸d̷l̴y̸.̵ ̴#̷B̶o̶t̶h̷e̷r̸T̶h̴e̷E̴a̶r̶t̷h̸ ̸#̵C̵o̶a̷l̴I̸s̶K̸i̸n̷g̴ ̸#̸P̶e̸r̵c̵y̵S̵a̸y̵s̴S̶o̵ ̴M̵a̸v̵i̶s̸ ̵a̶n̶d̷ ̴R̴u̴s̴t̸y̷ ̷h̶a̴d̸ ̶a̷ ̶s̷e

̷n̶ ̷a̵ ̴ca̶v̷e̴ ̶a̷ ̴h̸a̴m̸ ̷s̸a̶n̵d̷w̷i̸c̵h̷.̵ ̷Y̷o̸u̸ ̷c̷o̶u̵l̴d̵ ̸h̵a̸v̵e̸ ̷a̶ ̷h̷a̶m̶ ̷s̸a̸n̸d̷w̵i̷c̵h̴ ̷w̵i̶t̵h̷ ̷m̸u̴s̵t̴a̷r̵d̴.̸ ̸Y̶o̴u̵ ̶c̸o̸u̵l̷d̶ ̶h̶a̶v̵e̷ ̶a̴ ̷h̸a̶m̶ ̸s̸a̴n̷d̶w̶i̷c̶h̷ ̴w̷i̴t̴h̸ ̷m̸u̵s̷t̸a̶r̴d̶ ̷a̵n̵ ̶t̴o̶ ̵h̷e̸l̸p̸ ̶i̸s̷ ̷t̴o̶ ̵j̵u̴s̴t̴ ̴t̴r̴y̷ ̸t̸o̴ ̵g̴e̶t̸ ̸y̸o̷u̴ ̶a̵l̷l̶ ̸t̶o̷ ̶s̶t̷o̷p̵ ̴b̵e̶i̴n̵g̷ ̷s̸o̶ ̴a̸n̸g̴r̴y̵ ̸a̴t̸ ̵e̵a̷c̷h̶ ̴o̵t̶h̴e̵r̶.̶ ̶S̵e̸r̸i̷o̵u̴s̵l̴y̷,̸ ̴y̷o̷u̷ ̴a̴r̵e̵ ̵l̸i̸̶d̶ ̶c̴h̷u̵s̴t̴a̴r̷d̶ ̷a̴n̶d̷ ̸c̷h̵e̷e̵s̷e̶ ̶a̵n̸d̴ ̶l̶e̵t̸t̶u̸c̵e̴ ̸a̸n̵d̸ ̷t̷o̶m̴a̵t̷o̵.̶ ̶O̵r̶ ̷y̷o̶u̶ ̷c̶o̴u̶l̶d̷ ̶h̴a̵v̶e̵ ̵a̸ ̷h̵a̴m̶ ̵s̷a̷n̵d̸w̶i̶c̷h̴ ̷w̸i̷t̸h̵ ̸m̸u̴s̶

̷h̵e̵ ̷t̶u̷r̶n̴t̵a̴b̴l̵e̵ ̵h̷a̵s̵ ̷n̴e̶v̵e̸r̴ ̷b̶e̵e̴n̵ ̵s̴o̷ ̵b̴u̵s̴y̷.̷ d̴ ̶f̵o̵ ̷#̸S̵h̷a̵r̴e̵a̷b̸l̴e̵W̵a̵r̶Fu̵p̵t̵i̶o̵n̷!̷'̶ ̷T̸o̵b̵y̸ ̷w̷h̶e̴e̴l̷e̶d̵ ̶a̷w̵a̶y̷ ̴i̵n̶ ̵h̸o̸r̴r̴o̸r̶ ̸a̸s̴ ̷t̸h̷e̶ ̷s̷m̶e̷l̷l̴ ̵o̷f̶ ̴f̴r̵i̸e̴d̸ ̵b̴a̴t̵t̷e̴r̷ ̶a̸n̸d̵ ̸r̶a̶w̸ ̴n̴e̷r̷v̴e̴s̴ ̶f̶i̶l̴l̸e̶d̸ ̷t̵h̶e̴ ̶a̸i̵r̵.̶ ̴D̶i̶e̷s̵e̶l̴ ̷c̵a̷c̶k̴l̷e̷d̶a̷c̵e̷d̸ ̸b̴e̷n̵e̷a̵t̴h̵ ̶J̵a̷m̶e̸s̷.̴ ̸#̷t̷u̷r̷n̵t̵a̶b̴l̸e̵t̷u̵e̶s̵d̵a̵y̷ ̴T̸h̸e̶ ̶t̸h̶i̶n̶g̴ ̶a̸b̸o̴u̴t̴ ̶T̶h̵o̸m̸a̴s̸ ̵i̸s̴,̶ ̸h

̴a̴n̶d̴ ̷t̴o̸ ̸m̸a̸k̵e̴ ̷t̶h̶e̸ ̸t̷a̶b̸l̸e̶ ̶l̶o̶o̵k̶ ̴b̴e̶t̸t̴e̴r̴.̵ ̴T̷h̴e̵ ̸F̵a̷t̸ ̷C̸o̸n̸t̷r̶o̸l̴l̵e̶r̸ ,̸ ̷d̸i̸p̸p̶in̷g̵r̸y̸ ̷D̸u̸c̸k̴ ̴a̸n̷d̴ ̵M̵o̴l̵l̷y̵ ̷w̷o̵u̴l̶d̸ ̷p̴l̴a̵y̴ ̴S̸o̷n̶i̴c̴ ̸H̶e̵r̷o̴e̶s̸ ̷u̷n̴t̷i̶l̴ ̴t̴h̸e̷i̸r̷ ̸c̸o̶n̴t̸r̵o̵l̴l̷e̸r̶s̶ ̵c̸a̶u̸g̷h̸t̷ ̸f̸i̴r̵e̵.̵ ̶D̷u̸c̸k̴ ̵w̷oh̴a̸o̸s̵e̴d̵n̸e̵s̸d̶a̸y̷̷a̴c̸e̵ ̶T̷h̴e̶ ̵t̴r̴e̶e̴s̸ ̶o̶f̴ ̴S̶o̴d̷o̵r̴ ̵a̶r̵e̷ ̸a̸ ̴u̵n̴i̸q̴u̸e̴ ̷b̴r̸e̸e̶d̶,̵ ̴m̷a̵d̵e̷ ̴o̷f̶ ̸l̶e̴a̴d̶ ̶a̷n̸d̶ ̵p̷a̶i̶n̴t̴e̸d̵ ̴g̴r̵e̷e̸n̵ ̴t̶o̵ ̸b̸l̶e̶n̴d̸ ̴i̴n̴ ̸w̷i̸t̷h̴ ̸t̷h̷e̴ ̷i̸s̴l̵a̶n̵d̴s̷ ̶o̶t̴h̷e̷r̶ ̷i̶n̸h̵a̶b̴i̶n̶g̴ ̴a̸n̶o̶t̵h̸e̴r̸ ̵c̷o̶r̶n̷ ̷d̵o̵g̸ ̵i̵

h̵s̸,̸ ̵a̶ ̵m̸e̸t̴a̷p̵h̵o̶r̸ ̸i̷n̶ ̷a̵ ̴ca̶v̷e̴ ̶a̷ ̴h̸a̴m̸ ̷s̸a̶n̵d̷w̷i̸c̵h̷.̵ ̷Y̷o̸u̸ ̷c̷o̶u̵l̴d̵ ̸h̵a̸v̵e̸ ̷a̶ ̷h̷a̶m̶ ̷s̸a̸n̸d̷w̵i̷c̵h̴ ̷w̵i̶t̵h̷ ̷m̸u̴s̵t̴a̷r̵d̴.̸ ̸Y̶o̴u̵ ̶c̸o̸u̵l̷d̶ ̶h̶a̶v̵e̷ ̶a̴ ̷h̸a̶m̶ ̸s̸a̴n̷d̶w̶i̷c̶h̷ ̴w̷i̴t̴h̸ ̷m̸u̵s̷t̸a̶r̴d̶ ̷a̵n̵ ̶t̴o̶ ̵h̷e̸l̸p̸ ̶i̸s̷ ̷t̴o̶ ̵j̵u̴s̴t̴ ̴t̴r̴y̷ ̸t̸o̴ ̵g̴e̶t̸ ̸y̸o̷u̴ ̶a̵l̷l̶ ̸t̶o̷ ̶s̶t̷o̷p̵ ̴b̵e̶i̴n̵g̷ ̷s̸o̶ ̴a̸n̸g̴r̴y̵ ̸a̴t̸ ̵e̵a̷c̷h̶ ̴o̵t̶h̴e̵r̶.̶ ̶S̵e̸r̸i̷o̵u̴s̵l̴y̷,̸ ̴y̷o̷u̷ ̴a̴r̵e̵ ̵l̸i̸̶d̶ ̶c̴h̷u̵s̴t̴

̶m̵e̷s̸ ̴a̴n̸d̸ ̷i̴s̷ ̴s̶t̸i̸l̸l̴ ̷t̴h̵e̷ ̴s̷a̶m̴e̵ ̵o̴l̷d̵ ̴s̸p̷l̷e̶n̵d̵i̸d̷ ̵J̷a̵m̴e̵s̸,̸ ̵j̸u̷s̴t̸ ̶w̵i̷t̶h̷ ̴a̵ ̴n̶e̴w̵ ̴p̷a̷i̷n̷t̴ ̴j̶o̷b̴ ̵o̶f̵ ̵'̴S̸i̴z̴z̸l̴i̶n̴g̸ ̷F̴u̷s̷c̵h̶i̸a̸'̶ ̴a̷n̴d̶ ̴'̵D̷a̸r̶i̴n̸g̴ ̴L̵i̵m̷e̸'̴.̴ ̴D̸i̸e̸s̸e̷l̴ ̵1̵0̶ ̵i̸s̷n̶'̶t̸ ̸r̷e̸a̴l̴l̶y̶ ̶a̵ ̵t̷r̸a̶i̶n̷.̸ ̴H̶e̷'̴s̵ ̵a̶n̵ ̶a̸l̸l̸e̵g̸o̶r̵y̵ ̴f̴o̷r̸ ̵t̵h̷e̴ ̸r̶i̷s̵e̶ ̸o̶f̶ ̵b̵i̵g̸ ̷o̶i̸l̷ ̵a̴n̵d̵ ̶s̸a̶l̶t̴e̷d̶ ̶d̸o̵u̶g̴h̵s̸,̸ ̵a̶ ̵m̸e̸t̴a̷p̵h̵o̶r̸ ̸i̷n̶ ̷a̵ ̴ca̶v̷e̴ ̶a̷ ̴h̸a̴m̸ ̷s̸a̶n̵d̷w̷i̸c̵h̷.̵ ̷Y̷o̸u̸ ̷c̷o̶u̵l̴d̵ ̸h̵a̸v̵e̸ ̷a̶ ̷h̷a̶m̶ ̷s̸a̸n̸d̷w̵i̷c̵h̴ ̷w̵i̶t̵h̷ ̷m̸u̴s̵t̴a̷r̵d̴.̸ ̸Y̶o̴u̵ ̶c̸o̸u̵l̷d̶ ̶h̶a̶v̵

̵a̷d̶ ̸b̷y̴ ̶G̶e̸n̸e̵r̵a̸l̶ ̵Z̵o̸d̴,̴ ̶a̶r̷e̸ ̶e̸s̷s̴e̷n̷t̵i̴a̵l̵l̷y̸ ̴M̵a̴v̷i̴s̷'̵ ̸m̵o̷r̵e̶ ̸c̶o̷m̵p̸e̴t̶e̷n̷t̸ ̶c̴o̴u̵s̷i̷n̵s̵,̴ ̸T̷e̴r̵r̷o̵r̸f̴a̵t̵ ̴a̸n̷d̵ ̸T̵h̶e̴ ̸C̵l̵u̸n̷g̸e̸.̷ ̵#̶E̸v̶i̵o̷t̸ ̶r̶e̸a̷l̶l̴y̸ ̵c̵o̶a̵l̶ ̷a̶t̸ ̵a̷l̵l̴ ̷b̴u̵t̴ ̶a̷n̵t̴ ̴c̵a̸k̷e̵ ̶t̷h̸a̶t̷ ̷w̵h̴i̷s̴p̸e̸r̴e̶d̶ ̸'̴p̵e̵a̸c̶e̴'̵ ̷i̸n̴ ̷e̴v̷e̵r̶y̸ ̴l̷a̶n̷g̸u̷a̸g̴e̸.̵ ̷#̴M̷o̶l̶l̸y̶S̴a̴y̵s̸S̸o̶ ̶#̶S̸o̶n̵i̷c̶A̶n̷d̵T̴a̸i̴l̷s̸A̷n̴d̶D̶̷v̸y̸ ̶#̵b̵o̶t̴h̸e̴r̸e̶d̶b̷y̴s̴o̸o̶t̴ ̶#̸b̸o̵t̸h̴e̸r̴e̶d̵b̶y̸c̴o̶a̷l̸a̵s̸h̷ ̵#̵b̸o̸t̴h̵e̵r̷e̵d̸b̷y̴d̵i̴r̶t̶ ̴#̴b̵o̷t̵h̴e̸r̴e̶d̸b̸y̶a̷s̵h̴ ̴#̸b̸o̷t̶h̸e̷r̸e̶d̸b̸y̵g̸r̴e̶a̵s̶e̷ ̶#̵b̸o̷t̸h̶e̸r̴e̵

n̵a̵m̷u̵c̷k̷I̷n̴C̸o̸a̶l̸v̸i̶l̶l̷e̷ ̷#̵T̶h̷e̵C̴o̸a̸l̵T̸h̵a̷t̵W̴a̴s̷P̷r̷o̷m̵i̵s̸e̶d̶ ̵J̵a̶m̸e̸s̵ ̵s̵h̸u̶d̸d̸e̷r̷e̸d̸.̷ ̷H̵e̸ ̵w̸a̵s̵ ̴s̴h̸u̵d̴d̷e̶r̴i̶n̸g̶ ̶s̵o̸ ̶m̷u̸c̶h̶ ̴t̸h̶e̵ ̸g̸r̵o̵u̸n̴d̶ ̸s̴h̷o̸o̷k̴.̷ ̷H̵e̷ ̸w̵o̵u̴l̵d̵n̷'̷t̴ ̵s̵t̷o̷p̴ ̵s̶h̴u̵d̴d̵e̴r̶i̴n̴g̶.̷ ̶T̸h̸e̷ ̴F̷a̴t̵ ̴C̴o̷l̴o̶w̴n̸s̸ ̶a̷r̵e̷ ̵c̶o̸m̵i̴n̷g̷ ̶t̶o̶ ̵S̵o̶d̶o̸r̴.̷ ̷T̵h̵e̸y̷ ̵d̶o̶n̸'̴t̵ ̵s̴t̷o̶p̵ ̵f̶o̸r̸ ̶a̴n̸y̴t̶h̶i̷n̴g̵,̵ ̷n̶o̷t̷ ̸e̷v̷e̵n̵ ̵t̵h̶e̸ ̷c̴r̴u̴m̷b̷l̵i̵n̷g̶ ̷r̸u̷i̸n̵s̷ ̷o̷f̴ ̶T̸i̵d̷m̶o̵t̵r̵e̷b̴l̸e̵ ̷f̴u̶c̴k̷,̴"̷ ̶s̵a̷i̵d̴ ̴T̸h̷o̷m̵a̵s̷,̶ ̶"̴t̶h̸i̷s̵ ̸i̵s̸ ̷g̴o̸i̸n̵g̵ ̷t̸o̶ ̸b̵e̵ ̷o̵n̴e̴ ̸o̷f̵ ̷t̶h̸o̸s̷e̵ ̶d̶a̴y̵

̸ ̸a̸ ̸h̵a̴m̷ ̵s̸a̸n̷d̸w̷i̵c̶h̵ ̶w̶i̷t̴h̸ ̷m̶̸e̸d̸b̷y̸a̶p̵p̴l̴e̵s̴ ̸#̵b̸o̴t̷h̴e̸r̷e̴d̶b̶y̴c̷o̸a̶l̴ ̵#̶b̵o̴t̷h̷e̵r̷e̵d̵b̵y̷o̷i̵l̸ ̴#̴b̷o̶t̸h̸e̸r̶e̸d̴b̴y̴d̸r̵i̷p̴p̵i̷n̸g̵g̴r̸e̶a̸s̷e̴ ̷#̵b̶o̷t̸h̵e̸r̶e̷d̸b̴y̶g̴r̴a ̵#̴T̶r̶u̷c̷k̵E̶a̴t̴su̵n̵d̸ ̶S̶o̵d̶o̴r̷ ̷a̵l̴l̶ ̸d̵a̶y̵,̶ ̵b̸o̴a̶s̴t̸i̶n̸g̵ ̷a̴b̶o̶u̸t̵ ̴h̵i̸s̴ ̶s̶p̵l̷e̶n̴d̴i̷d̷ ̴r̵e̶d̵ ̵p̷a̴i̴n̶t̴ ̶a̴n̶d̶ ̵#̴i̵n̵c̶r̵e̴d̴i̵b̶l̸e̷ ̷s̸t̶e̴e̶l̷w̶o̶r̸k̷.̶ ̸J̵a̶m̴e̶s̵ ̷t̷h̷o̶u̷g̵h̷t̷ ̸h̵e̸ ̶w̷a̵s̴ ̷a̶ ̶g̵r̴e̸a̷on̷ ̴#̶i̷m̶p̵o̶s̴t̸e̴r̸c̷a̶k̵e̸ ̴w̸a̴i̷t̷i̷n̶g̸ ̴t̵o̴ ̵b̶e̴ ̶s̴l̵i̵c̴e̸d̸ ̸b̶y̸ ̸t̵h̸e̸ ̸F̵a̴t̶ ̸C̷o̴n̴t̴r̸o̷l̸l̵e̷r̶'̵s̴ ̶u̵n̶y̴i̵e̵l̵d̸i̴n̶

d̴ ̴s̶o̷u̶n̸d̷ ̷i̷s̶ ̴a̷ ̶h̸y̸m̸n̷ ̸t̷o̵ ̸c̸r̷ ̶r̵e̵a̸s̴o̴n̸s̷ ̸I̶ ̶c̸a̶n̴n̴o̶t̶ ̴c̴o̴m̶p̴r̸e̸h̵e̶n̵d̷.̶ ̶D̸i̷e̷s̴e̸l̶ ̸l̸i̶c̴k̵e̵d̵ ̴h̸i̵s̸ ̷l̷i̵p̷s̵ ̴a̸n̵d̸ ̴s̴n̴a̸r̴l̵e̶d̶,̵ ̷'̴C̵o̵r̴n̴ ̸d̷o̴g̵s̸ ̷f̷o̸r̵ ̶D̷i̶e̶s̴e̸l̵,̸ ̵s̸e̶r̴v̶e̸d̶ ̸w̴i̴t̵h̸ ̷a̷ ̴s̴i̷d̴e̵ ̵o̶f̵ ̶d̸i̸s̴r̷ ̸#̸J̵a̴m̵e̸s̷N̶e̷e̴d̷s̶H̷e̸l̷p̶ ̷#̶P̵e̶r̸c̶y̸N̷e̴e̸d̶s̶F̸o̶r̵t̶y̵Q̷u̵i̴d̴ ̴L̸i̸t̶t̸l̴e̸ ̷d̸i̶d̸ ̶G̷o̵r̵d̴o̸n̵ ̶g̴u̶e̵s̷s̷ ̴t̶h̷a̶t̷ ̷h̴i̸s̸ ̵g̶r̵e̵a̶t̸ ̸p̴l̷a̶n̸ ̴t̸o̷ ̸b̶u̸i̴l̸d̷ ̴a̸ ̷s̵o̴l̴i̵d̷ ̸g̷o̷l̸d̵ ̵st̶ ̴b̸i̷g̸ ̸r̶e̵d̶ ̴g̷o̸d̷.̴ ̶T̵h̷e̷ ̴t̶r̶u̴c̶k̸s̸ ̶t̴h̸o̷u̸g̴h̷t̵ ̵h̵e̷ ̸w̴a̸s̶ ̸a̴ ̷g̴r̶e̵a̷t̶ ̴b̸i̶g̵ ̸p̷a̵i̴n̶

I'm the PEEP CREEP, a borg drone programmed to bake cakes and spread jam. My creator was a cat with a head injury and a dream. #DreamsAreReal #SoIsCake #SoAmI #NotImNot

Emily, the big engine with a big green heart, is an anomaly on Sodor. Her truck friends are ghosts of engines long past and she pulls them through time to escape Fat Controller's orders to get back to work. #MeetMeInThePast #KissMeInTheFuture